Funny reads from the Aggie forum

[Matt3467]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3325162

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3325053

One of them has people wishing they had Leach as a coach.

[Hambone]

Thanks for that!

[Commercecomet24]

I think it's hilarious that they seem to think rushing 3 dropping 8 play after play is stupid and leach will pick it apart and then we have people on here who think that defense will beat us every time! Lol

[BeardoMSU]

Zoinks, yo...

[BeardoMSU]

Oh, that second thread turns into 7's dream scenario....they fire Jimbo. They hire ML away from us. We pick up the Jimbo scraps. Jimbo goes full Jimbo. ***

[BlackSailsDawg]

Love this one:

Mike's 4x4 Index Card vs Jimbos Encyclopedia Britanica Playbook

[Cowbell]

The funniest thing in those threads is this thought they have that we and our talent are inferior to them. They literally have had 3-4 decent years in the SEC and think they are some type of blue blood. We are better than them and they can't see the forest for the trees.

[PikeDawg15]

The funniest thing in those threads is this thought they have that we and our talent are inferior to them. They literally have had 3-4 decent years in the SEC and think they are some type of blue blood. We are better than them and they can't see the forest for the trees.

Ever since Johnny manziel left .

We won in
2014
2016
2017
2018
2021
2022
6-3 against them including the worst MSU team since croom ( 2020) and a moorhead year ( 2019)

I?ve read there message boards and gah lee they might possibly be the most delusional fan base in the Country.

All fanbases get pissed at losses and stuff like that .

Hell I said some stupid shit about will rogers last week and I will eat that crow happily because I overreacted emotionally.

But A&M acts like they are a blue blood and they aren?t . What is their football history ? Is it better than ours ? They?ve never won anything ever. They are now trying to buy their way to victory and they still can?t beat APP state or little old Mississippi state.

Is there a coach in america that does less with more like jimbo? They have a top 5 roster and that?s what they put on the field year in and year out on offense .

Also it felt good as shit to kick dj durkins ass

[PikeDawg15]

https://twitter.com/boardgeniuses/status/1576410877276094464?s=46&t=5b3qa63SXRuGdSxhswNALw

Look at this.

[WhiskeyPirate]

They do have far more talent than us, that is indisputable

[Goldendawg]

https://twitter.com/boardgeniuses/status/1576410877276094464?s=46&t=5b3qa63SXRuGdSxhswNALw

Look at this.

Who put this on twitter, Nancy Pelosi? She continues to have a bad week. Didn't know she was a aTm fan! Hail State!

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Those Ole Miss clowns must have been fighting for courting rights to Miss Scarlet, the local hooker. (scroll down on the above tweet)

[Todd4State]

I was thinking that Jimbo might be in trouble until I saw the 95 million buyout.

[Todd4State]

They do have far more talent than us, that is indisputable

It sure doesn't look like it between the lines.

[Commercecomet24]

I was thinking that Jimbo might be in trouble until I saw the 95 million buyout.

They stuck with jimbo for a long long time

[parabrave]

The funniest thing in those threads is this thought they have that we and our talent are inferior to them. They literally have had 3-4 decent years in the SEC and think they are some type of blue blood. We are better than them and they can't see the forest for the trees.

I think they had 2 years where they were the shit in the SWC, 1958 and 1972 and , otherwise they were the bastard stepbrother to UT and Arky. But 2 movies made them legends, The Junction Boys and The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

[bulldawg28]

It sure doesn't look like it between the lines.

Exactly

[TrapGame]

"While it's true that nfl teams are the ones with owners,mike leach owns our football program."

LOL!

[Pancho]

Jimbo only needs 2 or 3 more good recruiting classes...............

[R2Dawg]

The funniest thing in those threads is this thought they have that we and our talent are inferior to them. They literally have had 3-4 decent years in the SEC and think they are some type of blue blood. We are better than them and they can't see the forest for the trees.

We are 9-7 overall and 6-5 since they joined the SEC. Yeah I guess we are just better than them at this point.

[TrapGame]

Jimbo only needs 2 or 3 more good recruiting classes...............

And a few more pages in his playbook.

[R2Dawg]

They do have far more talent than us, that is indisputable

Do they? I know what the so called experts say and the recruiting gurus but they been wrong about MSU players for years, look at the NFL.

So MSU always has better coaches, fans, or what?

[Lord McBuckethead]

Well when it works, it works really well.
It depends on the three you are bringing.

[ImissCityBagel]

The funniest thing in those threads is this thought they have that we and our talent are inferior to them. They literally have had 3-4 decent years in the SEC and think they are some type of blue blood. We are better than them and they can't see the forest for the trees.

I watched the game in a Livestream full of TAMU fans. You are 100% for correct. They think they are a Notre Dame, Bama, Texas, OSU kind of school. So, to them, losing to us was shameful.....as if their glorious program should never lose to a "random Mississippi team".

After they got stomped .....you would think they would have learned some humility, but they started talking how all of their 5 stars were young instead of saying we are good .

To be fair though............they're from Texas.

[TrapGame]

Aggie: Mond has been Jimbo's best QB at A&M. And he didn't recruit him. That says a lot.

[BeardoMSU]

Aggie: Mond has been Jimbo's best QB at A&M. And he didn't recruit him. That says a lot.

Ouch

[Maroonthirteen]

Unfortunately everyone views Mississippi State football as..... Vandy of the west or something. Even Jack@$$ Mississippians that are LSU fans said to me this week, "if Jimbo loses to State, he is fired." Dumbasses like that lsu fan, are just casual fans that don't really follow sec football any deeper than Finbaum or sec shorts. Forget them. Let them think it, as JB said in the true maroon video ... count us out, we will beat your tail. Moo U? Hell yeah! As the Underdog is where we thrive.

[TheLostDawg]

We are 9-7 overall and 6-5 since they joined the SEC. Yeah I guess we are just better than them at this point.

Recently 6-3
Leach 9-4

Yet no media speaks about this from what I've seen

[TrapGame]

After reading through several threads it's obvious these douche bags think they should be on the same level as Bama and Georgia. Mississippi State is no better then App State or Miami. Some are preaching the "next year" line b/c somehow all these 5* freshmen will be All Americans by next season.

The more I read the more I really hate these guys.

[Maroonthirteen]

I think it's hilarious that they seem to think rushing 3 dropping 8 play after play is stupid and leach will pick it apart and then we have people on here who think that defense will beat us every time! Lol

It worked in 2020 and some 2021. But kudos to Will Rogers and the Wr corp. They are in graduate level courses for this offense and are solving the 3-8 easy now. If teams sit back in that, we will 5-8 yard them to a victory.

[Dawgface]

I watched the game in a Livestream full of TAMU fans. You are 100% for correct. They think they are a Notre Dame, Bama, Texas, OSU kind of school. So, to them, losing to us was shameful.....as if their glorious program should never lose to a "random Mississippi team".

After they got stomped .....you would think they would have learned some humility, but they started talking how all of their 5 stars were young instead of saying we are good .

To be fair though............they're from Texas.

That's it in a nutshell.

[Cowbell]

It worked in 2020 and some 2021. But kudos to Will Rogers and the Wr corp. They are in graduate level courses for this offense and are solving the 3-8 easy now. If teams sit back in that, we will 5-8 yard them to a victory.

The reason the 3-8 didn't work is because CML took some coaching pills and added new formations to the run game that allowed our Oline to impose its will. That opened up the passing game.

[Commercecomet24]

The reason the 3-8 didn't work is because CML took some coaching pills and added new formations to the run game that allowed our Oline to impose its will. That opened up the passing game.

Meh, Leach has been beating the 3-8 since the get go. It's just like any other defense or offense sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, all depends on execution. Balance on offense and defense always helps though.

[Jack Lambert]

It would be nice if A&M would win a National Championship before their fans acting like A&M is Alabama.

[Jack Lambert]

What Jimbo really need to do is give up on being the OC and hire one. If he really wants to be like Saban that's what he needs to do.

[Jack Lambert]

Yep all that low talent we have. **** Dumb asses.

[MagicDawg]

Of course the RBR Meltdown was cancelled last week. This week would have been glorious.

Besides all the funny ones, here are the three comments about my state and my alma mater that "really irked my gizzard," as my grandmother used to say.

1. "Both the Mississippi schools are beneath us"
2. "Unacceptable loss to an inferior team and program"
3. "Their women are fuuuuggggly"

1. This sounds like someone has an inflated self-image.
2. I think we've won 5 of the last 7.
3. Tell me you've never been to Mississippi without saying you've never been to Mississippi.

Hail State.

[R2Dawg]

Recently 6-3
Leach 9-4

Yet no media speaks about this from what I've seen

I got my numbers from what they said on our game broadcast. I assume they are correct. They said we were tied 5-5 since TAMU joined the SEC and MSU had a 8-7 overall lead.

The funny thing is the media still presents TAMU like they are on Bama level for some reason - well lets be honest it is all about the money at ATM, plain and simple.

[R2Dawg]

Meh, Leach has been beating the 3-8 since the get go. It's just like any other defense or offense sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, all depends on execution. Balance on offense and defense always helps though.

The 3-8 kicked his arse the first 2 years and any D changes neuters our O for 2 quarters (LSU). He hasn't mastered it in the SEC. If he keeps adapting and tweaking he can.

We haven't executed more than 2 quarters of good O since he's been here. We had the ball all of 37 seconds Sat in 3rd qtr. Our O scored 28 which is fine. We did many non air raid stuff like throw deep some and run the ball and over middle screen, etc. We didn't run WR screen or blowup RB screen every other play like we did the first two years. Play calling like we had Sat will compete in the SEC.

The execution thing, well I guess any team or O or D can say that. Read the TAMU boards and some Jimbo fans are screaming they just need to execute. Sound familiar?

Sat football was not the typical air raid. I can watch that kind of winning football and enjoy watching it. Of course, I can watch MSU play any kind of winning anything and like it. Leach could run it 60 times next game and win and people will still call it air raid. When the run shifts like it has at times, I'm not sure it is the air raid anymore.

[RocketDawg]

After reading through several threads it's obvious these douche bags think they should be on the same level as Bama and Georgia. Mississippi State is no better then App State or Miami. Some are preaching the "next year" line b/c somehow all these 5* freshmen will be All Americans by next season.

The more I read the more I really hate these guys.

That last time A&M was ranked #1 at any point during the season was 1957. The last time MSU was ranked #1 during the season was several weeks in a row in 2014.

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas-am/polls.html

[parabrave]

Of course the RBR Meltdown was cancelled last week. This week would have been glorious.

Besides all the funny ones, here are the three comments about my state and my alma mater that "really irked my gizzard," as my grandmother used to say.

1. "Both the Mississippi schools are beneath us"
2. "Unacceptable loss to an inferior team and program"
3. "Their women are fuuuuggggly"

1. This sounds like someone has an inflated self-image.
2. I think we've won 5 of the last 7.
3. Tell me you've never been to Mississippi without saying you've never been to Mississippi.

Hail State.

number 3?? Have you ever been to College Station Texas???

[TimberBeast]

number 3?? Have you ever been to College Station Texas???

Worst campus I?ve ever been to.

[Pancho]

they will be even sicker by this time next week

[TrapGame]

they will be even sicker by this time next week

An Aggie writer on their 247 called him a snake oil salesman and a fraud. It's already starting to get ugly.

[parabrave]

An Aggie writer on their 247 called him a snake oil salesman and a fraud. It's already starting to get ugly.

Just call him Curly Hallman. For those who don't understand USM Coach who rode Bretts Coattails to the LSU Job. Where he did what Jumbos doing to TAM,

[EdwardDrayton]

The funniest post was the Aggie fan referring to all the comments about Leach:

“You mean Daddy.”

LOL!!!!

[Todd4State]

An Aggie writer on their 247 called him a snake oil salesman and a fraud. It's already starting to get ugly.

That's usually a bad sign for a coach.

[parabrave]

That's usually a bad sign for a coach.

When your buyout is 95 mil and you realize you're in over your head; it could be a good sign/

[basedog]

When your buyout is 95 mil and you realize you're in over your head; it could be a good sign/

Pretty sure his buyout isn't this amount. He signed a contract I thought in the $75 Million range or maybe $95 million. But regardless it's not in the $95 M range.

[DEDawg]

Pretty sure his buyout isn't this amount. He signed a contract I thought in the $75 Million range or maybe $95 million. But regardless it's not in the $95 M range.

$85M plus this years salary. If not 95, damn close

[basedog]

$85M plus this years salary. If not 95, damn close

He has been their 5 years, I can't imagine it being this amount, even at 7 million per year is 35 million already, so his contract would be way over the top.

[DEDawg]

He has been their 5 years, I can't imagine it being this amount, even at 7 million per year is 35 million already, so his contract would be way over the top.

I mean this isnt me speculating you can go look it up. Hes fully guaranteed through 2031at roughly 9mil per. The buyout is north of 90M thats a fact

[Commercecomet24]

The university would owe Jimbo 95.6 million dollars, if fired before December 1, after that he would be owed 85.9 miillion. He's a snake oil salesman and those idiots bought his line.

Here's the link:

https://boardroom.tv/jimbo-fisher-salary-buyout-contract-texas-am/#:~:text=No%20coach%20besides%20Fisher%20has,buyou t%20north%20of%20%2450%20million.%22&text=Texas%20A%26M%20gave%20coach%20Jimbo,previous %20buyout%20of%20%2445.6%20million.

[State82]

The university would owe Jimbo 95.6 million dollars, if fired before December 1, after that he would be owed 85.9 miillion. He's a snake oil salesman and those idiots bought his line.

Here's the link:

https://boardroom.tv/jimbo-fisher-salary-buyout-contract-texas-am/#:~:text=No%20coach%20besides%20Fisher%20has,buyou t%20north%20of%20%2450%20million.%22&text=Texas%20A%26M%20gave%20coach%20Jimbo,previous %20buyout%20of%20%2445.6%20million.

Well that is fairly impressive. Geez!

[Commercecomet24]

Well that is fairly impressive. Geez!

It's hard to believe supposedly intelligent people would fall for that, but they did. Jimbo don't have to worry about getting fired. He sold them a bill of goods for sure.

[Maroonthirteen]

I don't get the Jimbo hate. Is there something I missed? I get aTm never reaches their preseason expectations but I tend to think they are just flat overrated every year.

If it is his contract amount, can you blame him for taking that job? I would leave today if some company wanted to hire me away at a ridiculous high rate. Also, I don't recall that he really campaigned for the job. I don't know. I just the situation at aTm throwing a bunch at money at someone and thinking that automatically would lead to wins.

[Jack Lambert]

I don't get the Jimbo hate. Is there something I missed? I get aTm never reaches their preseason expectations but I tend to think they are just flat overrated every year.

If it is his contract amount, can you blame him for taking that job? I would leave today if some company wanted to hire me away at a ridiculous high rate. Also, I don't recall that he really campaigned for the job. I don't know. I just the situation at aTm throwing a bunch at money at someone and thinking that automatically would lead to wins.

I dislike him because of Jameis Winston. He was accused of rape. Probably got away with it because of who he is. After that caught stealing crab legs. After that while in student union jumped on table and started to strip. No telling what else he did that went unreported. Jimbo turned a blind eye. Jimbo is a snake in the grass and he is a excuse making cry baby.

[Catfish]

I dislike him because of Jameis Winston. He was accused of rape. Probably got away with it because of who he is. After that caught stealing crab legs. After that while in student union jumped on table and started to strip. No telling what else he did that went unreported. Jimbo turned a blind eye. Jimbo is a snake in the grass and he is a excuse making cry baby.

Yeah that Jameis Winston rape incident was terrible. Never will forget that. Maybe he thought he was Kobe Bryant.

[PikeDawg15]

He has been their 5 years, I can't imagine it being this amount, even at 7 million per year is 35 million already, so his contract would be way over the top.

around Christmas Ross Bjork GAVE HIM A RAISE after that signing class. Thats why its 95 Million. He got an extra 1.5 million per year after that signing class

[Jack Lambert]

The university would owe Jimbo 95.6 million dollars, if fired before December 1, after that he would be owed 85.9 miillion. He's a snake oil salesman and those idiots bought his line.

Here's the link:

https://boardroom.tv/jimbo-fisher-salary-buyout-contract-texas-am/#:~:text=No%20coach%20besides%20Fisher%20has,buyou t%20north%20of%20%2450%20million.%22&text=Texas%20A%26M%20gave%20coach%20Jimbo,previous %20buyout%20of%20%2445.6%20million.

I saw somewhere that the State of Texas has 65 billionaires and 640K millionaires. That's ass wiping money.

[Commercecomet24]

I saw somewhere that the State of Texas has 65 billionaires and 640K millionaires. That's ass wiping money.

Crazy ain't it?

[TrapGame]

I saw somewhere that the State of Texas has 65 billionaires and 640K millionaires. That's ass wiping money.

They can pay Jimbo and afford another coach without breaking a sweat. Jimbo is in deep shit per a lot of Aggie boards. It could get ugly before the season is over.

[Commercecomet24]

They can pay Jimbo and afford another coach without breaking a sweat. Jimbo is in deep shit per a lot of Aggie boards. It could get ugly before the season is over.

Yeah they can because they got the dollars. Who they gonna get though outside of Saban or Dabo that could make them any better? Sumlin was supposed to win it all, Jimbo was supposed to win it all and neither have done anything special. Heck they might want to hire Jackie, he did better there than any of their so called "saviors".

[TrapGame]

Yeah they can because they got the dollars. Who they gonna get though outside of Saban or Dabo that could make them any better? Sumlin was supposed to win it all, Jimbo was supposed to win it all and neither have done anything special. Heck they might want to hire Jackie, he did better there than any of their so called "saviors".

Some of the most delusional think they can get Urban.

[Catfish]

I'm not sure what's going on. Obviously these 4 and 5 star players are highly overrated. Coaching staff acts like they have no clue. Major meltdown in the future? Admin and boosters gotta be furious.

[PikeDawg15]

I'm not sure what's going on. Obviously these 4 and 5 star players are highly overrated. Coaching staff acts like they have no clue. Major meltdown in the future? Admin and boosters gotta be furious.

Gonna lose to bama, LSU, Ole Miss, Florida.

go 6-6 and they will fire him right after the LSU loss

They will then ruin Auburn's Lane Kiffin party and try to steal him.

Urban Would come for a free 100 million for a few years, bang a couple co eds and get himself fired

[basedog]

The university would owe Jimbo 95.6 million dollars, if fired before December 1, after that he would be owed 85.9 miillion. He's a snake oil salesman and those idiots bought his line.

Here's the link:

https://boardroom.tv/jimbo-fisher-salary-buyout-contract-texas-am/#:~:text=No%20coach%20besides%20Fisher%20has,buyou t%20north%20of%20%2450%20million.%22&text=Texas%20A%26M%20gave%20coach%20Jimbo,previous %20buyout%20of%20%2445.6%20million.

Hell, 85/95 million ain't much difference to a poor boy like me, LOL!

[TrapGame]

I'm not sure what's going on. Obviously these 4 and 5 star players are highly overrated. Coaching staff acts like they have no clue. Major meltdown in the future? Admin and boosters gotta be furious.

A bunch of those A&M 4*/5* freshman gonna be in the portal come December.

[msu15]

Hell, 85/95 million ain't much difference to a poor boy like me, LOL!

Hell you could drop the 8 or 9 from that number and y'all would never hear from or see my fat ass again lol.

[Commercecomet24]

Hell, 85/95 million ain't much difference to a poor boy like me, LOL!

LOL, Same here! They start throwing around all these numbers and it sounds like monoploy money to me!

[basedog]

Hell you could drop the 8 or 9 from that number and y'all would never hear from or see my fat ass again lol.

I'd buy ED with the extra 10 million**

[basedog]

LOL, Same here! They start throwing around all these numbers and it sounds like monoploy money to me!

Jimbo says aTm is real***

[Johnson85]

Meh, Leach has been beating the 3-8 since the get go. It's just like any other defense or offense sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, all depends on execution. Balance on offense and defense always helps though.

No No No. You haven't been paying attention. See, no team had ever tried to only rush 3 when Leach was in the Big 12. Just hadn't been invented yet. Then, in Leach's second season at WSU, Justin Wilcox invented the rush 3 in 2013 and Leach never won against University of Washington again, but luckily even though football coaches are paid million dollar salaries in the Pac 12, they still aren't required to scout teams so other teams didn't pick up on it. But then when Leach got to the SEC, the SEC coaches decided to look at game film and figured out that all you have to do to stop the air raid is rush 3 and drop 8. That's all there is to it. Had nothing to do with Washington just having more talent than WSU's OL could handle.

[Goldendawg]

It's hard to believe supposedly intelligent people would fall for that, but they did. Jimbo don't have to worry about getting fired. He sold them a bill of goods for sure.

Don't forget fan is short for fanatic and there are plenty following college football ( I have crossed that line a few times since my first game attended 59 years ago). Also, "a fool and his $ are soon parted", Could be aTm , if Jimbo doesn't right the ship, not a vandy type ship however. Beat Arky! Hail State!

[TrapGame]

No No No. You haven't been paying attention. See, no team had ever tried to only rush 3 when Leach was in the Big 12. Just hadn't been invented yet. Then, in Leach's second season at WSU, Justin Wilcox invented the rush 3 in 2013 and Leach never won against University of Washington again, but luckily even though football coaches are paid million dollar salaries in the Pac 12, they still aren't required to scout teams so other teams didn't pick up on it. But then when Leach got to the SEC, the SEC coaches decided to look at game film and figured out that all you have to do to stop the air raid is rush 3 and drop 8. That's all there is to it. Had nothing to do with Washington just having more talent than WSU's OL could handle.

Is this some kind of sarcastic post?

Texas was dropping 8 on Leach when he was at Texas Tech. You can actually see it in the 2008 game.

[Commercecomet24]

Is this some kind of sarcastic post?

Texas was dropping 8 on Leach when he was at Texas Tech. You can actually see it in the 2008 game.

I took at as him being facetious. Johnson85 is a good poster and I believe he was trying to help emphasize my point. At least I'm pretty sure, lol!

[TrapGame]

I took at as him being facetious. Johnson85 is a good poster and I believe he was trying to help emphasize my point. At least I'm pretty sure, lol!

That's what I was thinking but his detail is pretty good.

[PikeDawg15]

https://twitter.com/boardgeniuses/status/1577080296100405248?s=46&t=qCT0x9RGkQSZvfZzIh_z3Q

A&M not taking the loss well. They want Mike Leach now .

Gah lee