Dak injury update

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Originally Posted by RossDawg82

Because he is curious????

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Exactly. Like a cat.

Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.

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Originally Posted by RattStevens

Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.

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That's horrible, yet I spewed coke out of my nose.

Here is the real unedited pic of Dak at practice.

http://s15.postimg.org/rn3ztwmuj/dak_boot.jpg

The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.

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Originally Posted by Dawg496

The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.

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It's okay. Dak's tears will cure Ebola. He just needs to cry on all of his teammates and Ebola will be cleared from them.

I can confirm that I have been seen in a boot. I may or may not play this weekend.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa9e9ebc5...fd2o1_1280.png

His foot was removed so we could shove it farther up Ole Miss's ass.

Rumor is that that is Dak in the middle...

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...ediumlarge.jpg

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Originally Posted by elitedawgs

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

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Three questions:

Can you unfreeze him in the middle of a game when he is needed?

Does he get to keep eligibility?

If only unfrozen for a play or two per season can he get medical redshirts?

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Originally Posted by CadaverDawg

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

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Ellis Johnson caused it! **

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Originally Posted by TheRef

#YetiEffect

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We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

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Originally Posted by sleepy dawg

We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

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I just laughed pretty loud in the middle of my class. I got some weird looks

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Originally Posted by sleepy dawg

We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

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We don't even need a cooler. Slap a Yeti sticker on it and it'll freeze right up.

Injury is worse than we feared:

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...d_bicycle.jpeg

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Originally Posted by CadaverDawg

Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*

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Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?

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Originally Posted by hells bells

Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?

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No room next to those, but I have room between my SaltLife sticker and 26.2 sticker

Dak is really a Drone and his foot has been sent to the lowest bidder to be repaired. Per State of Mississippi laws concerning contracts.

Can foot Dak can?
Can