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In honor of tonight
'Twas the night before Christmas
And homeless people were wishing
That chad kelly would not turn up
In their soup kitchen
Their lives are hard enough with troubles a plenty
No wish to dodge bullets until the AK was empty.
But then all of a sudden there arose such a clatter
That bouncers near and far rushed to see what was the matter.
It was that damn chad kelly up to his old ways
Threatening to get his gun and making it spray
The police had enough as they slapped him in cuffs
But that chad kelly still didn't have enough.
So a few days later he's now doing PR stunts
Trying to prove he's not a thug or a no good punk
The bears are all anxious and holding their breath
To see if this gets swept under the rug just like all the rest.
Because they know their QB position royally sucks
And without the machine gun that next year they're flat 17ed.
Some look up in the sky for a message from Freeze
Something, anything to set their minds more at ease.
They pull up their blankets all snug in their beds
With visions of cruitin stars dancing in their heads
But all us dogs no that their fairy tail is no field of clover
Mullen says the shitter's full now rebels bend over.
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That is pretty cool! Merry Christmas
