Dead at 86.
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Dead at 86.
Let the thread begin!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he waits.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity....TWICE!Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintDawg
RIP.
He goes to join his brother who was killed in Vietnam. My favorite movie was Lone Wolf McQuade.
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down- and she did.
Silent Rage was my favorite Chuck movie. Kinda sci-fi/action.
Chuck Norris isn’t dead. He just logged off because he was bored.
Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach34
Never disappointing!!!!!! Love these!!
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate...he rapes his hand!Quote:
Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw
Medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeardoMSU
Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. From then on the truck was known as Optimus Prime.
Yall know Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years. The Grim Reaper just now finally found the courage to tell him
Jesus finally gets an opportunity to pay Chuck Norris back for the gift of beard.
chuck norris once won a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
chuck uses pepper spray to season his meat
In high school Chuck Norris played the grand piano in the marching band.
Chuck Norris didn't do pushups, he pushed the earth down!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The most famous one of all:
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!