Because It is Thanksgiving week and he needs to know we love him.
I'll Start:
I bet he could tear up the buffet at a Golden Corral.
http://www.postregister.com/sites/de...?itok=fm7gChb7
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Because It is Thanksgiving week and he needs to know we love him.
I'll Start:
I bet he could tear up the buffet at a Golden Corral.
http://www.postregister.com/sites/de...?itok=fm7gChb7
He should give Thanks that the COI hasn't hit the media YET!!!
He has mastered the art of walking the sideline and perpetually looking like he smells a fart.
He looks like he would be caught masturbating on a bus.
Fatt Puke is his real name...
He's named after 2 writers of the gospels.
He really doesn’t look like Hodor from Game of Thrones...
It will never cease to amuse me that Matt Luke followed a Marked John.
Matt took really good care of his brother when Keo Coleman knocked him the 17 out!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MeridianDog
Looks big enough that he could still play OL at Ole Miss
Matt Luke will leave big pants to fill.
Why has someone not told him that he’s no longer a 34” in the waist.
He doesn't waste food
Lol so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg34
He does a mean robot.Quote:
Originally Posted by MeridianDog
He’s not as fat as Mark Mangino
Matt Luke taught George Costanza, the art of looking annoyed to look busy but really doing nothing.
Nice!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DogsofAnarchy
That was first year of the egg bowl moved back to campus wasn?t it?? I was there in student section.
But Keo laid him out on that cloudy cool day.
He has nice tits.
I wish I had his hair! :D
Man boobs.
Looks good roaming the sideline in his sky blue PJ top.
He loves his family
His hairspray game is STRONG!
He hasn't been caught calling prostitutes yet.
Or dating 14 year old girls!
He?s not coaching the worst team in the SEC. Its close, but they aren?t the worst. Yet.
He might be coaching at his other Alma Marta next year.
He’s doing a job that no current Power 5 head coach wants to do.
Kinda like cleaning public bathrooms.
Matt loves the Grove but not like Bucky did. Matt actually feeds on the food, not the trees. The Grove and the sorostitutes are much safer with Matt stalking the sideline.
NT
nice tits.
Lumpy Luke and Stringray could have a fight of the century in a pie eating contest!
The fact that he?s coaching Mississippi is without question the harshest self-induced penalty and should bode well in the eyes of the COI
He doesn't seem to sweat much for a fat man.
Hes proof you dont have to have huge arms and big hands to play OL
His wife is hot.
He beat anoxeria
Fatter than Chip Kelly!
Little known fact.
He and Stingray were both approached by Jenny Craig.
Both fell off the wagon after 57 minutes on the program.