Limerick Tuesday is upon us

[Coach34]

Go!!

[Behrdawg]

Rammer Jammer
Mullen better be a good planner
Roll tide roll
We gonna get stomped in a hole
Saban and McCarron hug
And we gonna be like...****

[CJDAWG85]

This weekend we play the Bammer
They will be wanting to lay down the hammer
We better play Dak
So we have a rushing attack
Otherwise more fans will turn on Ol' Danner

[slickdawg]

Nick Saban doesn't eat grass
And his teams usually kick ass
We did it back in 80
But haven't beaten them lately
Fortunately Dak has balls of brass

[Bo Darville]

This weekend we play the Bammer
They will be wanting to lay down the hammer
We better play Dak
So we have a rushing attack
Otherwise more fans will turn on Ol' Danner

Nice one

[jimbo352]

Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer
Mullen better not stammer
If The Dak doesn't play
The dawgs won't win they day
and this season will need a disclaimer.....

Don't kill me for the cheesy TSUN reference... :cool:

[Bo Darville]

A 4-5 record are we
Our problems are easy to see
Now we play the tide
There is nowhere to hide
I'd be happy with 6-3.

[jimbo352]

A 4-5 record are we
Our problems are easy to see
Now we play the tide
There is nowhere to hide
I'd be happy with 6-3.

superb my friend, superb...

[TheRef]

The forecast is calling for rain
Maybe we can call on Bane
We beat them before
Let's settle the score
Lube it so we feel no pain.

[Bo Darville]

My Alabama national championship edition:

Brent Musberger was his name
He saw a hot chick at a game
Katherine Webb was her identity
AJ verified her authenticity
Unlike the linebacker from Notre Dame

[starkvegasdawg]

It's time to go play the tide
A team full of championship pride
But if Dan keeps eating his playcard
On the sideline looking full retard
He'll lose even more fans from his side

[TheRef]

It's time to go play the tide
A team full of championship pride
But if Dan keeps eating his playcard
On the sideline looking full retard
He'll lose even more fans from his side

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[FlabLoser]

Our program is snafu
Crootin ain't our purview
But beat the Tide
Doubts subside
Build coach a statue

[Barking 13]

It's time to go play the tide
A team full of championship pride
But if Dan keeps eating his playcard
On the sideline looking full retard
He'll lose even more fans from his side

best one yet...

[Barking 13]

We play the tide at home
no fanfare , glitz, or dome
while we struggle to score some points
Ol' Danny gnawing on his playcard,
like humongous munchies after a half dozen joints
we're then all reminded by the gigantic bill
to come see us
in downtown Louisville...

[Bo Darville]

A new coach might do the trick
On our opposition to lay a lick
But Dan is our guy
To replace we might try
Imagine if we could hire Nick

[Political Hack]

Here's a limerick for every troll
and a prayer to make a damn field goal.
I realize Saturday we play # 1.
field goals or not, it won't be much fun.
But we'll still whip Freeze's ass on the way to a bowl.

[geotop]

There once was a Quarterback named DAK,
He is always on the ATTACK
He is our future, indeed our RINGER
As soon as he relieves his STINGER,
And after Bama, we wont be looking BACK !!!

[BulldogBear]

Maybe my limerick is weak
Now's not the time to be meek
Rammer Jammer
Go to hell Bammer
Letdown in Starkville this week

[geotop]

Hey BUD.
Why not HUD?
Shutup Troll,
Despite being drole.
And join the Bulldawg Club

[hdc]

It’s been 23 years
Since we made them cry elephant tears
Back then we could kick
But now we look sick
They’ll ram it and jam it between our ears

[Fader21]

This week we play Nick Saban
It truly won't be a safe Haven
Dan probably will run up the middle
and the fans will feel belittle
so get your whiskey boys cause its will be what we are cravin

[Bo Darville]

Bama is about to go down
Our whipping of them will be sound
I made a mistake for no reason
And got confused on my season
I thought the ball had seams and was round.

[Bo Darville]

MSU has hit the skids
Bama's blowing off the lids
This is gonna be a raping
The hole will be gaping
You better hide the women and kids

[Jack Lambert]

They use the word "WE" and they like to poison trees.
They are all on the band wagon and they like to do some tea bagging.
They have a Big A in their car window; they even have one on their pillow.
They wear their crimson with pride and when they win there is nowhere for us to hide.
Oh please lord let state drop the hammer on all these loud mouth Bammers

[HereComesTheSpiral]

A win this week is not up for discussion
Bama comes to town, our assholes they will bludgeon
We hope that Dak
Will not be broken in the back
You just can compete with a team that loves cousin ****in

[Dawg61]

Oh man our secondary sucks
Been smoking weed dumb ****s
And here comes Norwood and Cooper
Breaking their dicks off in our pooper
So Mullen don't you forget
To feed the Bear you must let
The QB throw more verticals
No more Russell running reversals

[Maroonthirteen]

All over Mississippi you can hear them say
Roll tide roll never been there even a day
Rugs paintings flags, they have it all
Mobile home decor each Saturday of fall
Monday they return to the Walmart tire and lube center full of Tide pride.

[RState]

Although the nation has its doubt
The dawgs can pull this one out
It won't be easy
Some will say that I'm cheesy
I'll now remove my foot from my mouth

[FlabLoser]

BTW, a limerick has just 5 lines. The 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines rhyme. The 3rd and 4th lines rhyme.

More than 5 lines and you've written a poem.

[slickdawg]

Like this:

There once was a guy named flabloser
After MSU games was a boozer
But Dak practiced today
and he will surely play
So the Bama game won't be a snoozer

[CadaverDawg]

There's an elephant in the room
Speak of it and mods drop the boom
I'm not talkin bout Bammer
Our asses they'll hammer
Is this ELiteDawgs or is it Nafoom

(I kid, I kid)

[CadaverDawg]

Saturday's game is an incredible test
To win it we'll have to play our best
But a blow out or two
Will make quit a few
Of us turn our head's to the West

If you don't understand the limerick above
I really don't know what to say
I "Believed" last year
But wound up needing more beer
So **** it, when's Baseball Opening Day?

[EnterpriseDawg]

I get so tired hearing about the Tide
especially when they are hitting their stide
Sounding like tow-mator
Standing shirtless from their trailor
Falling from grace is how i hope they slide.

[Bullmutt]

Most say Nick Saban is great,
And he just put a heap on Dan's plate.
If the Tide comes to roll,
It'll pucker Dan's hole,
And he could leave us sooner than late!