I did something incredibly stupid last night more than I usually do...

Playing blackjack at Tunica and drinking too much I was at a table and an Ole Miss fan sat down. You know what happened next to make a long story short we ended up getting into an argument over our schools. I preceded to bring up everything from Hugh to Hookers and brought up joey freshwater and asked him how many coeds he would bang before getting dismissed?
After that it gets a little fuzzy but he started bashing Moorhead, now I can bash Ole Slomo but I'll be damed if those pricks can especially if I am hammered. I told him at least we are going to a bowl and he said we were going to get the shit beat out of us....I think he was hammered also. My big mouth said I bet 5k we win he calls my bluff and said to put my money where my mouth was so he follows me up stairs and I place the bet at State -4. I woke up this morning with a nuclear hangover and a ticket betting on Moorhead. I know I am going to Hell!

Let it ride baby!

I feel like State -4 is very possible. Gonna be a fun game for you for sure.

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Originally Posted by 99jc

Playing blackjack at Tunica and drinking too much I was at a table and an Ole Miss fan sat down. You know what happened next to make a long story short we ended up getting into an argument over our schools. I preceded to bring up everything from Hugh to Hookers and brought up joey freshwater and asked him how many coeds he would bang before getting dismissed?
After that it gets a little fuzzy but he started bashing Moorhead, now I can bash Ole Slomo but I'll be damed if those pricks can especially if I am hammered. I told him at least we are going to a bowl and he said we were going to get the shit beat out of us....I think he was hammered also. My big mouth said I bet 5k we win he calls my bluff and said to put my money where my mouth was so he follows me up stairs and I place the bet at State -4. I woke up this morning with a nuclear hangover and a ticket betting on Moorhead. I know I am going to Hell!

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I think you got in just fine at -4. I expect it to move some more when the smart money comes in and/or people try and recoup some earlier losses.

Did the prick bet Louisville +4?

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Originally Posted by 99jc

Playing blackjack at Tunica and drinking too much I was at a table and an Ole Miss fan sat down. You know what happened next to make a long story short we ended up getting into an argument over our schools. I preceded to bring up everything from Hugh to Hookers and brought up joey freshwater and asked him how many coeds he would bang before getting dismissed?
After that it gets a little fuzzy but he started bashing Moorhead, now I can bash Ole Slomo but I'll be damed if those pricks can especially if I am hammered. I told him at least we are going to a bowl and he said we were going to get the shit beat out of us....I think he was hammered also. My big mouth said I bet 5k we win he calls my bluff and said to put my money where my mouth was so he follows me up stairs and I place the bet at State -4. I woke up this morning with a nuclear hangover and a ticket betting on Moorhead. I know I am going to Hell!

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Pix or it didn’t happen. You are so full of shit!

We should win by 10-plus

As a veteran of many drunken blackjack games in Vicksburg, I find that hilarious.

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This is front page r/thathappened material

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Originally Posted by 99jc

Playing blackjack at Tunica and drinking too much I was at a table and an Ole Miss fan sat down. You know what happened next to make a long story short we ended up getting into an argument over our schools. I preceded to bring up everything from Hugh to Hookers and brought up joey freshwater and asked him how many coeds he would bang before getting dismissed?
After that it gets a little fuzzy but he started bashing Moorhead, now I can bash Ole Slomo but I'll be damed if those pricks can especially if I am hammered. I told him at least we are going to a bowl and he said we were going to get the shit beat out of us....I think he was hammered also. My big mouth said I bet 5k we win he calls my bluff and said to put my money where my mouth was so he follows me up stairs and I place the bet at State -4. I woke up this morning with a nuclear hangover and a ticket betting on Moorhead. I know I am going to Hell!

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I have NEVER seen someone use the humble brag technique as much as you do. We're not impressed dude.

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Originally Posted by Barkman Turner Overdrive

Pix or it didn?t happen. You are so full of shit!

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Yes, show a photo of ticket or didn?t happen...🤔

U did good. We?re gonna win easily.

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Originally Posted by 99jc

Playing blackjack at Tunica and drinking too much I was at a table and an Ole Miss fan sat down. You know what happened next to make a long story short we ended up getting into an argument over our schools. I preceded to bring up everything from Hugh to Hookers and brought up joey freshwater and asked him how many coeds he would bang before getting dismissed?
After that it gets a little fuzzy but he started bashing Moorhead, now I can bash Ole Slomo but I'll be damed if those pricks can especially if I am hammered. I told him at least we are going to a bowl and he said we were going to get the shit beat out of us....I think he was hammered also. My big mouth said I bet 5k we win he calls my bluff and said to put my money where my mouth was so he follows me up stairs and I place the bet at State -4. I woke up this morning with a nuclear hangover and a ticket betting on Moorhead. I know I am going to Hell!

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State, behind by 1, drives 70 yards in 1:30 and kicks a FG with no time left to win by 2! Everyone is happy except 99jc.

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Originally Posted by Coach34

We should win by 10-plus

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Should win, and MSU, by anything over 3 points in any sport, rarely works out.

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Originally Posted by MedDawg

State, behind by 1, drives 70 yards in 1:30 and kicks a FG with no time left to win by 2! Everyone is happy except 99jc.

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Well, at least until the press conference when Joe reminds everyone we should be happy because we haven't won a SEC Title since 1941 and that he wasn't given the 1985 Bears. Followed up with telling our fans and boosters that they are number one- and then proceeds to flip off the camera. And then Cohen has a big smile on his face and goes up and announces an eight years extension for Joe with a 50 million dollar buyout. In the background LT smiles.

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Originally Posted by Coach34

We should win by 10-plus

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Not without our starting QB.

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Originally Posted by RezDog7

Not without our starting QB.

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Shrader is starting. I feel much better with him starting than I do Stevens.

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Originally Posted by Todd4State

Shrader is starting. I feel much better with him starting than I do Stevens.

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Unless he has a broken hand.

Since rumors are encouraged. Supposedly 6 and 6 got after it and now the bearded one has a swollen eye and broken hand.

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Originally Posted by RezDog7

Since rumors are encouraged. Supposedly 6 and 6 got after it and now the bearded one has a swollen eye and broken hand.

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If this is true, Moorhead continues to build the culture he's looking for