Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

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Originally Posted by BeardoMSU

Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**

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I'd rather be Bernie

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Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Originally Posted by TrapGame

Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Be a security officer on the Enterprise.

Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

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Originally Posted by IMissJack

Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

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Remember waiting for every subscription in the mail.

Take a nap on Elm Street.

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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Originally Posted by Apoplectic

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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You sick bastard.***

Have a root canal.

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Originally Posted by TrapGame

Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

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Ouch!

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

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Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

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Originally Posted by CaptainObvious

Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

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Damn. LMAO.

Try and throw a flea-flicker vs Lawrence Taylor.

Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

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Originally Posted by Coach34

Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

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I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

attend a parade at Faber College

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Originally Posted by Apoplectic

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

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