Limerick Tuesday- Texas A&M edition

[Coach34]

Go!!

[slickdawg]

There once was a boy named Manziel
A white boy that was faster than hell
He signed thousands of autographs
And told the NCAA kiss his ass
You know he got paid well.

[starkvegasdawg]

We're off to play in Aggieland
And to stop JFF we have no plan
But with Johnny you never know
If he shows up with a nose full of blow
And a signature win is finally had by Dan

[CadaverDawg]

For debate EliteDawgs sets the stage
But lately it's hard to gauge
Because between trolls and sheep
The sunshine is deep
And beginning to look like Genespage

Now on to the game...

Last weekend we hoped the Cocks would go limp
But instead they put us through hell
Now it's time for the SnowBowl
So prepare your butthole
Cause here comes that dickhead Manziel

[Bo Darville]

We've won a few games but not all
And our players have dropped the ball
We can't tackle or block
Betting A&M is a lock
We'll get raped by Johnny football

[Dawg61]

Hey let's add the Aggies
So MSU gets raped by cadet faggies
Bama, LSU, Arkansas, Auburn, Ole Miss
Been beating out our shit and piss
And now John Football whips out his cock
Making Mullen his bitch an aTm blowout is a lock

[Barking 13]

There once was a man from College Station
who loves parties and libation
he's kicked our ass before
and going to some more
Because our leader can only make stupid ass faces
and chew on that damn play card, good gracious

[Bo Darville]

There was a QB who is an Ag
You couldn't catch him in a game of tag
With the Mannings he did not linger
He gave the NCAA the finger
But I tend to think he's a ***

[LiterallyPolice]

There once was a QB from Texas
Who ran as fast as a Lexus
It's just further proof
that it pays to be douche
While dead Indians continue to hex us

[Bo Darville]

There's a QB who you cannot sacky
His attitude can be quite tacky
But he took cash for his name
And only missed half a game
He would get 3 years from Bracky

[Statecoachingblows**]

First attempt at this....

Manziel's attitude is bad
He nailed the NCAA harder than Cam's dad
May be walking on eggshells
But win or lose Ole Miss can go to hell

[CJDAWG85]

There's a QB who you cannot sacky
His attitude can be quite tacky
But he took cash for his name
And only missed half a game
He would get 3 years from Bracky

Winner! hahahahahaha

[Will James]

The press has made his name mud
So Johnny will be out for blood.
The shame from the Ags
makes us wear paper bags
And moves us closer to HUD

[CadaverDawg]

The press has made his name mud
So Johnny will be out for blood.
The shame from the Ags
makes us wear paper bags
And moves us closer to HUD

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[Drugdog]

On CBS we will be a playin
We gonna get killed is what they are a sayin
Touchdowns, field goals in Aggie land
The FMB is still a suck ass band

[DawgsBite34]

There once was a man from College Station
who loves parties and libation
he's kicked our ass before
and going to some more
Because our leader can only make stupid ass faces
and chew on that damn play card, good gracious

made my day

[Drugdog]

There's a QB who you cannot sacky
His attitude can be quite tacky
But he took cash for his name
And only missed half a game
He would get 3 years from Bracky


Winner winner chicken dinner!

[JayDawg]

There is a school in College Station
It is home to the Texas A&M nation
Saturday we will be in town
Making all the locals frown
So go to hell Ole Miss with your indignation

[Political Hack]

A&M is going to kick our rump.
I'm pretty Strick is Forrest Gump.
Yet everyone claims our coach is a dud.
and all want a guy who's not coming in Hud.
thank Lord it's almost time for the Hump.

[Political Hack]

We just got beaten by a cock.
this team is sinking like a rock.
Now we get to go to A&M.
It's highly unlikely we leave with a win.
Good God I can't stand Johnny Hancock.

[JayDawg]

We just got beaten by a cock.
this team is sinking like a rock.
Now we get to go to A&M.
It's highly unlikely we leave with a win.
Good God I can't stand Johnny Hancock.

well done!