"Last year we knocked on the door. This year we beat on it. Next year we're going to

kick the son of a bitch in!" -- Bum Phillips

This is next year, guys.

Luv this guy, some of his other words of wisdom....

"Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told."

"Bryant can take his'n and beat your'n, and then he can turn around and take your'n and beat his'n." - On Coach Bear Bryant

"Respect all. Fear none."

"That boy could throw a football through a car wash and not get it wet." - On Houston Oilers QB Warren Moon

"Sid, you must not be doing it right." - In response to Sid Gillman telling him that breaking down film was better than sex