Bat Cheaters vs Wahoos Thread

Ellis is toast

So Ellis gives up a leadoff double. What happens? He gets help from the ump, and strands him without getting a K.

Also, the sky is still blue.

Shit. To the 7th UVA up 1-0. Huge inning with 2,3,4 for the cheaters coming up

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Originally Posted by Pioneer Dawg

Bears get help from the umps.

In related news the sky remains blue.

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#truth

If he gets through this inning unscathed, UVA will pull it out.

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Originally Posted by War Machine Dawg

Slightly off-topic, but what the hell is all the white stuff that the wind in Omaha has been blowing around?

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from Cottonwood trees I think

That's embarrassing

Woodman, Lee, and Bousfield want NO part of Kirby.

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Originally Posted by msstate7

Hey Cohen notice the starting pitching. Please find us some starters that go farther than 2.2 innings

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I don't disagree with the point, but we were here just last year. Teams were probably looking at us and saying, 'Hey (insert HC name), notice the fantastic arms in the pen. Find us some of those'.

Chris Ellis LOB%

Overall - 79.6%
SEC - 78.6%

**** yeah 6 pitches!!! Huge.

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Originally Posted by smootness

I don't disagree with the point, but we were here just last year. Teams were probably looking at us and saying, 'Hey (insert HC name), notice the fantastic arms in the pen. Find us some of those'.

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Just think if we had another starter to go with graveman last year. We could be saying we won this thing last year.

I find it hilarious that after their bats are taken they have 1 hit through 7 innings.

This kid is dealing... OM hasnt barreled one up the entire game... Love it

From the Black Bear dugout.
..."damn these bats suck"......

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Originally Posted by Pioneer Dawg

I find it hilarious that after their bats are taken they have 1 hit through 7 innings.

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Doesn't matter what bats they use... This kid is gonna throw a complete game 1 hitter.

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Originally Posted by Pioneer Dawg

Chris Ellis LOB%

Overall - 79.6%
SEC - 78.6%

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AND he has below average K numbers. It makes no sense.

I'd love to see his BABIP numbers with men on base and compare it to his BABIP with nobody on. Very Shelby Miller circa 2013-esque.

But Orvis hit a HR during BP

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Originally Posted by messageboardsuperhero

Very Shelby Miller circa 2013-esque.

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Timmy Hudson this year.

So Ellis gives up 11 baserunners in six innings, and only gets 3 Ks... And he's only given up 1 run. He's been doing it all year too.

It makes zero statistical sense.