Limerick Tuesday is upon us

[Coach34]

UPig version....Go!!!

[Drugdog]

4 and 6 looking for a fix
Should not be hard to find a tix
The dogs will roll into little rock
We will come out on top
Bank it lock it Dak u can't stop

[CadaverDawg]

This week the pressure's on Mullen
To get one step closer to a half dozen
Pulling for the Dawgs
To send the Hogs
Back to ****ing their cousin

[Barking 13]

There once was a man from little rock.... never mind...

[jimbo352]

The Dawgs are off to face upig.
Mullen is fighting to keep his gig.
We better come out on top,
Or coaches will start to drop.
It's time to win, you dig?

[Bo Darville]

Their old coach would ride a bike
Because hot blondes he did like
But the job got stormy
cause the coach got horny
And they told him to take a hike

[Bo Darville]

Our season is not forsaken
Big plays will we be makin'
We're gonna unleash the dogs
And beat up the hogs
And serve up a platter of bacon

[War Machine Dawg]

This week the pressure's on Mullen
To get one step closer to a half dozen
Pulling for the Dawgs
To send the Hogs
Back to ****ing their cousin

Strong.

[Bo Darville]

Their old coach knew how to pass
He was near the top of the class
But his downfall was a chick
Who was rubbin his dick
And he got caught tappin' that ass

[gloworm]

This week the pressure's on Mullen
To get one step closer to a half dozen
Pulling for the Dawgs
To send the Hogs
Back to ****ing their cousin

That is funny , even to a Troll !!!

[JayDawg]

This week we play the Razorbacks
Perhaps without a quarterback
But you shouldn't fret
At least not yet
Because we can still attack

[Dawg61]

Those stupid ****s hired Bielema
And now their season is an enema
Just in time for the Dawgs
To erase the curse @ the Hawgs
Nothing rhymes with Bielema

[starkvegasdawg]

This Saturday in little rock one and all
Will don their pigs hats and to their hogs call
But Dak says that's nothing to me
Just more fresh meat for little Dewey
As he goes out there and rips off their balls.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Here I sit broken hearted
Been that way since the season started
Dan's got little time to make me a believa
Let's go hand another loss to Mr. Bielema

[LiterallyPolice]

This public service announcement may irk you
But a properly-written Limerick is virtue
The third and fourth line
Always must rhyme
And the fifth must rhyme with the first two

[Political Hack]

The mullets will show in masses.
cuz there, they usually whip our asses.
but the dogs are looking to get back
their running QB in Dak
we'll win without many passes.

[Political Hack]

This public service announcement may irk you
But a properly-written Limerick is virtue
The third and fourth line
Always must rhyme
And the fifth must rhyme with the first two

literally

[LiterallyPolice]

The Razorbacks thought it'd be smart
To fire their coach over some young tart
Now every week is a maulin'
And their program is fallin'
Faster than the prices at Wal Mart

[Statecoachingblows**]

Round two for the limireck police...

Being to caught up in things that don't matter
Can cause your heart to splatter
With that said
Color me red
I guess I'm no mad hatter

[hdc]

Our D-line is tough as hell
I can't say the same for Bell
We need to win big
In order to whip that pig
If it comes down to a field goal we fail

[Dawg61]

The Piggies once had basketball
And Petrino brought them joy in football
But now they have nothing
As Cohen has arrived to say something
About the Dawgs being best in baseball