The Beverly Hillbillys

Let's all sing along now!

Now listen to a story 'bout a coach named Freeze,
Talks a big game, but he's really just a sleeze.
Then one day he was knawing on some wood,
So he shouted out loud "This is sure Tastin' good!

Wood that is, hard wood, great big teeth.

Well the first thing you know, he's got a top class,
The Rebels all said "we're going to kick some ass"
Bama went down and so did LSU,
Then came the letter from you know who.

"N" that is, "C" for cease,..DOUBLE A.

The next thing you know, Draft Night has come around,
The shit hit the fan, Freeze was nowhere to be found.
The whole nation saw, what we knew all along,
The kids gettin' paid, and he's hittin' on a bong!

Cash that is,...loaner cars,..Maui Wowie.

Wasn't long then that the tales began to spin,
It's all self reported,..in the end we're going to win.
They all just jealous, and it's all untrue!
9 over 3 and we're better than you.

Grove that is, nice trees, places to pee.

Now another letter's comin' and they're gettin' pretty scared,
It's gettin' so bad they gotta change their underwear.
With Boosters gettin' outed and the money gone away,
The team is now sayin' " No pay no play"

Green that is. Green grass, Green Cash.

Let's all sing along now!

Now listen to a story 'bout a coach named Freeze,
Talks a big game, but he's really just a sleeze.
Then one day he was knawing on some wood,
So he shouted out loud "This is sure Tastin' good!

Wood that is, hard wood, great big teeth.

Well the first thing you know, he's got a top class,
The Rebels all said "we're going to kick some ass"
Bama went down and so did LSU,
Then came the letter from you know who.

"N" that is, "C" for cease,..DOUBLE A.

The next thing you know, Draft Night has come around,
The shit hit the fan, Freeze was nowhere to be found.
The whole nation saw, what we knew all along,
The kids gettin' paid, and he's hittin' on a bong!

Cash that is,...loaner cars,..Maui Wowie.

Wasn't long then that the tales began to spin,
It's all self reported,..in the end we're going to win.
They all just jealous, and it's all untrue!
9 over 3 and we're better than you.

Grove that is, nice trees, places to pee.

Now another letter's comin' and they're gettin' pretty scared,
It's gettin' so bad they gotta change their underwear.
With Boosters gettin' outed and the money gone away,
The team is now sayin' " No pay no play"

Green that is. Green grass, Green Cash.

Hahaha! Well done. Now dress up and make the video.

Job swell done!!!

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Originally Posted by Reason2succeed

Hahaha! Well done. Now dress up and make the video.

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Do they make Beaver costumes?

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/man-...t-59265113.jpg

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Originally Posted by Reason2succeed

Hahaha! Well done. Now dress up and make the video.

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Please God

That's pretty damn good

Holy shit that was funny. Sitting here in ft worth waiting for my car to get cleaned and I started lol. People around me are like "wtf" ?

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Originally Posted by Dawgcentral

Let's all sing along now!

Now listen to a story 'bout a coach named Freeze,
Talks a big game, but he's really just a sleeze.
Then one day he was knawing on some wood,
So he shouted out loud "This is sure Tastin' good!

Wood that is, hard wood, great big teeth.

Well the first thing you know, he's got a top class,
The Rebels all said "we're going to kick some ass"
Bama went down and so did LSU,
Then came the letter from you know who.

"N" that is, "C" for cease,..DOUBLE A.

The next thing you know, Draft Night has come around,
The shit hit the fan, Freeze was nowhere to be found.
The whole nation saw, what we knew all along,
The kids gettin' paid, and he's hittin' on a bong!

Cash that is,...loaner cars,..Maui Wowie.

Wasn't long then that the tales began to spin,
It's all self reported,..in the end we're going to win.
They all just jealous, and it's all untrue!
9 over 3 and we're better than you.

Grove that is, nice trees, places to pee.

Now another letter's comin' and they're gettin' pretty scared,
It's gettin' so bad they gotta change their underwear.
With Boosters gettin' outed and the money gone away,
The team is now sayin' " No pay no play"

Green that is. Green grass, Green Cash.

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take out the 3rd and 4th line about wood and replace with

"It started with a Blind Side by the name of Big Mike
and led to being knighted by Dickie and Archie's Holy might"

That being said he owns Mullen so far, and that needs to change ....NOW.....

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Originally Posted by lastmajordog

take out the 3rd and 4th line about wood and replace with

"It started with a Blind Side by the name of Big Mike
and led to being knighted by Dickie and Archie's Holy might"

That being said he owns Mullen so far, and that needs to change ....NOW.....

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He bought it with counterfeit money.

I assume alcohol was involved in that composition? Well done, I too look forward to the video, Hobby Lobby you all!

If Freeze is Uncle Jed, who is Ellie Mae?

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Originally Posted by Dawgbite

If Freeze is Uncle Jed, who is Ellie Mae?

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Pick one of a thousand sororisluts

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Originally Posted by I seen it dawg

Pick one of a thousand sororisluts

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The one in the hall with you know who on his recruiting trip

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Originally Posted by Dawgbite

If Freeze is Uncle Jed, who is Ellie Mae?

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Ellie May = Katy Perry

Pretty damn funny. Thinking about recording this. Play a little geetar and banjer.

I'd love to hear it!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Hugh
poor high school coach whose paycheck made him blue

then one day while teaching girls to plaaay,
up from the bayous came an ogre with more paay!

dirty crootin' that is, fake act's , cash

well the next thing you know ole Hugh's a millionaire
the network said "Boone move away from here!, buying players is where we wanna be"
so they got the NOA and Tunsil on T.V

Bongs and texts that is, interviews and family funds

The Network Hillbillies!!