Relaxation recommendation.....

...For those who have Dish TV.....click on channel 9968. Turn the sound down to a nice low level that you can hear. If you do coke, snort a line. If you do beer, shoot a tall boy. If you do pot, roll and smoke a reefer. If you do heroin, make sure to use a clean needle. If you drink hard liquor, a couple to three shots will do. If you're like me and dont smoke, drink, or do drugs, then just put a soft pillow under your neck and close your eyes. For those that do all of the above bad habits, call 911 for a paramedic to head your way before you lay down and listen to the music. It's rather nice.....New Age smooth relaxing sounds. Good for MSU folk in bad or tensed up moods!

I thought this was going to be a platinum plus thread***