Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

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09-15-2021, 12:20 PM
Coach34

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Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg

I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
09-15-2021, 12:52 PM
parabrave

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Originally Posted by Leroy Jenkins

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

https://i1.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/m...tdJe/giphy.gif

Oh good one. But he did have benefits in the end.
09-15-2021, 12:52 PM
parabrave

Go to the dentist with Dustin Hoffman.
09-15-2021, 12:55 PM
parabrave

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Originally Posted by Coach34

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.
09-15-2021, 12:56 PM
preachermatt83

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Originally Posted by Coach34

trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois

I would actually LOVE THAT
09-15-2021, 12:57 PM
preachermatt83

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Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg

https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC...nt-pillows.gif

Outstanding
09-15-2021, 01:06 PM
BeardoMSU

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Originally Posted by parabrave

Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***
09-15-2021, 01:31 PM
BrunswickDawg

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Originally Posted by Coach34

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

Look, Cleatus might not have been able to handle those bikers at Lamar's - but he damn sure knew how to get revenge

https://youtu.be/KlM8bwwnWvQ
09-15-2021, 01:48 PM
Lord McBuckethead

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09-15-2021, 02:12 PM
parabrave

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Originally Posted by BeardoMSU

Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

All my Long hair fell out. I bet the Dew Drop in was around Bryam/ I know he wasn't talking about the Cherokee Inn, the one on State Streeet.
09-15-2021, 03:50 PM
ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
09-15-2021, 04:10 PM
Extendedcab

Drive bamboo shoots under my finger nails!
09-15-2021, 04:10 PM
Extendedcab

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

Ouch! that is serious!
09-15-2021, 04:11 PM
Catfish

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

If you're gonna hit The Bobbit leave when you're done. Don't be sleeping with the dick slayer.
09-15-2021, 04:31 PM
Maverick91

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

Showing my age, but dang, I just looked that story up. Frick that sucks!
09-15-2021, 04:34 PM
starkvegasdawg

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.
09-15-2021, 06:10 PM
parabrave

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.
09-15-2021, 06:14 PM
Commercecomet24

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Originally Posted by parabrave

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

I agree this has been a great one.
09-15-2021, 06:41 PM
parabrave

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Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

And SVD wins the Boner award/
09-15-2021, 06:48 PM
OLJWales

Driving around on empty looking for a station with gas
09-15-2021, 06:51 PM
BeardoMSU

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Originally Posted by parabrave

And SVD wins the Boner award/

https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468...1c537_text.mp4
09-15-2021, 06:57 PM
OLJWales

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Originally Posted by BeardoMSU

https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468...1c537_text.mp4

I'm skeered to hit dat link. Lol
09-15-2021, 07:07 PM
Offshore Dawg

some of you act like Beth told you " I have no interest in sucking that midget dick of yours "
09-15-2021, 07:51 PM
schddog72

Be forced to undergo a chainsaw vasectomy.
09-15-2021, 09:58 PM
somebodyshotmypaw

I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.
09-16-2021, 01:57 AM
parabrave

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Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw

I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.

Get your hand out of your pants!
09-16-2021, 08:56 AM
OLJWales

I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.
09-16-2021, 08:59 AM
ShotgunDawg

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Originally Posted by OLJWales

I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6M...1_PE1_4746.JPG
09-16-2021, 09:07 AM
OLJWales

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6M...1_PE1_4746.JPG

Oh yea. I'm fiddy 8 and she's damned doable for my old ass.
09-16-2021, 09:08 AM
Commercecomet24

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Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6M...1_PE1_4746.JPG

Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".
09-16-2021, 09:24 AM
OLJWales

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Originally Posted by Commercecomet24

Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".

Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.
09-16-2021, 11:23 AM
OLJWales

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Originally Posted by Apoplectic

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

I hate commercials too, flip thru them Bitches unless Tu Poc, Shaq or Barley's doing them (Barley's slowed of late)
09-16-2021, 12:11 PM
Commercecomet24

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Originally Posted by OLJWales

Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.

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