Time for a Bert bomb

[Bert Stare]

Prepare yourselves. We have reached out to his agent and the both sides have strong interest.
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[C&DDAWG32]

Can not wait to see how this thread goes.

[Coach34]

Like his offense- I could get on board with it

[Coursesuper]

Oh boy, is this gonna get good.

[Bert Stare]

Like his offense- I could get on board with it

Honestly, I would be fine with this hire. We could do a lot worse.

[Matt3467]

Like his offense- I could get on board with it

16-31 at Nebraska. I like it.

[sandjunky]

At least we know who it won?t be

What are we now 0 for 3?

[msudawg1200]

Wouldn't have a problem with this at all

[BlackSailsDawg]

I agree with Gene34. This would be the worst hire we could make.

[DownwardDawg]

My man!!! Bout time you showed up to the party!
Although I gotta say your choice is disappointing. That doesn't excite me. Don't think he could unite the fanbase. This is a smokescreen.

[CoachT14]

I'd take him as OC.

[Jarius]

“Talking to coaches here, Scott Frost’s undoing here really game down to three things,” he said. “First, there was a real bad lack of organization. Second, he was impulsive and he would jump in in critical moments in games and make play calling suggestions of things they really hadn’t rep’d much in practice. And third, he leaned on a couple of buddies here around Nebraska and got some really bad advice.”

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

I don't really believe you, but if it were true I would be OK with it.

He could be a lot like Lane.

Young super hyped head coach that did not succeed at his last stop, but is still young and has had exciting offenses in the past.

Could resuscitate his image similar to Kiffin.

[BlackSailsDawg]

“Talking to coaches here, Scott Frost’s undoing here really game down to three things,” he said. “First, there was a real bad lack of organization. Second, he was impulsive and he would jump in in critical moments in games and make play calling suggestions of things they really hadn’t rep’d much in practice. And third, he leaned on a couple of buddies here around Nebraska and got some really bad advice.”

Sounds familiar

[HancockCountyDog]

Would have been an amazing hire about 6 years ago, not sure how i feel about a guy who never had a .500 winning record in 5 seasons at Nebraska.

Please re-read that sentence again. In 5 seasons at Nebraska, he never had a .500 record. That seems unbelievable. Throw in a 10-26 Big 10 record and it is a bit of a tough sell.

[ZedFedder]

BERTTTTTT

[DownwardDawg]

I don't really believe you, but if it were true I would be OK with it.

He could be a lot like Lane.

Young super hyped head coach that did not succeed at his last stop, but is still young and has had exciting offenses in the past.

Could resuscitate his image similar to Kiffin.

Except Lane was successful at all his stops except Oakland.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Except Lane was successful at all his stops except Oakland.

Was not successful at USC. Only one season at UT but was pretty average there too

[DownwardDawg]

Would have been an amazing hire about 6 years ago, not sure how i feel about a guy who never had a .500 winning record in 5 seasons at Nebraska.

Please re-read that sentence again. In 5 seasons at Nebraska, he never had a .500 record. That seems unbelievable. Throw in a 10-26 Big 10 record and it is a bit of a tough sell.

Yeah. It's definitely not gonna be Rhule.

[The Federalist Engineer]

So Scott Frost is off the table, ok

He's not a bad coach, just was not successful in Nebraska

[DownwardDawg]

Was not successful at USC. Only one season at UT but was pretty average there too

He was phenomenal at USC when you take into account what he walked into and he was playing with something like 45 players. It was crazy.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

He was phenomenal at USC when you take into account what he walked into and he was playing with something like 45 players. It was crazy.

17-12 in the PAC 12 and fired 5 games into his fourth season isn't exactly blowing the doors off.

[defiantdog]

I wouldn't say "we" reached out. Someone may have reached out to us.

I missed you Bert!

[BlackSailsDawg]

Was not successful at USC. Only one season at UT but was pretty average there too

Kiffin coached a USC on probation in his first 2 years. And he still won 10 games. They were docked 30 scholarships over three years.

[Commercecomet24]

At least we know who it won?t be

What are we now 0 for 3?

This 100%! At least he?s semi entertaining

He?s 0 for the 21st century

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Kiffin coached a USC on probation in his first 2 years. And he still won 10 games. They were docked 30 scholarships over three years.

He was fired on the tarmac after getting thumped by Arizona State. Levels of severity can be debated, but this is not how successful coaches end their tenure with a high level program.

[DownwardDawg]

He was fired on the tarmac after getting thumped by Arizona State. Levels of severity can be debated, but this is not how successful coaches end their tenure with a high level program.
I get it. Stats lie. They always do. You need to go back and read about their sanctions. They were absolutely hammered and he couldn't sign full classes. Plus no one wanted to go there because of the probation. He did a really solid job if you take all things into consideration. A lot of USC people were pissed when he got fired.
Anyway, I can't stand Lane but recognize he's done really well.

[DownwardDawg]

So Rhule has won 16 games in 5 years At Nebraska??? No probation??? He just sucks that bad??

[sandjunky]

So a Bert Stare post has been overtaken by a pissing match about kiffin at USC

[DownwardDawg]

So a Bert Stare post has been overtaken by a pissing match about kiffin at USC

Lol. I was just about to post "I give up"!!! Let's get back on track!!! Hahaha

[DownwardDawg]

This 100%! At least he?s semi entertaining

He?s 0 for the 21st century

Hahaha!!!

I love me some Bert Stare!!!

[Really Clark?]

I will just say if we fire CZA and Frost is our best option, a lot of people severely overestimated our potential coaching pool of interested coaches.

I wouldn't mind seeing him back in football as an OC and I think that is what's really going on. If for some reason CZA is retained and makes changes, I could see Frost getting that interview.

[Coursesuper]

This 100%! At least he?s semi entertaining

He?s 0 for the 21st century

Yeah but these threads are great, like sitting in you favorite dive bar, there is no telling what is about to walk thru that front door.

[DownwardDawg]

Hail, I thought we were talking about Rhule. We talking about Frost?!?!! Frost?!?!?

[Really Clark?]

Yeah but these threads are great, like sitting in you favorite dive bar, there is no telling what is about to walk thru that front door.

And the later and drunker you are, the prettier they look.

[DownwardDawg]

Yeah but these threads are great, like sitting in you favorite dive bar, there is no telling what is about to walk thru that front door.

Perfect analogy!!!!

[Really Clark?]

Hail, I thought we were talking about Rhule. We talking about Frost?!?!! Frost?!?!?

Hahaha

[DownwardDawg]

And the later and drunker you are, the prettier they look.

Hahahaha!!! I'm so glad those days are over!!!

[Really Clark?]

Hahahaha!!! I'm so glad those days are over!!!

It never happened!!! (You burnt the photos right?!?)

[BlackSailsDawg]

He was fired on the tarmac after getting thumped by Arizona State. Levels of severity can be debated, but this is not how successful coaches end their tenure with a high level program.

Kiffin won 10 games on probation. They announced the probation in June of the his first year. He finished 2nd, 1st, and then 3rd in the Pac. They fired him when he was 3-2. We have no idea how that season would have turned out. What we do know in the interim coach finished the season 10-4.

Kiffin is a lot of things imo, but a bad HC is not one of them.

[Commercecomet24]

Yeah but these threads are great, like sitting in you favorite dive bar, there is no telling what is about to walk thru that front door.

Definitely agree. It's some entertainment for sure.

[Coursesuper]

Kiffin won 10 games on probation. They announced the probation in June of the his first year. He finished 2nd, 1st, and then 3rd in the Pac. They fired him when he was 3-2. We have no idea how that season would have turned out. What we do know in the interim coach finished the season 10-4.

Kiffin is a lot of things imo, but a bad HC is not one of them.

Good God you insufferable prick, who gives a flying 17. This is a GD Bert Stare thread, please for the love of god give us a rest from your incessant dumb17ery. Nobody cares what Kiffins stats were at SC it is a beating dead horse, like most of the dumb17ery you spew here over and over again. We are all well acquainted with he fact the guy can coach.

[Maverick91]

Bert what specifics you hearing on contracts and staffing?

[Really Clark?]

Good God you insufferable prick, who gives a flying 17. This is a GD Bert Stare thread, please for the love of god give us a rest from you incessant dumb17ery. Nobody cares what Kiffins stats were at SC it is a beating dead horse, like most of the dumb17ery you spew here over and over again. We are all well acquainted with he fact the guy can coach.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coursesuper again.

[parabrave]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coursesuper again.

He is about to be the biggest repped poster by the end of the day

[Cooterpoot]

Bert swung and missed on this one

[Todd4State]

Scott Frost = Arnett's Al Borges?

[defiantdog]

Bert swung and missed on this one
Not exactly

[DownwardDawg]

Good God you insufferable prick, who gives a flying 17. This is a GD Bert Stare thread, please for the love of god give us a rest from your incessant dumb17ery. Nobody cares what Kiffins stats were at SC it is a beating dead horse, like most of the dumb17ery you spew here over and over again. We are all well acquainted with he fact the guy can coach.

Hahaha!! Rep given.
Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back!!

[DownwardDawg]

Not exactly

What does that mean?

[Really Clark?]

What does that mean?

Frost's agent reached out. To more than one school honestly.

[BlackSailsDawg]

Good God you insufferable prick, who gives a flying 17. This is a GD Bert Stare thread, please for the love of god give us a rest from your incessant dumb17ery. Nobody cares what Kiffins stats were at SC it is a beating dead horse, like most of the dumb17ery you spew here over and over again. We are all well acquainted with he fact the guy can coach.

Evidently they do since mine was a response to the posts. But lil biotches will be lil biotches... so coninute on

[dawgday166]

Bert ... my man!! Bout time you showed up. We needed some sanity brought to this board.

[HancockCountyDog]

Scott Frost looking to get a SEC gig when he couldn't put up a .500 record at Nebraska is pretty amazing.

I'm assuming he is simply collecting a paycheck right now?

[Really Clark?]

Scott Frost looking to get a SEC gig when he couldn't put up a .500 record at Nebraska is pretty amazing.

I'm assuming he is simply collecting a paycheck right now?

OC gigs are not off the table for him.

[HancockCountyDog]

OC gigs are not off the table for him.

That seems right. I'd like him at OC with a strong HC candidate. My concern is that someone like him wouldn't be thrilled with just an OC gig. Then again, maybe he has been humbled.

[Coursesuper]

Evidently they do since mine was a response to the posts. But lil biotches will be lil biotches... so coninute on

Did your parents have any children that lived?

[starkvegasdawg]

I took a massive Bert bomb this morning before work.

[parabrave]

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Dude you are on a roll/

[Really Clark?]

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Hahaha. R. Lee!!!

[Really Clark?]

That seems right. I'd like him at OC with a strong HC candidate. My concern is that someone like him wouldn't be thrilled with just an OC gig. Then again, maybe he has been humbled.

Yeah, he will land somewhere he will just have to decide what opportunity is the best, HC at a lower school or OC at a P5.

[Gutter Cobreh]

We need to temper expectations until Bert comes back to the thread to update us all on how Frost's house hunting is going in Starkville... at that point, we'll all know it's serious!

[Coursesuper]

Hahaha. R. Lee!!!

Actually got to hear that one live at Parris Island. When we heard it in the movie theater we all burst out laughing.

[Really Clark?]

Actually got to hear that one live at Parris Island. When we heard it in the movie theater we all burst out laughing.

That's Outstanding!!

[DownwardDawg]

Scott Frost looking to get a SEC gig when he couldn't put up a .500 record at Nebraska is pretty amazing.

I'm assuming he is simply collecting a paycheck right now?

To be fair, it's Nebraska. Nobody is winning there.

[Tripp McNeely]

To be fair, it's Nebraska. Nobody is winning there.

Agreed...it's Tom Osborne...and...yeah, that's the list

[Dawgface]

Bert, will he live in Starksville or at Old Waverly?

[DownwardDawg]

Agreed...it's Tom Osborne...and...yeah, that's the list
Yeah. Tough gig these days. Amazing how bad that program has gotten.

[Really Clark?]

Agreed...it's Tom Osborne...and...yeah, that's the list

Frank Solich was good and won .750 of his games. He just had the unfortunate job of following Osborne.

[BrunswickDawg]

Frank Solich was good and won .750 of his games. He just had the unfortunate job of following Osborne.

So many forget about the great Bo Pelini and his .713 win % at Nebraska

Such a great rep obliterated by his unwillingness to drop 8 against KJ Costello.

[Tough Dawg]

Didn?t Scott have some major alcohol problems during his stint at Nebraska?

[Really Clark?]

Didn?t Scott have some major alcohol problems during his stint at Nebraska?

I don't recall alcohol, although it could be the culprit, but the rumors of him being habitually late to practices, missing recruiting phone calls, it got to where the assistants went to the AD because it was such a mess.

[RiverCityDawg]

Welp, guess we can scratch Frost off the list. So that's good.

[gtowndawg]

?And third, he leaned on a couple of buddies here around Nebraska and got some really bad advice.?

Sounds familiar...

There are far better options (not that I even believe this. No offense Bert, I love you but your post is meant for clicks not reality).

[vindastra]

Bert, you should sit this one out mate.

Still waiting for Sun Belt Billy to sign the documents.

[The Federalist Engineer]

So Rhule has won 16 games in 5 years At Nebraska??? No probation??? He just sucks that bad??

Rhule only has 8 games at Nebraska (5-3 record). Dude has a 8 year $74M contract. He got smoked by Deon earlier this year, has not yet beaten any teams with a +500 record.

Scott Frost was 16-31 (W-L) at Nebraska, 5 seasons.

[Santiago]

I really want to see Coach34 and KB hired as Co-Oc's. Have some NIL wagers all over the place on the outcome.

[EdwardDrayton]

As we like to say in the South, bless your heart.

[Turfdawg67]

So Scott Frost is off the table, ok

He's not a bad coach, just was not successful in Nebraska

LOL... if Bert says it, don't believe it. True dat. But if it were true... Frost sucked at Nebraska but would suddenly be good again in the SEC?

[RocketDawg]

We need to temper expectations until Bert comes back to the thread to update us all on how Frost's house hunting is going in Starkville... at that point, we'll all know it's serious!

He could buy Billy Nabors' Starkville house.

[DownwardDawg]

Rhule only has 8 games at Nebraska (5-3 record). Dude has a 8 year $74M contract. He got smoked by Deon earlier this year, has not yet beaten any teams with a +500 record.

Scott Frost was 16-31 (W-L) at Nebraska, 5 seasons.

Ahhhhh. Ok. Thank you for clarifying all that for me.

[911mom]

Welcome back Bert ! I know when I see you at the beginning of the thread to pop the popcorn before reading as it is always entertaining!

[bulldawg28]

My boy Bert!

[bulldawg28]

If Ole Miss beats A&M today both universities from Mississippi could have a coach opening.

[PGHBulldogBG]

I wouldn?t mind us taking a shot at Matt Campbell. His stock fell a bit because he had a bad year last year, but he took Iowa State to 5 straight bowl games after their program had been a mess. He has them back on track this year to possibly win 8 games especially if they beat Kansas at home today. He always has a talent deficit too and made Brock Purdy a good college QB

[Bert Stare]

Welcome back Bert ! I know when I see you at the beginning of the thread to pop the popcorn before reading as it is always entertaining!

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[preachermatt83]

I wouldn?t mind us taking a shot at Matt Campbell. His stock fell a bit because he had a bad year last year, but he took Iowa State to 5 straight bowl games after their program had been a mess. He has them back on track this year to possibly win 8 games especially if they beat Kansas at home today. He always has a talent deficit too and made Brock Purdy a good college QB

He’s struggling bad with NIL stuff

[Really Clark?]

He?s struggling bad with NIL stuff

Is he struggling or Iowa St struggling to fund it?

[DownwardDawg]

If Ole Miss beats A&M today but universities from Mississippi could have a coach opening.

I woke up this morning thinking about those things. Regardless, I think aTm may be coach shopping at the end of the season. I also think there's a great chance Kiffin moves on after this season. It's certainly a possibility. Arkansas seems to be ready for a change. They need it bad. Beamer ain't doing too great at South Carolina.
There could be several schools to compete against if we wait until seasons end.

[parabrave]

And the later and drunker you are, the prettier they look.

Remember go ugly early/

[Bert Stare]

Prepare yourselves. We have reached out to his agent and the both sides have strong interest.
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To recap: nothing has changed. lots of smoke around chadwell and mullen, but when the winds clear that out... Scott Frost will be the next head coach at MSU.

Sorry for my absence during this circus. I have been recovering from major surgery up in Minnesota. I am ****ing back now and better than ever 🔥🔥

[parabrave]

To recap: nothing has changed. lots of smoke around chadwell and mullen, but when the winds clear that out... Scott Frost will be the next head coach at MSU.

Sorry for my absence during this circus. I have been recovering from major surgery up at the Mayo Clinic. I am ****ing back now and better than ever ����

What part of the dart board did you have him on?? Glad you're ok.

[Coursesuper]

To recap: nothing has changed. lots of smoke around chadwell and mullen, but when the winds clear that out... Scott Frost will be the next head coach at MSU.

Sorry for my absence during this circus. I have been recovering from major surgery up at the Mayo Clinic. I am ****ing back now and better than ever ����

At a boy Bert, keepin on keepin on.

[MrCoachKlein]

Only if he brings Heupel with him lol. I'd rather Butch Jones*

[TrapGame]

Shit, we gonna wind up with Rich Rod now. ***

[basedog]

To recap: nothing has changed. lots of smoke around chadwell and mullen, but when the winds clear that out... Scott Frost will be the next head coach at MSU.

Sorry for my absence during this circus. I have been recovering from major surgery up in Minnesota. I am ****ing back now and better than ever ����

Bert, are you saying Chadwell and Mullen turned down our job**

[DawgFromOxford]

To recap: nothing has changed. lots of smoke around chadwell and mullen, but when the winds clear that out... Scott Frost will be the next head coach at MSU.

Sorry for my absence during this circus. I have been recovering from major surgery up in Minnesota. I am ****ing back now and better than ever ����

Y'all have to learn to read between the lines. Clearly we are hiring PJ Fleck

[defiantdog]

Ugh, Bert isn't the only one I heard Frost's name from

[Bert Stare]

Y'all have to learn to read between the lines. Clearly we are hiring PJ Fleck

👀 honestly wouldn't bother me. I tried to go by PJ's office while i was up there, but his secretary couldn't find a scheduled appt. for 'Bert Stare'. I told her to google me.... still waiting on an apology 🤷

[MrCoachKlein]

Ugh, Bert isn't the only one I heard Frost's name from

If we are even considering him everyone down to the sanitation engineer needs to be fired.

[preachermatt83]

Y'all have to learn to read between the lines. Clearly we are hiring PJ Fleck

It originally said Mayo clinic(there is one in minn btw) but he edited it to say minn. interesting. Haha

[defiantdog]

If we are even considering him everyone down to the sanitation engineer needs to be fired.
Completely agree. A lot of people have shown interest in the last two weeks so I wouldn't put too much effort into this one. We're going big this time though.

[TrapGame]

Completely agree. A lot of people have shown interest in the last two weeks so I wouldn't put too much effort into this one. We're going big this time though.

Yeah, if we wind up with Frost we've made some horrible decisions and Selmon ain't the man.

[Really Clark?]

Frost's agent has been spreading his name everywhere. He wants to get back in this year. He will have some OC options and some low level HC options, he is just trying to get ahead of the carousel to find some landing spots.

[defiantdog]

Frost's agent has been spreading his name everywhere. He wants to get back in this year. He will have some OC options and some low level HC options, he is just trying to get ahead of the carousel to find some landing spots.
I really hope Selmon has some autonomy in this search. We need fresh eyes. A lot of interest has come our way.