Whats your favorite way to sneak it in??
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Whats your favorite way to sneak it in??
Plastic flask in back pocket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckdog
I have never tried to sneak any in.
I always just had a couple before the game either in the cotton district or tailgating and be sober enough to drive home after the game. Works for me.
It's funny though that you know that many of those private booths will have a bar setup with food and drink. Then the rest of us can't even buy a $5 beer at a concession.
Or just get premium seats and have it waiting for you in the stadium.
In my belly.
Haven't been since the metal detectors came up, but I've barely had to sneak it in. If I have a raincoat or jacket, I'll just hold it in my hand with my jacket over it. If I get frisked, just hold my hand out and they've never gone out to the hand. I've put it in my belt in front (they do pat the back, but I guess they're not motivated to pat down the front. If my wife goes, we'll put it in the bottom of her purse in a sock that matches the interior liner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckdog
Guess it wouldn't work now with the clear bag and metal detectors, and probably didn't work for anybody even then. But being a little older and clean cut and not reeking of alcohol or showing any signs of inebriation entering the stadium probably made the security guards unconcerned with us compared with wanting to search the more likely trouble spots without holding up the line too much.
Just stick it in your boot or in a jacket pocket and hold the jacket.. if they catch you then oh well.. they'll just ask you to throw it away.
https://youtu.be/Ea7XIUuj7agQuote:
Originally Posted by Cooterpoot
I put mine in balloons and swallow them and puke them up when I get in the stadium. Wait, that's heroin. Never mind.
In the bottle it comes in stuck in the back of my pants wearing a coat of some sort. Ive carried a fifth of crown inside in that thick ass glass bottle before some years back. Never had a problem at DWSQuote:
Originally Posted by Duckdog
I don't drink at games, before, during, or after......till I get home. Im into the game enough already. If you have to sneak it in as things are now, make sure there is nothing metal involved with the flask or bottle. Also, the metal detectors make it impossible to sneak in a bell. We are doing a good job ringing responsibly, but the metal detectors make it essential that we keep it up. If they are ever banned again, we ain't getting them in.
I usually butt chug a couple before I walk in. Goes straight to the dome
The beer store next to Corkeys has an assortment of discrete flasks. Friend of mine has one that looks like a tube of hand lotion.
I buy three fifths of whiskey and two liters of vodka and hide them in my wife's vag*na. It serves 9 rows in my section.