Let's get Limerick Tuesday rolling

[Bo Darville]

Their coach has teeth like a Beaver
He's also the great deceiver
but we have a QB on the team
his number is fourteen
He will make the Bears a believer

[Behrdawg]

**** you Rebels
**** you real hard

There- I said it

[Bo Darville]

They attended a play for class
They hollered things that were crass
But Nkemdiche thought it wrong
With a picture holding his dong
He likes to take it in the ass

[Bo Darville]

Ole Miss has things that are neat
Like wearing a white hood and sheet
Brassell smoking weed
Powe couldn't read
And Yancy who's light on his feet

[CJDAWG85]

**** you Rebels
**** you real hard

There- I said it



Right here.... Winner

[starkvegasdawg]

They got the best players money can buy
Their coach crosses his fingers when he says he won’t lie
But Thanksgiving night it gets real
As those bears will learn how it feels
To have a bulldog make them curl up and cry

[Dawg61]

The Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooove is a special place
Said Eli with cocaine all over his face
We hanging chandeliers up in here
And Nkemdiche's yelling at some queer
Bucky Freezus is a disgrace

[Bo Darville]

I'm frum Wane county and I'm a Poet
I kant beleeve u did not no it
I kood not hardly reed
but my play they did need
My future is grass and i mo it

[CJDAWG85]

This Thursday the Bears will get bit
Worse than the Pike house where Bo go hit
To Dan we all beg
Please win us the Egg
But seriously where the **** is IT?

[EnterpriseDawg]

Ole Piss has a coach named Bucky
His great recruiting class is more than just lucky
They charm high school kids with cash
Current female students give up the ass
Because their fans were tired of being so sucky.

[FlabLoser]

STRONG entries.

[slickdawg]

There once was a coach named Freeze
That thought that he had contracted fleas
And that point guard had tight abs
But he didn't know about the crabs
Or whatever makes it burn when he pees

[Political Hack]

It was hard to fight against those 'roll tide roll's
we got some injuries that left us some holes
but this is the week the whole state cares
so go to hell you ole miss bears
and along the way we'll ban some trolls.

[slickdawg]

So Nkemdiche likes to take selfie pics
With other men and his dick
The number one recruit
Likes to take it up the poop chute
I won't even ask what he licks

[slickdawg]

There once was a QB named Bo
That decided Ole Miss is where he would go
Because the Western Union has cash
And the girls give up that ass
That's all you need to know

[jimbo352]

Freeze is a big toothed ****
who doesn't' know how to punt
but Mullen is truly uncanny
and Bo still throws like a tranny
It's time to let the dawgs hunt.

[slickdawg]

There once was a recruit named Treadwell
Who could catch the ball really well
He couldn't run routes or block
So they brought in Sandra Bullock
And now he eats free at Taco Bell

[slickdawg]

There one was a rapper named Wale
That helped Ole Miss sling that tiger by the tail
When it came to Mizzou
Tony Dungy really blew
And the bears really failed

[Bo Darville]

There once was a coach named Freeze
Who I''ll bet sits down when he pees
But to the masses he preaches
For the cash the recruit reaches
It makes signing day a breeze

[EnterpriseDawg]

The point spread we will cover
When Mullen tells Bucky to bend over
The women's basketball coach will yell
When his hind end starts to swell
On the tolet seat he will hover.

[Bo Darville]

These mascots make me pull out my hair
Is it a rebel, a shark, or a bear?
But they cannot decide
On which bandwagon to ride
They should just flip a coin in the air

[CJDAWG85]

Seriously... You should write a book of these. Sell it in the bookstores.

[Behrdawg]

hotty toddy, gosh all mighty
Nkemdiche took a pic, with his boner going righty
.....nevermind
Again
**** you Rebels
**** you real hard

[Statecoachingblows**]

The Egg Bowl is near
There's not a rebel we fear
Freeze will save their soul
For poking fun at those that take the pole
Ironically your superstar's pic looked queer

[EnterpriseDawg]

My favorite dish on thanksgiving is bear meat.
Watching Mullen run up the score would be neat
Seeing my in-laws cry
Making fun of their hotty ta tas
Keeping my emotions in will be a feat.

[jimbo352]

Elite wide receivers my ass
They can't even catch a pass
Think of all the drool that will dribble
when they run routes across the middle
Soon we'll take back the egg made of brass

[Bo Darville]

Atlanta is a place that we like
And Omaha is quite a hike
But Ole Miss can't go
Cause their record's so-so
And the cab drivers would go on strike

[EnterpriseDawg]

The Rebs will find out how much they suck
When Bo's passes look like a duck
He's helmet will drag the grass
When Chris Jones is beating that ass
And all the bears will say it was just luck

[It_Could_Happen]

The Rebs will find out how much they suck
When Bo's passes look like a duck
He's helmet will drag the grass
When Chris Jones is beating that ass
And all the bears will say it was just luck

Winner winner chicken dinner

[CadaverDawg]

Thursday's a time for me and others
To gather with family and hug your mothers
But come Thursday night
I won't be in sight
I'll be saying "**** you!" To Wallace and the Nkemdiche Brothers

[Dawg61]

Beat @Piggies first in 113 years
Get your Bucky Freezus shirts at Sears
Bowling in our stadium
2 Dawgzillatron's quit hate em
The Bears yelling at all the queers

[LiterallyPolice]

Come see the familiar faces!
There's Mike, both crunchy and racist
A race riot or two
Like a redneck zoo
The Grove - most sophisticated of places

[Bo Darville]

My masculinity is such a myth
With Oxford royalty I hang with
I wear pink pants on my thighs
And bright and red bowties
And I'm in love with Shepard Smith

Sincerely,
Ole Miss frat guy

[RBritt]

Beau Wallace is quite the prick slinging passes to Moncrief quick
The brothers kNemdeche think they are the shit
Whomever is our qb they won't hit
Cody Prewitt and his crushing blows love to snuggle with his qb beau 5 star recruits reeled in with coke cash and bars but lets not forget the Memphis whores
Led by a coach who favors a beaver to braircrest girls he's quite the deceiver. Dak Russell Perkins and bowling ball to the tsun bears happy thanksgiving and **** all y'all.

[LiterallyPolice]

Beau Wallace is quite the prick slinging passes to Moncrief quick
The brothers kNemdeche think they are the shit
Whomever is our qb they won't hit
Cody Prewitt and his crushing blows love to snuggle with his qb beau 5 star recruits reeled in with coke cash and bars but lets not forget the Memphis whores
Led by a coach who favors a beaver to braircrest girls he's quite the deceiver. Dak Russell Perkins and bowling ball to the tsun bears happy thanksgiving and **** all y'all.

/drops mic

[Drugdog]

Rebels are arrogant asses from hear to there
I'm a proud Bulldog not a ***** bear
Dan and Bucky fight tooth for tooth
Bucky wins that fight But the Egg bowl he will lose
365 Days that will last
We can tell the Rebels to stick it up their ASS.

[JayDawg]

From my living room to the top of a mountain I proclaim
This Thanksgiving the Egg Bowl we will reclaim
For any coach that crass
Can certainly kiss my ass
So go to hell Ole Miss, we are going to win this game

[slickdawg]

If there were a fire at Ole Miss
I wouldn't put it out with piss
Let them burn to the ground
And stand there with a frown
While Laquon is banging their sis

[Drugdog]

Looking at a mirror in the least
All Bucky can see are his teeth
Rebel red and blue
Were gonna kick the shit out of u
Jack is rapping it not a thing u can do.

[Drugdog]

Your women are easy
And a little cheesy
the guys in red pants and scarfs
Makes me want to barf
Your banished from our function
The Dogs will be partying in the Junction.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Its time for the season to be saved
The road to a bowl has freshly been paved
Mullen chops trees with an ax
While freeze chomps em with those giant tic tacs
At the end if the day, a bulldog victory the golden egg will be engraved

[Madisonmd]

That is really good!

[Dawg61]

Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty
A Bunch of drunk assholes alrighty
With your sweet bow tie
All Ole Miss guys lie
In Nkemdiche's bed to take it in the hiney

[JayDawg]

It's been a good limerick tuesday