Tater
11-05-2023, 06:20 PM
What I need to be successful:
- About 1 million in NIL for 25 total players. I plan on spending about $40k extra average on these 25.
- A modest 200k a year. I can live like a king in Starkville on that.
- Free reign on playcalling and recruiting. Including 4th down decisions.
- About 3 scouts. One with Japanese ties.
- One position coach: Someone who can teach the center / QB exchange well to all 25 of my players.
- 2 S&C guys who can help train legs to be strong af and not give out over a season and get ridiculous bench presses.
My philosophy:
- I'm out to find the biggest maulers, the best pushers, the beefiest mfs possible. I want guys who can squat 600-700 lbs minimum. I want 350 lbs or more. I'll scout exclusive for size and strength at pushing. We're going downhill all game. This includes looking for sumo wrestlers.
- If you haven't guessed by now, we're running the tush push all game. Yes. All game. And we're going to get 3+ yards and a cloud of dust every play. You telling me you're stopping 3500+ lbs pushing in unison? You think preparing for the triple option is tough? Think about a bunch of guys who have been practicing nothing but pushing as their offense all offseason. You will not stop me. Every play.
Benefits:
- For a very minimal budget, you're going to get a TD everytime until Bama gets this play banned. But don't worry I have wrinkles that include not directly pushing the ball carrier. (7 down lineman in tight. QB under center. Two guys angled at 45 degrees between tackle and TE a step back. One guy playing watch and yelling if anyone loops from behind and stopping them. explicitly not pushing QB when we eventually have to get adjusted)
- This opens up the perfect style for any defensive minded head coach. 60 scholarships. A large chunk of NIL. All position coaches except one. They will have the most resources you could ask for. And I'm never going anywhere. Living like a king in Starkville and winning National Championships is good enough for me. So any DC who loves having a rested defense and short, low play count plays will be chomping at the bit to be our HC. They can have the HC glory I just want to win.
- Guys will rotate every position. No ego as we're all able to run the ball and push for 3+ yards a play. We'll practice by pushing against the other 11 so we're trained against the strongest we could possibly face.
- Two hands on the ball as we're not fumbling once.
Drawbacks:
- Fan experience would be lower for those who want "sexy offenses." Iowa shows that this doesn't matter because fans enjoy winning. They'll be full for beating Bama and LSU and OU and Texsa and Georgia.
- Scout team offense will probably be walk on / defenders because I'm not worrying about practicing with first team D. You got 60 scholarships. Figure it out.
- Special teams is for defense too. Figure it out.
Hire me today. I'll have us 15-0 and rules changed next year. Might as well blow it up and do this on offense.
- About 1 million in NIL for 25 total players. I plan on spending about $40k extra average on these 25.
- A modest 200k a year. I can live like a king in Starkville on that.
- Free reign on playcalling and recruiting. Including 4th down decisions.
- About 3 scouts. One with Japanese ties.
- One position coach: Someone who can teach the center / QB exchange well to all 25 of my players.
- 2 S&C guys who can help train legs to be strong af and not give out over a season and get ridiculous bench presses.
My philosophy:
- I'm out to find the biggest maulers, the best pushers, the beefiest mfs possible. I want guys who can squat 600-700 lbs minimum. I want 350 lbs or more. I'll scout exclusive for size and strength at pushing. We're going downhill all game. This includes looking for sumo wrestlers.
- If you haven't guessed by now, we're running the tush push all game. Yes. All game. And we're going to get 3+ yards and a cloud of dust every play. You telling me you're stopping 3500+ lbs pushing in unison? You think preparing for the triple option is tough? Think about a bunch of guys who have been practicing nothing but pushing as their offense all offseason. You will not stop me. Every play.
Benefits:
- For a very minimal budget, you're going to get a TD everytime until Bama gets this play banned. But don't worry I have wrinkles that include not directly pushing the ball carrier. (7 down lineman in tight. QB under center. Two guys angled at 45 degrees between tackle and TE a step back. One guy playing watch and yelling if anyone loops from behind and stopping them. explicitly not pushing QB when we eventually have to get adjusted)
- This opens up the perfect style for any defensive minded head coach. 60 scholarships. A large chunk of NIL. All position coaches except one. They will have the most resources you could ask for. And I'm never going anywhere. Living like a king in Starkville and winning National Championships is good enough for me. So any DC who loves having a rested defense and short, low play count plays will be chomping at the bit to be our HC. They can have the HC glory I just want to win.
- Guys will rotate every position. No ego as we're all able to run the ball and push for 3+ yards a play. We'll practice by pushing against the other 11 so we're trained against the strongest we could possibly face.
- Two hands on the ball as we're not fumbling once.
Drawbacks:
- Fan experience would be lower for those who want "sexy offenses." Iowa shows that this doesn't matter because fans enjoy winning. They'll be full for beating Bama and LSU and OU and Texsa and Georgia.
- Scout team offense will probably be walk on / defenders because I'm not worrying about practicing with first team D. You got 60 scholarships. Figure it out.
- Special teams is for defense too. Figure it out.
Hire me today. I'll have us 15-0 and rules changed next year. Might as well blow it up and do this on offense.