Jordand and Hones - Get new hats

Just get brand new hats. Give your current hats a break.

New hats have fresh hits in them.

Trust me this will work.

"HINES"

"JORDAN"

I am not drunk.

Go bang some ugly plus size women too. That will help out. Ugly is important. Can?t smash a fairly attractive + size lady. Need to look around Walmart for some strange to end those streaks.

You also misspelled bats. They need new bats, not new hats.

BRING BACK OUR MIDGET!!

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Originally Posted by Cooterpoot

BRING BACK OUR MIDGET!!

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Noooooo, they're bad luck! Like a banana on a boat.

Also, I?ve seen a freshly shaved mullet do the trick. I guess the aerodynamics helps the swing.

Best thing tonight is sit them. Let them watch others, no sense running both out there tonight. Can't hurt plus let someone get some experience and have fun.

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Originally Posted by basedog

Best thing tonight is sit them. Let them watch others, no sense running both out there tonight. Can't hurt plus let someone get some experience and have fun.

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Fun ain't got nothing to do with it. This is big time college baseball, but your best 9 out there and fight for a win.

DJ needs to BUNT every at bat until he gets a hit. And, the 3rd baseman or pitcher might throw it down into the right field corner! As deep as the 3rd baseman play when he?s at bat, no way they?d throw him out!!

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Originally Posted by basedog

Best thing tonight is sit them. Let them watch others, no sense running both out there tonight. Can't hurt plus let someone get some experience and have fun.

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This is my stance as well. Nothing to gain, nothing to lose from this game. Get a couple of non starters a few more reps before the real games start next weekend. If we happen to win, great! If we take a loss, just adds in a couple of extra rest days.

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Originally Posted by somebodyshotmypaw

You also misspelled bats. They need new bats, not new hats.

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"Hats for bats", maybe?

They both need a waiver to use Cricket Bats!

Or Tennis Rackets with Steel Strings!

My wife says I need to stop criticizing them so much. They are just little boys having a hard time right now and need a hug!

Can you guys imagine never playing in the post season and then going hitless in your first one so far? Must be rough.

I would definitely replace Hines for the next game. Sometimes it makes the player do a little soul searching, and they can figure things out. The next guy up might just be a whole lot better.

Them camo hats going to make it better