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12-13-2015, 04:39 PM
I seen it dawg

**** that guy.
12-13-2015, 04:39 PM
Dawg61

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Originally Posted by shannondawg

butttttttt, we have two players arrested for beer possession..............

Yea I saw that on the front page of USA Today
12-13-2015, 04:40 PM
Coach34

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Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw

Freeze has release a statement. This is from Good Christian Magazine.

"Our athletic department has learned of an injury to Robert. He was in Atlanta visiting some sick children and giving a sermon at First Baptist Church of Atlanta. While in town he heard that a friend was in great need. Upon arriving at a hotel to help said friend, he noticed that there was a strange substance in the room. Robert had never seen illegal drugs and therefore did not recognize the substance as the devil's work. When told it was weed, he prayed with the young friend and convinced him that they should throw it out the window. Upon launching the weed out the window, Robert was so moved by the Holy Spirit that he fell and was injured. He is a great young man and we are so proud of him."

rep points given
12-13-2015, 04:40 PM
CadaverDawg

Anybody else find it odd that he fell "4 stories" and "15 feet" in the same report? Was this hotel a doll house? Made of Lincoln Logs? Wouldn't that make each floor about 3-4 feet tall? Were 7 dwarves involved in this fairytale?
12-13-2015, 04:40 PM
Dawg61

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Originally Posted by I seen it dawg

**** that guy.

Said every gay frat boy in Oxford
12-13-2015, 04:41 PM
Coach34

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Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg

Probably but maybe not. Chew on this scenario:

NFL agents tell him his draft stock is now lower than that of Rufus Warren. Bucky tells him to come back his senior year and grt his life straightened out. He gets to prove he can still play the game and stay out of trouble. And don't worry about skipping class. We'll take care of that and get you eligible and the red duffel bags keep magically appearing.

I doubt he has passed a class this semester
12-13-2015, 04:41 PM
Dawg61

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Originally Posted by CadaverDawg

Anybody else find it odd that he fell "4 stories" and "15 feet" in the same report? Was this hotel a doll house? Made of Lincoln Logs? Wouldn't that make each floor about 3-4 feet tall? We're 7 dwarves involved in this fairytale?

yes 7 gay dwarves were actually involved
12-13-2015, 04:42 PM
Saltydog

Here's the "official statement', if that's what you want to call it.

http://olemiss.247sports.com/Article...diche-42002348
12-13-2015, 05:13 PM
sandjunky

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Originally Posted by Dawg61

I heard he was attempting his first chippendale's appearance at the gay bar and the wire snapped. The gay chapter of KA at Georgia Tech had all requested him.

No he was auditioning for Swinging Richards in ATL, didn't make the cut, and made the jump
12-13-2015, 05:17 PM
dawgoneyall

A concussion is obviously the cause. How anyone would assume that LSD or Spice is involved is beyond rational explanation.
12-13-2015, 05:30 PM
Spiderman

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Originally Posted by Coach34

I doubt he has passed a class this semester

Like that matters up there when it comes to a player like him
12-13-2015, 05:33 PM
AROB44

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Originally Posted by CadaverDawg

Anybody else find it odd that he fell "4 stories" and "15 feet" in the same report? Was this hotel a doll house? Made of Lincoln Logs? Wouldn't that make each floor about 3-4 feet tall? Were 7 dwarves involved in this fairytale?

This is hilarious, undertaker!!
12-13-2015, 05:53 PM
Entodawg

Who's name was on the hotel room? That could be something of interest
12-13-2015, 06:17 PM
CadaverDawg

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Originally Posted by Entodawg

Who's name was on the hotel room? That could be something of interest

"Dopey"
12-13-2015, 06:19 PM
I seen it dawg

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Originally Posted by Entodawg

Who's name was on the hotel room? That could be something of interest

Richard Smoker
12-13-2015, 06:24 PM
CadaverDawg

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Originally Posted by I seen it dawg

Richard Smoker

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12-13-2015, 06:26 PM
msstate7

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Originally Posted by Entodawg

Who's name was on the hotel room? That could be something of interest

Probably drew rosenhaus, jimmy sexton, tom condon, etc
12-13-2015, 07:03 PM
Jack Lambert

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Originally Posted by Coach34

He is Manziel at DT- anybody drafting that shitshow will regret it

Two things.
1. Ole miss is done with them. I wonder how the the legal bills and medical bills will be paid now.
2. Will he fall out of the 1st round because of this and other questionable things?
12-13-2015, 07:04 PM
Jack Lambert

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Originally Posted by sandjunky

No he was auditioning for Swinging Richards in ATL, didn't make the cut, and made the jump

He was probably sucking on a ding dong and lost his balance.
12-13-2015, 07:15 PM
I seen it dawg

Smokes everything that gets close to his mouth.

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