Bear jokes, let's go!

[Coach 57]

I want to year some Ole Miss jokes. I'll start:

What do you do if your an Ole Miss fan after you get the news you are headed to Atlanta?

You cut the Xbox off & go to bed.

[Political Hack]

Why was the Ole Miss girl upset when she got her driver's license?
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because she got an "F" in sex.

[Political Hack]

what's 100 acres big and has an IQ of 50?

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the Grove.

[LeakyD]

Why did they cancel the Christmas play at Ole Miss?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

[Jack Lambert]

How do you know a girl goes to Ole Miss? She has her panties up around her ankles.

[CadaverDawg]

Does this count?......

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[Wade Garrett]

What do girls from Ole Miss put behind their ears to attract men?


Their Feet

[Dawg61]

How come Ole Miss football players cry during sex? Cause of the Mace

[Jack Lambert]

How come Ole Miss football players cry during sex? Cause of the Mace

Good one Tony.

[Jack Lambert]

Does this count?......

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If he was a Zombie, he would be hell on feet with those big teeth. It's a wonder no one has hit him in the head and took the ivory.

[icecreamdawg]

There was a fire at the Ole Miss Library. Destroyed BOTH coloring books. It raged on through the whole campus and did $34 worth of damage.

[Pollodawg]

What do a condom and an OM soristitute have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

How do you castrate an Ole Miss fan?

Kick his sister in the mouth.

[godlluB]

How do you get an Ole Miss grad off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.




Why don't Ole Miss football players leave early for the NFL?

They can't afford the pay cut.

[Drugdog]

What does an Ole Miss girl say during sex?


Stop Daddy you're crushing my cigarettes