View Full Version : Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition
Coach34
09-15-2021, 08:57 AM
Fight Philo Beddoe
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 08:59 AM
Kick Rocks
Coach34
09-15-2021, 09:00 AM
Spend the weekend at Camp Crystal Lake
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 09:03 AM
Move to a new home in the Cuesta Verde subdivision.
was21
09-15-2021, 09:10 AM
Hit it
Maroonthirteen
09-15-2021, 09:14 AM
Ride a big wheel to the game.
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 09:19 AM
Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 09:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&ab_channel=RHINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither
TrapGame
09-15-2021, 09:25 AM
Watch Headbanger's Ball.
Watch scrambled Cinemax.
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 09:25 AM
Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426
Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6031bbfc25045c6f112697480a0ccad7/ab927eadd462e717-cd/s540x810/2239af7ddb79e81dc208443e16525231cf2007d1.gifv
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 09:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&ab_channel=RHINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither
Beard, please never EVAH post those 2 videos uhGAIN. Nearly lost my breakfast!!
ShotgunDawg
09-15-2021, 09:28 AM
Sit in on a Bracky Brett staff meeting
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 09:34 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardoMSU again.
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 09:34 AM
Watch Headbanger's Ball.
Watch scrambled Cinemax.
Wow, that brings back some memories!
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 09:35 AM
Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6031bbfc25045c6f112697480a0ccad7/ab927eadd462e717-cd/s540x810/2239af7ddb79e81dc208443e16525231cf2007d1.gifv
Alien and Aliens, two of my favorite movies of all time. Classics!
Coach34
09-15-2021, 09:47 AM
trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois
TrapGame
09-15-2021, 10:02 AM
Go swimming off Amity Island on the 4th of July.
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 10:21 AM
Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**
https://c.tenor.com/zA-KVsyXF-wAAAAC/john-candy-dui.gif
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 10:24 AM
Be Dirty Harry's partner
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 10:30 AM
In honor of 80's "authority figure" Paul Gleason:
Go to a Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza....
https://c.tenor.com/WnUinocXbdkAAAAC/die-hard-nakatomi-plaza.gif
Be in detention with Principal Vernon...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2da5937552249c0240c490f2d322a730/tumblr_ojlzbfwHSJ1u501aoo1_400.gifv
Or base my stock market activity on information provided by Clarence Beeks...
https://y.yarn.co/86f5706e-3b7f-40c9-ab1a-23eb56e541d9_text.gif
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 10:50 AM
Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**
https://c.tenor.com/zA-KVsyXF-wAAAAC/john-candy-dui.gif
https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC/planes-trains-automobiles-those-arent-pillows.gif
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 10:52 AM
I'd rather be Bernie
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgKug1vxlyw4KEU/giphy.gif
TrapGame
09-15-2021, 10:53 AM
Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 10:55 AM
Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.
https://c.tenor.com/HIKX6hLBhukAAAAM/purty-mouth-deliverance.gif
parabrave
09-15-2021, 11:00 AM
Be a security officer on the Enterprise.
IMissJack
09-15-2021, 11:15 AM
Read Dawg?s Bite magazine
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 11:19 AM
Read Dawg?s Bite magazine
Remember waiting for every subscription in the mail.
Leroy Jenkins
09-15-2021, 11:24 AM
Take a nap on Elm Street.
Apoplectic
09-15-2021, 11:25 AM
Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop
TrapGame
09-15-2021, 11:28 AM
Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop
You sick bastard.***
DawgFan85
09-15-2021, 11:29 AM
Have a root canal.
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 11:31 AM
Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.
Ouch!
Leroy Jenkins
09-15-2021, 11:42 AM
Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.
https://i1.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/11IoEn6rxitdJe/giphy.gif
CaptainObvious
09-15-2021, 11:42 AM
Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 11:47 AM
Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.
Damn. LMAO.
Leroy Jenkins
09-15-2021, 11:54 AM
Try and throw a flea-flicker vs Lawrence Taylor.
Coach34
09-15-2021, 12:12 PM
Bar hop with Cleatus Snow
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 12:17 PM
Bar hop with Cleatus Snow
I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!
Coach34
09-15-2021, 12:18 PM
attend a parade at Faber College
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 12:19 PM
Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop
https://c.tenor.com/NEf-60XENCMAAAAC/suicide-die.gif
Coach34
09-15-2021, 12:20 PM
I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!
bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
parabrave
09-15-2021, 12:52 PM
Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.
https://i1.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/11IoEn6rxitdJe/giphy.gif
Oh good one. But he did have benefits in the end.
parabrave
09-15-2021, 12:52 PM
Go to the dentist with Dustin Hoffman.
parabrave
09-15-2021, 12:55 PM
bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.
preachermatt83
09-15-2021, 12:56 PM
trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois
I would actually LOVE THAT
preachermatt83
09-15-2021, 12:57 PM
https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC/planes-trains-automobiles-those-arent-pillows.gif
Outstanding
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 01:06 PM
Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.
Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***
BrunswickDawg
09-15-2021, 01:31 PM
bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked
Look, Cleatus might not have been able to handle those bikers at Lamar's - but he damn sure knew how to get revenge
https://youtu.be/KlM8bwwnWvQ
Lord McBuckethead
09-15-2021, 01:48 PM
3278
parabrave
09-15-2021, 02:12 PM
Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***
All my Long hair fell out. I bet the Dew Drop in was around Bryam/ I know he wasn't talking about the Cherokee Inn, the one on State Streeet.
ShotgunDawg
09-15-2021, 03:50 PM
Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
Extendedcab
09-15-2021, 04:10 PM
Drive bamboo shoots under my finger nails!
Extendedcab
09-15-2021, 04:10 PM
Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
Ouch! that is serious!
Catfish
09-15-2021, 04:11 PM
Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
If you're gonna hit The Bobbit leave when you're done. Don't be sleeping with the dick slayer.
Maverick91
09-15-2021, 04:31 PM
Sleep with Lorena Bobbit
Showing my age, but dang, I just looked that story up. Frick that sucks!
starkvegasdawg
09-15-2021, 04:34 PM
Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.
parabrave
09-15-2021, 06:10 PM
Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.
Commercecomet24
09-15-2021, 06:14 PM
Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.
I agree this has been a great one.
parabrave
09-15-2021, 06:41 PM
Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.
And SVD wins the Boner award/
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 06:48 PM
Driving around on empty looking for a station with gas
BeardoMSU
09-15-2021, 06:51 PM
And SVD wins the Boner award/
https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468-86a6-a1f0cdb1c537_text.mp4
OLJWales
09-15-2021, 06:57 PM
https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468-86a6-a1f0cdb1c537_text.mp4
I'm skeered to hit dat link. Lol
Offshore Dawg
09-15-2021, 07:07 PM
some of you act like Beth told you " I have no interest in sucking that midget dick of yours "
schddog72
09-15-2021, 07:51 PM
Be forced to undergo a chainsaw vasectomy.
somebodyshotmypaw
09-15-2021, 09:58 PM
I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.
parabrave
09-16-2021, 01:57 AM
I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.
Get your hand out of your pants!
OLJWales
09-16-2021, 08:56 AM
I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.
ShotgunDawg
09-16-2021, 08:59 AM
I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.
Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG
OLJWales
09-16-2021, 09:07 AM
Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG
Oh yea. I'm fiddy 8 and she's damned doable for my old ass.
Commercecomet24
09-16-2021, 09:08 AM
Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG
Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".
OLJWales
09-16-2021, 09:24 AM
Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".
Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.
OLJWales
09-16-2021, 11:23 AM
Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop
I hate commercials too, flip thru them Bitches unless Tu Poc, Shaq or Barley's doing them (Barley's slowed of late)
Commercecomet24
09-16-2021, 12:11 PM
Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.
Rep Given!
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