Going to Oxford next week. Suggestions for things to do?

[CooterDavenport]

Take a dump on campus, recharge my cell phone in a wall outlet, and buy nothing?

Leave a briefcase full of Monopoly money and a cord of wood by the athletic department?

Couple of Vodka waters with the oddly hot drunk girl from that video?

[BulldogBear]

Take a dump on campus

There's a dumpster behind the Army ROTC building that would afford you some privacy if you go behind it. Some nice pine needles there you can wipe with as well. The trees screen you from the ATO house too.

[CooterDavenport]

I was thinking of, you know, a normal toilet--thereby subtly running up their utility bills. But that works too.

[RState]

My buddy Harvey Updyke has some suggestions for you...

[I'minHailState]

Scope out some car lots

[Maroonthirteen]

Go to sorority row. Tell them you are a State man. Take some Viagra.

[CooterDavenport]

Do they have famous trees or something?**

[drummerdawg]

Eat at chili's

[Oxfordawg]

Take a Dump in the Grove just wear pink pants and a navy blazer no one will be the wiser. Go into any building you pass and flush toilets if that urge hits you. Don't forget penicillin and Hep vaccines.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Buy some more gas and keep going somewhere else

[Behrdawg]

Wear a white hood made out of sheets- you'll fit right in

[hacker]

burn that ****er down, turn it into a GTA map

[Political Hack]

dress up like a five star recruit and you'll have a blast. otherwise there's a couple of decent restaurants and some chicken on a stick.

[FISHDAWG]

leave them with an "upper tanker" ... they will never get it clean

[Barking 13]

go hang out with Henderson at the weed farm