Finish: Arkansas is better than Mississippi State...

[Political Hack]

winner gets a choice between some Mississippi state cheese or some boar's head cheese, neither of which will ever be delivered to you. But I will get you some VCash if you remind me.

[It_Could_Happen]

Being the worest team in the west

[Political Hack]

at spelling.

[CJDAWG85]

Getting dates at a family reunion.

[Madkinmecrazy]

winner gets a choice between some Mississippi state cheese or some boar's head cheese, neither of which will ever be delivered to you. But I will get you some VCash if you remind me.

Eternal Fandomhttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2007/08/arkansas-coffin.jpg

Secretaries with benefits http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/pete_mcentegart/05/19/ten.spot/p1_clinton.jpg http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/04/06/Production/WashingtonPost/Images/Arkansas_Petrino_Football_0c331-3094.jpg?uuid=DTmvpH-ZEeGkjKtv0ZMpuA

Music http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/arkansas-fan.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1

[EngineerDawg]

Eternal Fandomhttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2007/08/arkansas-coffin.jpg

Secretaries with benefits http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/pete_mcentegart/05/19/ten.spot/p1_clinton.jpg http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/04/06/Production/WashingtonPost/Images/Arkansas_Petrino_Football_0c331-3094.jpg?uuid=DTmvpH-ZEeGkjKtv0ZMpuA

Music http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/arkansas-fan.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1

bravo.. encore!?

[Bullmutt]

Suckin' the old sow.

[webbcorban4msu]

at banjos. at squealing like a pig. at any other deliverance reference.

[Maroonthirteen]

"Coach, time to leave."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/horse-owned-by-ark-coach-shot/

[curmudgeon]

at being a cellar dweller.

Seriously. Arkansas has sucked hot garbage the last two years and the media rarely talks about them as a bottom feeder. We have three straight bowl seasons then get off to a 4-6 start with 6 losses to ranked teams and we are the worst SEC team in history again.

[sleepy dawg]

at Bill Clinton

[FlabLoser]

At playing football in a state capital.

[Infidel]

At Screen Names: World Series of Porker, Mudville Swine, and a lot of better ones I can't remember that use pork, pig, hog, bacon, swine, razorback, sooie, pork bellies, etc.

[slickdawg]

at redefining the word pumpkin.

[tcdog70]

cool flannel shirts

[State82]

At Harley-Davidson franchises.

[Crystal Balls]

At being a contender one moment and a complete joke the next.

[Drugdog]

At Rivers. They have White and Spring, we have the old lady.
And..
Running like you stole it. (Track)

[Jdawg]

At hiring coaches with hot wives.

[Dawg61]

Having more assholes on one website

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,82508.0.html

[BulldogBear]

...at sucking in white helmets, and that's a big accomplishment because we're definitely #2

[sbcmortgageman]

Literally brushing with a toothbrush.