Have a laugh at this gem of an article by Andy Staples on OM's 2013 signing class...

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Originally Posted by DeviousDawg34

How Ole Miss landed it's historic recruiting class

The article is from February 7th, 2013. Here are some of the Highlights:

-Usually, the Champion is mama. "Regardless of what anyone says," McGriff said, "a kid is never going to disappoint his mother." This would become a theme in the pursuit of the class of 2013, and it would be absolutely crucial in the pursuit of Treadwell.

I wonder why momma Treadwell wanted her son to go to a 7-6 school 10 hours away?

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Did somebody say mama?
http://www.sbnation.com/college-foot...g-davonte-neal

"What happens when a kid is undecided between Texas A&M and Ole Miss? In the case of four-star Louisiana cornerback Raven, his mother forged his signature and faxed it to Ole Miss.
.... Raven ended up at A&M after faxing a real letter later in the day."

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Originally Posted by DeviousDawg34

What happened? NCAA scandal wrecks Rebels' chance of building elite recruiting class

In summary, Brandon Speck interviews David Johnson, who goes on to list all the 4 stars and 5 stars they would've gotten "without the NCAA camped out in Oxford".

They still don't understand that the NCAA is camped out, because of all the 4 and 5 stars the got. Don't cheat, don't get 4 and 5 stars you not supposed to get, don't have the NCAA camped out in town. That mean ole NCAA, why can't they just let Ole Miss recruit like the top 5 program that they are?**

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Ehh, the OM folks and state media tried desperately to quash the investigation as they literally made up crap to pull the attention away from the football program. Then after that NOA was released and it showed they were all lying things went into the crapper.

No recruits worth a damn will take a chance signing with them if they get equal or better offers.

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Originally Posted by Mjoelner34

Did somebody say mama?
http://www.sbnation.com/college-foot...g-davonte-neal

"What happens when a kid is undecided between Texas A&M and Ole Miss? In the case of four-star Louisiana cornerback Raven, his mother forged his signature and faxed it to Ole Miss.
.... Raven ended up at A&M after faxing a real letter later in the day."

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Only Ole Miss could have this happen on two completely separate occasions.

Ole Miss releases Law from Letter of Intent after fiasco

All these parents seem so eager for their kids to sign with Ole Miss, I wonder why?

This was DJ Law who ended up starring on the first season of Last Chance U. Seemed like a pretty good dude, I was pulling for him. Ended up at UAB.

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Originally Posted by DeviousDawg34

How could you leave out butt plug Hartsfield?

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That's who I meant. My apologies to Stringfellow. I mistook a woman beater for a butt plugger.***

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Originally Posted by sleepy dawg

If there's ever been a case for modifying the "rep" limit, it's devious dog. Every thread he creates I need to give him rep points, but I never can.

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I'll give him some for ya!

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Originally Posted by Mjoelner34

Did somebody say mama?
http://www.sbnation.com/college-foot...g-davonte-neal

"What happens when a kid is undecided between Texas A&M and Ole Miss? In the case of four-star Louisiana cornerback Raven, his mother forged his signature and faxed it to Ole Miss.
.... Raven ended up at A&M after faxing a real letter later in the day."

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Where ya been? I've missed that NCAA tsunami gif!

Can you imagine that conversation? "I don't care how much money they gave you ma! I'm going to A&M!"

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Originally Posted by DeviousDawg34

How could you leave out butt plug Hartsfield?

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Ole Stinky Finger...haha

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Originally Posted by Ari Gold

They are so ****ed. And not the way normal people like to get ****ed, but the way Shepard Smith likes to get ****ed.

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This made me laugh!!!

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nice job DD34

I like how Freeze read some lines from Tony Dungy's book. Ole Miss loves them some Tony Dungy.

And I have to wonder if Kane Wommack's "Moneyball" nickname has a double meaning.