Kellen Moore sucks, game day thread

[AmiteDog]

Russell Wilson torches the Failcons for 400 yard last week so of course let?s start with run run pass.

[KOdawg1]

Another 1st down, another RB draw by Dallas

[KOdawg1]

Dumb decision by Dak.

[State82]

Is it even possible for Dallas to look more shitty?

[BeardoMSU]

The oline is garrrrrbage

[AmiteDog]

The money Jerruh wasted on Zeke should have been spent on the OL

[State82]

The money Jerruh wasted on Zeke should have been spent on the OL

No doubt.

[KOdawg1]

Wow.

[AmiteDog]

That mfer better not do that stupid feed me shit one time today after this crap

[BeardoMSU]

Lol, ok Zeke...

[KOdawg1]

I really want Dak to go to a competent franchise because this ain't it.

[msstate7]

This is really early in the game and the season, but let's play hypothetical...

If the cowboys bomb this year, do they pay dak huge money or draft qb with high pick?

[KOdawg1]

This is really early in the game and the season, but let's play hypothetical...

If the cowboys bomb this year, do they pay dak huge money or draft qb with high pick?

Drafting a QB would make the most financial sense. There are problems way beyond QB play, but they won't be able to address them if they pay Dak.

[State82]

Dallas has outstanding depth at dumbass.

[maroonmania]

Dallas OL has to be the most overrated group in the entire NFL. And that's with or without Smith. Prescott is always under pressure.

[KOdawg1]

I can't help but laugh

[maroonmania]

I can't help but laugh

Definitely becoming comical.

[Lord McBuckethead]

This game reminds me of the Aubrun game where we threw a pick off of a helmet on the first play of the game.

[hp22]

This reminds me of that one time joe Moorhead tried to play a football game at Auburn

[Lord McBuckethead]

Dallas even keeps bringing it out of the endzone. Got bailed out with the face mask.

Can we get a play action roll out deep throw here.

[BeardoMSU]

Dallas OL has to be the most overrated group in the entire NFL. And that's with or without Smith. Prescott is always under pressure.

This.

[KOdawg1]

HAHAHA just concede the game and season

[Lord McBuckethead]

Another fumble in plus territory.

[BeardoMSU]

I think God is telling us something, lol.

[Hambone]

Any team scouting them should onside kick every time! There is definitely not a hands team to be had

[Leeshouldveflanked]

This is some Morehead level incompetence...

[parabrave]

2 things. This is why you have pre season,so you can look like shi% and it don't count. And FU Jerry Jones you could've had Joe Brady. Packers got rid of Mike McCarthy for a reason.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Has there been a throw by dak over 10 yards this season?

[maroonmania]

Has there been a throw by dak over 10 yards this season?

Yep, but it resulted in an offensive pass interference call. :(

[Percho]

Dak read that good

[TrapGame]

McCarthy looks lost on the sidelines. I mean Joe Moorhead lost.

[BeardoMSU]

McCarthy looks lost on the sidelines. I mean Joe Moorhead lost.

And I praised the hire. Boy do I feel like a moron...

[parabrave]

McCarthy looks lost on the sidelines. I mean Joe Moorhead lost.

He is waiting For Jerry to retrieve another play from his 1964 Arky playbook.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Finally a full step and throw to gallup.

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Has there been a throw by dak over 10 yards this season?
Dallas OL isn?t good enough to block on a 3 step drop... much less a a 5-7 step drop... anything deep would have to come off play action.

[Bdawg]

And right on cue, the line with 2 penalties to probably kill the drive

[Lord McBuckethead]

I have zero confidence they pick up 3rd and long.

[Cooterpoot]

McCarthy refuses to use any kind of motion. They refuse to use play action except in obvious situations and it gets killed. Nolan's defensive scheme is outdated.

[TrapGame]

Damn, that catch by Cooper.

[parabrave]

Dam did the Tulane coach deliver the falcons halftime speech.

[BeardoMSU]

Cowboys special teams are special, alright. Jeez, lol.

[maroonmania]

McCarthy is a certified imbecile. Doesn't tie the game last week on a 4th and 3 and now goes for 2 down 9 points. So even if the Cowboys score again they can't tie the game. Who does these things?

[msstate7]

This is a matchup of 2 terrible teams

[TrapGame]

This is a matchup of 2 terrible teams

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0HlSb7CBhS32jOcE/source.gif

[BeardoMSU]

Holy. Shit.

[maroonmania]

McCarthy is a certified imbecile. Doesn't tie the game last week on a 4th and 3 and now goes for 2 down 9 points. So even if the Cowboys score again they can't tie the game. Who does these things?

Or maybe he is a maniacal genius. I wouldn't have given a plug nickel for Dallas having any chance to win that game.

[Cowbell]

Pay that man his money!!!

No way that ever happens with Garrett. Dak working on that MVP - 4 TDS

[Cowbell]

Prescott is the first quarterback in NFL history to pass for 400 yards and rush for 3 TDs in a single game in NFL history.

[KOdawg1]

I'll eat some crow. That was impressive. Dak keeps proving he's a top 10 QB.

The Cowboys coaching and play calling are still atrocious though. The two fake punts and decision to go for 2 that early should've cost them

[starkvegasdawg]

As a long suffering falcon fan I never had any doubt it would end up this way. Atlanta couldn't hold a lead if the damn thing was superglued to their hands. They also can't do a time eating drive on offense to run out the clock. Their wins are either blow it's against inferior teams or come from behind final drive types. They are incapable of building a two score lead and then holding it.

[msbulldog]

As a long suffering falcon fan I never had any doubt it would end up this way. Atlanta couldn't hold a lead if the damn thing was superglued to their hands. They also can't do a time eating drive on offense to run out the clock. Their wins are either blow it's against inferior teams or come from behind final drive types. They are incapable of building a two score lead and then holding it.

SVD get on the winning side, leave the dark side, the dirty birds! Come to the light! WHO DAT!

[ScoobaDawg]

HAHAHA just concede the game and season

**nm... you ate your crow

[ScoobaDawg]

Holy. Shit.

Exactly.... that was unbelievable.

[msstate7]

The cowboys are blessed to be in a terrible division. They'll win the division (or should), but I don't think they're very good. Still lots of time to improve though.

[starkvegasdawg]

SVD get on the winning side, leave the dark side, the dirty birds! Come to the light! WHO DAT!

I will say my dad was a HUGE Saints fan so we had some interesting Sundays in our house twice a year. But after he died I did start pulling for them some. Won't say I'm a fan, per se, but I'm happy when they when...even when it's against Atlanta. The last super bowl they were in took a huge dump on my fandom of them. I had people at halftime texting and congratulating me on my team winning the super bowl and beating the evil patriots at the same time. That has to go down as the biggest implosion I have ever seen.

[gravedigger]

Russell Wilson torches the Failcons for 400 yard last week so of course let?s start with run run pass.

I don't know where I keep getting the idea that message board fanbases know absolutely nothing about the sports they lose their minds about.

One day it will come to me.

[AmiteDog]

I don't know where I keep getting the idea that message board fanbases know absolutely nothing about the sports they lose their minds about.

One day it will come to me.

What do you disagree with? The stupid playcalling in the first two drives put them in a huge hole. Two handoffs to Pollard that did nothing. And then the next drive two more carries led to Zeke putting it in the turf TWICE. Atlanta had one of the worst secondaries in the league and they totally took the game out of Daks hands until they were down 3 scores.

[BeardoMSU]

I know part of it comes with the territory of playing QB for Dallas, but damn....if Dak had games like Wentz, Cousins, or even Watson, two of which are consistently bad and/or injured, he would be absolutely crucified. The fact there are still people who haven't bought in to Dak being a top tier QB is just baffling. He's held to a standard that is rarely applied to his contemporaries. And he produces despite frequent inept coaching, dodgy o-line play (hell, today he was missing his top 3 offensive tackles), and a sieve of a defense. As Teddy KGB would say...

https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-04-2019/nf-iRj.gif

[Cowbell]

I know part of it comes with the territory of playing QB for Dallas, but damn....if Dak had games like Wentz, Cousins, or even Watson, two of which are consistently bad and/or injured, he would be absolutely crucified. The fact there are still people who haven't bought in to Dak being a top tier QB is just baffling. He's held to a standard that is rarely applied to his contemporaries. And he produces despite frequent inept coaching, dodgy o-line play (hell, today he was missing his top 3 offensive tackles), and a sieve of a defense. As Teddy KGB would say...

https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-04-2019/nf-iRj.gif

The sad fact of the matter is a MAJORITY of cowboy followers want him traded.