Miss Alabama's Miss America parade dress

There are no words.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/os....jpg_large.jpg

And shoes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaoSobIIAAdlMd.jpg

Looks like she does all of her pageant shopping at Wal Mart.. Gag.

you're right... I'm at a complete loss of what to say.

Looks like all shes missing is a tat now.

This also reaffirms why in my opinion the worst fan to be in the SEC is Auburn.. Alabama all the time.

You just know the other contestants are laughing their ass off at that.

In the immortal words of Charlie Tweeder
"The **** is that?"

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Originally Posted by trob115

Looks like all shes missing is a tat now.

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Tat needs to be a heart with the pictures of Harvey Updyke and the Bear inside it.

I feel like there's supposed to be a peeping Crooms in there somewhere.

That confirms the fact that she has zero chance in hell to win.

what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?

her dress covers up her awesome shoes.

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Originally Posted by Barking 13

what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?

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Ha! Hadn't even noticed. It does look like she's in a prison cell now that you mention it.

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Originally Posted by Barking 13

what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?

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Maybe she is getting ready to film one of those women prison movies that Cinemax runs as 2:00AM.

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Originally Posted by starkvegasdawg

Maybe she is getting ready to film one of those women prison movies that Cinemax runs as 2:00AM.

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They may have 27 national championships, but that dress is terrible. At least our 3 time champion MS Mississippi gals don't look like trash. Is she blind, or do people in Alabama have terrible taste. Also add that she probably has never been to Tuscaloosa.

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Originally Posted by archdog

Also add that she probably has never been to Tuscaloosa.

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+1 love it!

Also, how do you know she doesn't have a big tat of the Bear on her ass cheek?