Originally Posted by
sandwolf
But that isn't what you did. You went to someone else's cookout, saw that they were only serving hamburgers, and then proceeded to obnoxiously tell everyone present that you were hoping for the cookout to be ruined by rain because hamburgers are a bullshit, communist, ***** food that is boring and is leading to the downfall of our country. And then when some of the other people at the party let you know what a miserable prick you were and told you to shut up, you started in with the "Wow look at all of these hamburger cult members attacking me just because I don't like hamburgers!"