Things you would rather do than listen to Beth Mowins- 70's and 80's Edition

[Coach34]

Fight Philo Beddoe

[OLJWales]

Kick Rocks

[Coach34]

Spend the weekend at Camp Crystal Lake

[BrunswickDawg]

Move to a new home in the Cuesta Verde subdivision.

[was21]

Hit it

[Maroonthirteen]

Ride a big wheel to the game.

[Commercecomet24]

Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426

[BeardoMSU]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&ab_channel=RHINO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither

[TrapGame]

Watch Headbanger's Ball.

Watch scrambled Cinemax.

[BeardoMSU]

Take a cruise on the Nostromo to Planet LV-426

Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6031bbfc25045c6f112697480a0ccad7/ab927eadd462e717-cd/s540x810/2239af7ddb79e81dc208443e16525231cf2007d1.gifv

[OLJWales]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&ab_channel=RHINO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4&ab_channel=MarioWienerroither

Beard, please never EVAH post those 2 videos uhGAIN. Nearly lost my breakfast!!

[ShotgunDawg]

Sit in on a Bracky Brett staff meeting

[Commercecomet24]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardoMSU again.

[Commercecomet24]

Watch Headbanger's Ball.

Watch scrambled Cinemax.

Wow, that brings back some memories!

[Commercecomet24]

Idk, being alone on a space ship with in-her-prime Sigourney might be too much to pass up.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6031bbfc25045c6f112697480a0ccad7/ab927eadd462e717-cd/s540x810/2239af7ddb79e81dc208443e16525231cf2007d1.gifv

Alien and Aliens, two of my favorite movies of all time. Classics!

[Coach34]

trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois

[TrapGame]

Go swimming off Amity Island on the 4th of July.

[BeardoMSU]

Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**

https://c.tenor.com/zA-KVsyXF-wAAAAC/john-candy-dui.gif

[Commercecomet24]

Be Dirty Harry's partner

[BeardoMSU]

In honor of 80's "authority figure" Paul Gleason:

Go to a Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza....

https://c.tenor.com/WnUinocXbdkAAAAC/die-hard-nakatomi-plaza.gif

Be in detention with Principal Vernon...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2da5937552249c0240c490f2d322a730/tumblr_ojlzbfwHSJ1u501aoo1_400.gifv

Or base my stock market activity on information provided by Clarence Beeks...

https://y.yarn.co/86f5706e-3b7f-40c9-ab1a-23eb56e541d9_text.gif

[BrunswickDawg]

Drive to Chicago with Del Griffith.**

https://c.tenor.com/zA-KVsyXF-wAAAAC/john-candy-dui.gif

https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC/planes-trains-automobiles-those-arent-pillows.gif

[BrunswickDawg]

I'd rather be Bernie

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgKug1vxlyw4KEU/giphy.gif

[TrapGame]

Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

[BrunswickDawg]

Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

https://c.tenor.com/HIKX6hLBhukAAAAM/purty-mouth-deliverance.gif

[parabrave]

Be a security officer on the Enterprise.

[IMissJack]

Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

[OLJWales]

Read Dawg?s Bite magazine

Remember waiting for every subscription in the mail.

[Leroy Jenkins]

Take a nap on Elm Street.

[Apoplectic]

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

[TrapGame]

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

You sick bastard.***

[DawgFan85]

Have a root canal.

[Commercecomet24]

Go on a white water rafting trip with Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Cox.

Ouch!

[Leroy Jenkins]

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

https://i1.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/11IoEn6rxitdJe/giphy.gif

[CaptainObvious]

Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

[OLJWales]

Have all my teeth pulled out and learn to play the banjo.

Damn. LMAO.

[Leroy Jenkins]

Try and throw a flea-flicker vs Lawrence Taylor.

[Coach34]

Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

[BrunswickDawg]

Bar hop with Cleatus Snow

I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

[Coach34]

attend a parade at Faber College

[BeardoMSU]

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

https://c.tenor.com/NEf-60XENCMAAAAC/suicide-die.gif

[Coach34]

I thought these were supposed to be things we wouldn't enjoy. Bar hopin' with the Snow Man would likely end up at Mac's and we'd all be signing about Roberta!

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

[parabrave]

Go to the theater with Malcolm McDowell.

https://i1.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/11IoEn6rxitdJe/giphy.gif

Oh good one. But he did have benefits in the end.

[parabrave]

Go to the dentist with Dustin Hoffman.

[parabrave]

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

[preachermatt83]

trick or treat in Haddonfield, Illinois

I would actually LOVE THAT

[preachermatt83]

https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC/planes-trains-automobiles-those-arent-pillows.gif

Outstanding

[BeardoMSU]

Like being in a bar "In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night" and having to tip my hat to the lady.

Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

[BrunswickDawg]

bar hopping with Cleatus would also likely mean you got your ass kicked

Look, Cleatus might not have been able to handle those bikers at Lamar's - but he damn sure knew how to get revenge


https://youtu.be/KlM8bwwnWvQ

[Lord McBuckethead]

3278

[parabrave]

Don't forget to kick ole "green-teeth" in the knee***

All my Long hair fell out. I bet the Dew Drop in was around Bryam/ I know he wasn't talking about the Cherokee Inn, the one on State Streeet.

[ShotgunDawg]

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

[Extendedcab]

Drive bamboo shoots under my finger nails!

[Extendedcab]

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

Ouch! that is serious!

[Catfish]

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

If you're gonna hit The Bobbit leave when you're done. Don't be sleeping with the dick slayer.

[Maverick91]

Sleep with Lorena Bobbit

Showing my age, but dang, I just looked that story up. Frick that sucks!

[starkvegasdawg]

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

[parabrave]

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

[Commercecomet24]

Ok Scooba Pin this thread in the all time greats. And we haven't even heard from Jack or TUSK.

I agree this has been a great one.

[parabrave]

Have John Holmes tell me to bend over.

And SVD wins the Boner award/

[OLJWales]

Driving around on empty looking for a station with gas

[BeardoMSU]

And SVD wins the Boner award/


https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468-86a6-a1f0cdb1c537_text.mp4

[OLJWales]

https://y.yarn.co/51e20cb3-6d2c-4468-86a6-a1f0cdb1c537_text.mp4

I'm skeered to hit dat link. Lol

[Offshore Dawg]

some of you act like Beth told you " I have no interest in sucking that midget dick of yours "

[schddog72]

Be forced to undergo a chainsaw vasectomy.

[somebodyshotmypaw]

I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.

[parabrave]

I would rather abandon a successful football career to marry a red headed floozy, then end up selling shoes for a living and driving an old dodge. Just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.

Get your hand out of your pants!

[OLJWales]

I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.

[ShotgunDawg]

I'd do her doggie style if I could stuff a sock in her mouth. Seriously, I would.

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG

[OLJWales]

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG

Oh yea. I'm fiddy 8 and she's damned doable for my old ass.

[Commercecomet24]

Not saying she is in anyway hot, but she certainly looks better than she talks

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3I6Mxqcp2RQh5JDmbD0iX7wdH1k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/11727223/RS549705_20170821_PE1_4746.JPG

Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".

[OLJWales]

Her voice and delivery are just so bad! It's cringeworthy listening to her and she tries to hard "to be one of the guys".

Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.

[OLJWales]

Watch Applebee?s fancy like commercial on continuous loop

I hate commercials too, flip thru them Bitches unless Tu Poc, Shaq or Barley's doing them (Barley's slowed of late)

[Commercecomet24]

Yea, with her voice I may need extra blue pill. Chalk board scratching is cock block.

Rep Given!