Maverick91
09-02-2021, 03:41 PM
Davy Crockett's V Bowling on your Green:
Davy strikes first by shooting down a Falcone and goes up 7-0, the Falcone's try to pluck one of Davy's eyes out while he is reloading Old Betsy, but, they end up failing and have to punt. Davy takes aim and fires, and hits another Falcone going up 14-0. Davy begins to reload and by this time more Falcone's have recognized what is going on and they start attacking with much ferocity and pluck some eyes out of Davy's Volunteers and score making it 14-7. At this point Davy has rallied quite a few Volunteers to the fight and knocked out a couple of more Falcone's making the score 27-7 and they are driving right before halftime when Davy aims but, he is a little to late and a tower of Falcons are roaring at him, they knock him off his feet steal his coon hat, makes his musket balls go everywhere, the game is now tied 27-27 late in the 4th quarter, many Volunteers are injured on the field of battle many more Falcons lay dead, by this time Davy has gotten all his men lied up as the Falcons get ready for the final charge (kind of kamikaze like) but, on this field there is just to many Volunteers and they all fire at the same time doing to much damage to the Falcons and Davy and his boys win the day 40-27.
Wildcats that are blue V Hawks that are used to war:
The wildcats have been on the prowl for a while and they have kind of gotten a big head about themselves, they notice in the distance that a kettle of hawks are chilling on the ground eating on a dead carcass of a old wildcat seeming from the year 1994. This enrages the wildcats, they begin their stalk. Once in position they pounce with great aim killing numerous hawks going up 28-0. There are a few hawks that got away and rage a slight comeback ripping some fur off the backs of a few wildcats and the score is 28-10. But, there is just not enough fight in the hawks and there is to much anger in the wildcats, the wildcats garner a few more kills and the day is won 38-10.
Razorbacks V Owls:
It's a nice quiet Saturday and the Owls are just chilling in their trees trying to get a mid afternoon slumber when all of a sudden they hear major ruckus coming from below. They peak out and notice some gross Razorbacks have decided to run through their neck of the woods. This wouldn't usually bother the owls except they are trying to sleep. So, they get all up in feathers over the situation and attack the razorbacks not to much success, and the razorbacks being dumb dumbs that they are cannot seam to figure out how to kill these owls. some time passes with the owls inflicting more pain on the razorbacks with their claws than the razorbacks can and the game is 3-0, fight has moved to a more wetland area and the owls are getting tired of being on the attack and with them getting tired they are resting in the mud where the razorbacks have the ability to ram rush them. The razorbacks start to get the upper hand and the owls recognize they are outmatched, but, it is just to late the day is lost with the razorback being battered and torn, but, they won 21-3.
Elephants V Hurricanes:
It's a really windy day for the elephants as they are strolling to a new watering hole. They have a leader at the helm, he came with great promise has already been signed to a 1 million wet lands without leading the pack at all. no one understands, the weather is getting worse when all of a sudden they recognize they are in the middle of a hurricane. This young leader is in over his head and the hurricanes go up 10-0. The herd is getting really worried that their prowess is going to be greatly diminished if they cannot get out of this storm, when all of a sudden they all recognized they are big, mean, gray, and fat with long breath holes. they get in line and trudge through finally making it out the other side. winning the day 45-24.
Tigers of the Missouri verity V The Indians of the Chippewas verity:
The Chippewas were on the war path looking for some meat for the winter when they spotted a group of Tigers just chilling like villains near a watering hole. The Chippewas get into position and start their barrage of arrows, they strike a few tigers going up 10-0 once the tigers figure out what is going on and get their wits about them they go on a killing spear going up 24-10 on the Chippewas. There is some back and fourth and finally the tigers win the day 38-24.
Tigers from the flat lands V The great zippers:
The tigers where trying to figure out what in the world was in-front of them, they have never seen a Zipper from a good pair of Wrangler jeans before, with the great confusion this caused the zips went up 13-0. Once the tigers figured out that if one tiger held onto one end of the zipper and the other tiger pulled the flap closed the zips had no fight left the tigers ended up winning the day but not without a fight. 31-21.
cocks that think they have game V the Panthers of East Illinois:
The panthers were on the prowl for some food, they noticed a good bit a bird droppings near back and followed the dropping to a clearing where the cocks where just pecking away like idiots on the ground not really paying any attention to what was going on around them. this allowed the panthers to sneak up really close, once the cocks recognized what was happening it was to late. They put up a solid fight but ending up losing the day 34-30.
Bulldogs of the red delicious kind V the Tigers of the orange cream kind:
the tigers have been really pissed out since the last time they ran into the Bulldogs from 7 years past. They made a commitment to never be embarrassed like that ever again. they held true to their promise, it was a tough battle, the bulldogs drew blood, but, the tigers won the day sending the dogs yipping back home. 38-31.
Alligators V the Owls:
alligators were smart, they laid some food out for the owls to come pick at, the alligators were laying in wait for days next to the food. Once the owls came close enough the gators pounced. Really wasn't much of a fight, what really helped the gators out was that they found this cool new hat that had no top on it, they called it the vizor. 45-3.
Aggies V golden flashes:
The aggies were chilling licking themselves like all good pups do, when all of a sudden they see this really pretty flash in the distance. they all start to run towards the flash and as they get closer and closer they are recognizing they cannot actually catch the flash, but, being the smart pups they are the sit and wait for the flash to appear right in front of the and then they bight and catch the flash. This does take a little longer than they would have liked probably due to their overweight leader who was just given 90 million dog bones. 41-3.
Commodores V the Buccaneers:
the seas are fair weathered on this day, both the commodores and the buck are ready for their battle. They are evenly matched and ready for the victory. the battle rages on seeming to be a defensive slugfest neither side really able to gain ground, until the wind changes directions in favor of the commodores, they take immediate offense maneuvers out flanking the bucks and ultimately winning the day. 28-24.
Bears of the weed smoking kind V the frenchy Tigers:
the bears are still hungry from their desert after eating a bunch of rainbows the last weekend when they noticed a bunch of weird talking tigers up ahead. they immediately begin their charge almost catching the tigers off guard. The fight is long and gruesome, with the bears coming out of top winning the day 38-35.
Cardinals V Johnny Reb:
the cardinals were at high tea when they heard this awful yelling situation going on outside their gate. They calmly stood up whipped their mouths and went to the gate to see what was going on. when they got their they recognized that a group of uneducated, poorly clothed, weak, wounded, and severally ugly humans have come to their palace to terrorize the cardinals. Once the cardinals recognized the situation they knew the most humane thing they could do was to knock every last Johnny Red out of their horrible existence, it wasn't even a fight, the cardinals beat them so bad that the commander heard of the horrific fight and decided to close down everything and burn all that is associated with their now extinct group called Ole Miss. cards 100-0.
Most adorable but fierce bulldawgs in the land V Cajun dog:
The bulldogs from northern Mississippi were sitting down for high tea, they did this due to their English ancestry. Jak or as the leader of the pack is nicknamed Bully was on the prowl to make sure his pack was well protected. He new there was a roaming hoard of bulldogs from the southwest that had no business coming into his territory near by. He was right, He put his pack in great striking position being on top of a hill. Sure, enough Bully summoned his group to battle positions, Bully put on his black eyepatch, not because he needed it he just felt like it would strike fear in the hears of his enemy, they drew their swards and went on the attack. The fight was over before it began, not long was Bully chilling licking himself like all Alfas do and rolling on his back getting a great itch. Bully wins the day 53-10.
Davy strikes first by shooting down a Falcone and goes up 7-0, the Falcone's try to pluck one of Davy's eyes out while he is reloading Old Betsy, but, they end up failing and have to punt. Davy takes aim and fires, and hits another Falcone going up 14-0. Davy begins to reload and by this time more Falcone's have recognized what is going on and they start attacking with much ferocity and pluck some eyes out of Davy's Volunteers and score making it 14-7. At this point Davy has rallied quite a few Volunteers to the fight and knocked out a couple of more Falcone's making the score 27-7 and they are driving right before halftime when Davy aims but, he is a little to late and a tower of Falcons are roaring at him, they knock him off his feet steal his coon hat, makes his musket balls go everywhere, the game is now tied 27-27 late in the 4th quarter, many Volunteers are injured on the field of battle many more Falcons lay dead, by this time Davy has gotten all his men lied up as the Falcons get ready for the final charge (kind of kamikaze like) but, on this field there is just to many Volunteers and they all fire at the same time doing to much damage to the Falcons and Davy and his boys win the day 40-27.
Wildcats that are blue V Hawks that are used to war:
The wildcats have been on the prowl for a while and they have kind of gotten a big head about themselves, they notice in the distance that a kettle of hawks are chilling on the ground eating on a dead carcass of a old wildcat seeming from the year 1994. This enrages the wildcats, they begin their stalk. Once in position they pounce with great aim killing numerous hawks going up 28-0. There are a few hawks that got away and rage a slight comeback ripping some fur off the backs of a few wildcats and the score is 28-10. But, there is just not enough fight in the hawks and there is to much anger in the wildcats, the wildcats garner a few more kills and the day is won 38-10.
Razorbacks V Owls:
It's a nice quiet Saturday and the Owls are just chilling in their trees trying to get a mid afternoon slumber when all of a sudden they hear major ruckus coming from below. They peak out and notice some gross Razorbacks have decided to run through their neck of the woods. This wouldn't usually bother the owls except they are trying to sleep. So, they get all up in feathers over the situation and attack the razorbacks not to much success, and the razorbacks being dumb dumbs that they are cannot seam to figure out how to kill these owls. some time passes with the owls inflicting more pain on the razorbacks with their claws than the razorbacks can and the game is 3-0, fight has moved to a more wetland area and the owls are getting tired of being on the attack and with them getting tired they are resting in the mud where the razorbacks have the ability to ram rush them. The razorbacks start to get the upper hand and the owls recognize they are outmatched, but, it is just to late the day is lost with the razorback being battered and torn, but, they won 21-3.
Elephants V Hurricanes:
It's a really windy day for the elephants as they are strolling to a new watering hole. They have a leader at the helm, he came with great promise has already been signed to a 1 million wet lands without leading the pack at all. no one understands, the weather is getting worse when all of a sudden they recognize they are in the middle of a hurricane. This young leader is in over his head and the hurricanes go up 10-0. The herd is getting really worried that their prowess is going to be greatly diminished if they cannot get out of this storm, when all of a sudden they all recognized they are big, mean, gray, and fat with long breath holes. they get in line and trudge through finally making it out the other side. winning the day 45-24.
Tigers of the Missouri verity V The Indians of the Chippewas verity:
The Chippewas were on the war path looking for some meat for the winter when they spotted a group of Tigers just chilling like villains near a watering hole. The Chippewas get into position and start their barrage of arrows, they strike a few tigers going up 10-0 once the tigers figure out what is going on and get their wits about them they go on a killing spear going up 24-10 on the Chippewas. There is some back and fourth and finally the tigers win the day 38-24.
Tigers from the flat lands V The great zippers:
The tigers where trying to figure out what in the world was in-front of them, they have never seen a Zipper from a good pair of Wrangler jeans before, with the great confusion this caused the zips went up 13-0. Once the tigers figured out that if one tiger held onto one end of the zipper and the other tiger pulled the flap closed the zips had no fight left the tigers ended up winning the day but not without a fight. 31-21.
cocks that think they have game V the Panthers of East Illinois:
The panthers were on the prowl for some food, they noticed a good bit a bird droppings near back and followed the dropping to a clearing where the cocks where just pecking away like idiots on the ground not really paying any attention to what was going on around them. this allowed the panthers to sneak up really close, once the cocks recognized what was happening it was to late. They put up a solid fight but ending up losing the day 34-30.
Bulldogs of the red delicious kind V the Tigers of the orange cream kind:
the tigers have been really pissed out since the last time they ran into the Bulldogs from 7 years past. They made a commitment to never be embarrassed like that ever again. they held true to their promise, it was a tough battle, the bulldogs drew blood, but, the tigers won the day sending the dogs yipping back home. 38-31.
Alligators V the Owls:
alligators were smart, they laid some food out for the owls to come pick at, the alligators were laying in wait for days next to the food. Once the owls came close enough the gators pounced. Really wasn't much of a fight, what really helped the gators out was that they found this cool new hat that had no top on it, they called it the vizor. 45-3.
Aggies V golden flashes:
The aggies were chilling licking themselves like all good pups do, when all of a sudden they see this really pretty flash in the distance. they all start to run towards the flash and as they get closer and closer they are recognizing they cannot actually catch the flash, but, being the smart pups they are the sit and wait for the flash to appear right in front of the and then they bight and catch the flash. This does take a little longer than they would have liked probably due to their overweight leader who was just given 90 million dog bones. 41-3.
Commodores V the Buccaneers:
the seas are fair weathered on this day, both the commodores and the buck are ready for their battle. They are evenly matched and ready for the victory. the battle rages on seeming to be a defensive slugfest neither side really able to gain ground, until the wind changes directions in favor of the commodores, they take immediate offense maneuvers out flanking the bucks and ultimately winning the day. 28-24.
Bears of the weed smoking kind V the frenchy Tigers:
the bears are still hungry from their desert after eating a bunch of rainbows the last weekend when they noticed a bunch of weird talking tigers up ahead. they immediately begin their charge almost catching the tigers off guard. The fight is long and gruesome, with the bears coming out of top winning the day 38-35.
Cardinals V Johnny Reb:
the cardinals were at high tea when they heard this awful yelling situation going on outside their gate. They calmly stood up whipped their mouths and went to the gate to see what was going on. when they got their they recognized that a group of uneducated, poorly clothed, weak, wounded, and severally ugly humans have come to their palace to terrorize the cardinals. Once the cardinals recognized the situation they knew the most humane thing they could do was to knock every last Johnny Red out of their horrible existence, it wasn't even a fight, the cardinals beat them so bad that the commander heard of the horrific fight and decided to close down everything and burn all that is associated with their now extinct group called Ole Miss. cards 100-0.
Most adorable but fierce bulldawgs in the land V Cajun dog:
The bulldogs from northern Mississippi were sitting down for high tea, they did this due to their English ancestry. Jak or as the leader of the pack is nicknamed Bully was on the prowl to make sure his pack was well protected. He new there was a roaming hoard of bulldogs from the southwest that had no business coming into his territory near by. He was right, He put his pack in great striking position being on top of a hill. Sure, enough Bully summoned his group to battle positions, Bully put on his black eyepatch, not because he needed it he just felt like it would strike fear in the hears of his enemy, they drew their swards and went on the attack. The fight was over before it began, not long was Bully chilling licking himself like all Alfas do and rolling on his back getting a great itch. Bully wins the day 53-10.