Lemonis is out May 21. Campbell coach is in.

[Bert Stare]

Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach Justin Haire will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.

[redstickdawg]

There you have it folks straight from Bert Stare, take it to the bank!!!

[sandjunky]

Son of a bitch! Lemonis is back for 2024

[CaptainObvious]

This means we have him and his band of clowns for at least 3 more years!😳😳😳

[Coach34]

hahahahahaha

[bulldawg28]

Lol, Ole Bert to the rescue! I love it!!

[bobcat91]

Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach Justin Haire will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.
Has Haire already started looking for houses yet?***

[Extendedcab]

I love it when Bert Stare makes a post. Some of the responses are just priceless!!! I love it!!!

[msudawg1200]

Where's Billy Napier?

[StarkVegasSteve]

What I really want to know is where is Billy Napier's next house? According to you he already has houses in Starkville, Oxford, Baton Rouge, Columbia, and Gainesville. Is he gunning for Fayetteville next? or College Station?

[Duckdog]

MY BAW, BERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeardoMSU]

Alright y'all...make sure you tell your family and friends to come click Bert's thread...one of the admin's kid is having a birthday and little Timmy won't get his pony without the advertisement clicks from this trollfest.***

https://gifdb.com/images/high/rich-man-to-bartender-shut-up-and-take-my-money-3nw3wel7doych5vq.gif

[Saltydog]

Good Lord, not you again. I think your schtick is getting a bit old. It was funny at first and now it's just plain pathetic. You're kinda like that hemmorhoid that just won't go away.

[parabrave]

Good Lord, not you again. I think your schtick is getting a bit old. It was funny at first and now it's just plain pathetic. You're kinda like that hemmorhoid that just won't go away.

Quit talking about KB!!!

[Mjoelner34]

This means we have him and his band of clowns for at least 3 more years!������

I was looking forward to a Bert Stare post saying we were going to sign Lemonis and Foxhall to lifetime contracts at the end of the season. That would have been better news from him.

[Leroy Jenkins]

Alright y'all...make sure you tell your family and friends to come click Bert's thread...one of the admin's kid is having a birthday and little Timmy won't get his pony without the advertisement clicks from this trollfest.***

You didn't need to add those *** at the end.

[ZedFedder]

BERRRRRT!!!! So let it be written, so let it be done.

[viverlibre]

Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach Justin Haire will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.


I heard Tony Larussa was coming.

[DownwardDawg]

Son of a bitch! Lemonis is back for 2024

Yep. 2 more years at minimum now. Crap.
The Bert Stare death knell.

[State82]

Quit talking about KB!!!

Beat me to it.

[DownwardDawg]

Quit talking about KB!!!

Lol. I was about to post the same thing!
I'll take a Bert thread all day everyday over KB.

[StarkVegasSteve]

Lol. I was about to post the same thing!
I'll take a Bert thread all day everyday over KB.

Agreed. Bert is just posting for some comedic relief. KB actually believes the BS he spews out.

[Todd4State]

Would have been 1% more believable if you included the Campbell coaches name- Justin Haire.

[Commercecomet24]

Bert if you're gonna do this you might as well have said we were getting Joe Maddon, Terry Francona, etc..lol

[EdwardDrayton]

Don't play with us Bert! Make it real!!

[Bert Stare]

Would have been 1% more believable if you included the Campbell coaches name- Justin Haire.


Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach JUSTIN HAIRE will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.

brother, we are at 101% believability now.

[msstate7]

brother, we are at 101% believability now.

Haha

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach Justin Haire will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.

You have ZERO credibility..GTFOH!!

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

So we can't do better than Campbell's coach???***

[viverlibre]

So we can't do better than Campbell's coach???***

you got something against there soup?

[gtowndawg]

I know we've been fooled before guys, but this time I think he might be on to something.

[TrapGame]

Actually I wouldn't be that shocked if Lemonis is fired.

[Commercecomet24]

brother, we are at 101% believability now.

Dude you're 0 for the 21st century, just stop.

[DownwardDawg]

Actually I wouldn't be that shocked if Lemonis is fired.

I wouldn't either, but Bert is purely speculating. Since he posted what he did, I would be shocked if we hire the Campbell coach.

[StarkVegasSteve]

Dude you're 0 for the 21st century, just stop.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Commercecomet24 again.

[EdwardDrayton]

Especially gotta have humor like this when we are enduring another season like the last one.

[viverlibre]

Actually I wouldn't be that shocked if Lemonis is fired.

If he takes 1 each from Ark, UT and LSU and 2/3 from T5-7, (5-7 the reminder of the SEC season) he's not getting fired. He's likely not getting fired no matter what (barring a 1-11 or 2-10 SEC finish).

[TUSK]

"The Bammer Dynasty is dead!"

- Bert Stare October 9, 2010

[Saltydog]

So we can't do better than Campbell's coach???***

That would be my question too. So, who were the other candidates Bert or did we put all our eggs in this one basket?

[RocketDawg]

"The Bammer Dynasty is dead!"

- Bert Stare October 9, 2010

He's been around that long? Time flies. I think the first I remember was when we were hiring Billy Napier.

[RiverCityDawg]

Bert Stare = BrickCity

[TUSK]

He's been around that long? Time flies. I think the first I remember was when we were hiring Billy Napier.

No idea, man... I just made that shit up....

[StarkVegasSteve]

So we can't do better than Campbell's coach???***

Haire would be an A+ hire. I think he and Jordan Bischel at CMU are the two best mid major coaches. I'm extremely high on Bischel and have been since he brought that CMU bunch in here in 2019.

[Todd4State]

I wouldn't either, but Bert is purely speculating. Since he posted what he did, I would be shocked if we hire the Campbell coach.

It might work out that way in the end but it would be a coincidence.

[Leroy Jenkins]

How is this 3 pages? Just let it roll on off the bottom of the board.

[EdwardDrayton]

"The Bammer Dynasty is dead!"

- Bert Stare October 9, 2010

LOL! Now that is classic!!

[Cowbell]

Dude you're 0 for the 21st century, just stop.

He was right on Cohen....so there's that

[BeardoMSU]

He was right on Cohen....so there's that

Tf he was. Plenty of folks had the inside track on that. He just leached off them.

[State82]

No idea, man... I just made that shit up....

Hahaha!!!

[MrCoachKlein]

https://i.postimg.cc/j2q6pFkJ/IMG-20230425-211240.jpg (https://postimg.cc/wyPsJ0z6)

[Todd4State]

Well at least Lemonis is going out with the Governor's Cup.

[Ezsoil]

I saw Nate Showalter playing golf with Selmon at Old Waverly

[Commercecomet24]

He was right on Cohen....so there's that

That info was already out it wasn't a scoop by Bert. He's 0fer

[Cowbell]

That info was already out it wasn't a scoop by Bert. He's 0fer

Sarcastrics should have been included...

[Cowbell]

I saw Nate Showalter playing golf with Selmon at Old Waverly

While his wife was having lunch with a realtor downtown

[Todd4State]

I saw Nate Showalter playing golf with Selmon at Old Waverly

Is he related to Nat Buck Showalter?

[Commercecomet24]

Sarcastrics should have been included...

I hear ya! We should've figured that out.

[BeardoMSU]

https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/bc7429689b032b30370d6f1d83711e2a1d44552d5aa16939d3 d8adff85f87c62_1.jpg

[parabrave]

https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/bc7429689b032b30370d6f1d83711e2a1d44552d5aa16939d3 d8adff85f87c62_1.jpg

Just blew snot. Dam son that just ain't right. Instant ED GOAT post.

[Bert Stare]

Update: Nothing has changed. Lemonis will be let go tomorrow. Justin Haire will be the next coach. New AD has had the buyout money secured for over a month. 2 big construction related donors are covering the majority of the buyouts. No staff will be retained. Not even JG. clean slate.

[CaptainObvious]

Well that would have to be Irby and Yates, who I am sure could cover it but I doubt they would.

[SpaceBully]

I heard Tony Larussa was coming.

Actually, it's Buck Showalter for a few years until he gets it turned in the right direction. Then Buck will help Zach search for a permanent coach.

[DownwardDawg]

Update: Nothing has changed. Lemonis will be let go tomorrow. Justin Haire will be the next coach. New AD has had the buyout money secured for over a month. 2 big construction related donors are covering the majority of the buyouts. No staff will be retained. Not even JG. clean slate.

Welp, I was just hoping you would post. The board needed this tonight. Regardless of how wrong it turns out to be. Takes our minds off of reality while we have a little fun going back and forth. Good job Bert!!

[Cowbell]

Welp, I was just hoping you would post. The board needed this tonight. Regardless of how wrong it turns out to be. Takes our minds off of reality while we have a little fun going back and forth. Good job Bert!!

I have a feeling he might break his losing streak this time

[Homedawg]

Well that would have to be Irby and Yates, who I am sure could cover it but I doubt they would.

He's trolling. And no it wouldn't have to be either. But again he's a great troll

[Homedawg]

I have a feeling he might break his losing streak this time

look, if you keep throwing shot on the wall, something is gonna stick sooner or later. The guy has zero inside info and hasn't on anything he's ever said. None. This case is the same.... and lem might get fired. But I'll be floored if it happens. Way less than 50-50. Way less.

[Cowbell]

look, if you keep throwing shot on the wall, something is gonna stick sooner or later. The guy has zero inside info and hasn't on anything he's ever said. None. This case is the same.... and lem might get fired. But I'll be floored if it happens. Way less than 50-50. Way less.

Settle down Bracky....my comment was all in good fun.

[confucius say]

Lemonis is back for 2024

[BeardoMSU]

Settle down Bracky....my comment was all in good fun.

Oh, yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyyGgcRqrhs&ab_channel=RolloTomasi86

Not to pile on you, but this is one of the reasons I hate these stupid ****ing threads from Bert. This shit is murky enough without his dumb ass chumming up the water.

[StarkVegasSteve]

Oh, yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyyGgcRqrhs&ab_channel=RolloTomasi86

Not to pile on you, but this is one of the reasons I hate these stupid ****ing threads from Bert. This shit is murky enough without his dumb ass chumming up the water.

There is no murkiness. Disregard literally anything he says and know that Lemonis is back for 2024. Good or bad, that is what we are rolling with. Hell according to him Billy Napier should have houses in 9 of the 14 SEC towns at this rate.

[dawgday166]

There is no murkiness. Disregard literally anything he says and know that Lemonis is back for 2024. Good or bad, that is what we are rolling with. Hell according to him Billy Napier should have houses in 9 of the 14 SEC towns at this rate.

I'm surprised Napier ain't gonna be Lemonis' replacement.

[parabrave]

Oh, yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyyGgcRqrhs&ab_channel=RolloTomasi86

Not to pile on you, but this is one of the reasons I hate these stupid ****ing threads from Bert. This shit is murky enough without his dumb ass chumming up the water.

Becoming one of the best Baseball Movies ever.

[Dawgface]

I have a feeling he might break his losing streak this time

I wish. But good to have Bert back anyway. Always good for a laugh.

[Cowbell]

I wish. But good to have Bert back anyway. Always good for a laugh.

I agree. I'm surprised so many guys get upset by him.

[DownwardDawg]

I agree. I'm surprised so many guys get upset by him.

Me too. I don't understand people. It's great entertainment.

[State82]

Becoming one of the best Baseball Movies ever.

It is a great movie.

[Tripp McNeely]

Our new AD is getting ready to make his mark. Campbell Coach Justin Haire will take over after his season ends. They will likely be a host so it could be mid June before he comes to Starkville.

Lemonis is out on May 21 regardless of whether we make the SEC tournament or not. No assistant coaches will be retained after this season. The cigar boys have spoken.

Soooooo...??? Bert is always great entertainment!!! 😂😂

[EdwardDrayton]

It is a great movie.

One of my favorites.

[maroonmania]

Soooooo...??? Bert is always great entertainment!!! 😂😂

Never fear, Bert still has 45 more minutes to be right. 😀

[Extendedcab]

OK, midnight has come and gone, what's next? Nothing, carry on, nothing to see here?

Bert didn't put a year on his prediction did he? :confused:

[Turfdawg67]

Why is this guy allowed to post? Humor? Clicks? He's never been right in his predictions so... it's one of those, right.

[Turfdawg67]

Nvmd... I just glanced at the responses. He's strictly here for the clicks... no one believes his BS, even the QAnon crowd!