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Irondawg
07-03-2020, 10:39 AM
Go.

Would you keep it Native American related and go with something like Tribe?

Something related to something the team uses - for instance "Pigskins" for football and the fact that they used to call their O-line the Hogs? You could call it the "Pork" and it would be fitting for the town.

Do you go Patriotic historical and call it the "Calvary" so some like minded military term.

Or do you go in a total different direction?

Hambone
07-03-2020, 10:43 AM
At this day and age just name them the snowflakes in honor of the butthurt society.

KOdawg1
07-03-2020, 10:55 AM
Washington Karens

msstate7
07-03-2020, 10:57 AM
Why do you assume "washington" will last? Isn't George on the chopping block?

BeardoMSU
07-03-2020, 10:58 AM
The D.C. Orange Men**

msstate7
07-03-2020, 11:02 AM
The D.C. Orange Men**

Dan has a chance to pull the biggest troll of all time with your name haha

KOdawg1
07-03-2020, 11:04 AM
Honestly, they'll probably just take the "red" off, change the logo, and be known as the "Skins"

Then they'll come after the Braves and Indians next

Saltydog
07-03-2020, 11:09 AM
I'd go in a completely different direction and "not do a damn thing"...?..Effing ridiculous...?.

Drewbowski
07-03-2020, 11:38 AM
Supposedly Snyder has had Washington Warriors trademarked for awhile. I'd change it to Americans.

dalmuti
07-03-2020, 12:26 PM
Washington Foreskins

parabrave
07-03-2020, 12:50 PM
Whats the NFL?

Rick Danko
07-03-2020, 01:05 PM
The Soy Boy Beta Cucks

dawgday166
07-03-2020, 01:31 PM
Whats the NFL?

It is a historical venue for tackle football in the American age when tough guys existed. It reached it's peak during the 1980's when a scrawny, tough former ND QB named Joe Montana ruled the league while throwing to history's greatest WR and greatest offensive threat from Mississippi named Jerry Rice, and being chased by history's greatest LB, a lightning fast, phenomenally strong OLB from NC name Lawrence Taylor. Montana/Rice were complimented on the D side of the ball by history's greatest DB in Ronnie Lott. Taylor and Lott quite often ended other players' careers early due to the violence they produced with their devastating hits (Theisman/Icky Woods).

Upon retirement of those 4 players, the NFL deteriorated into a bunch of primadonnas only consumed with how much they made, political correctness, and eventually became extinct during the Covid-19 pandemic in 2020.

msstate7
07-03-2020, 01:35 PM
It is a historical venue for tackle football in the American age when tough guys existed. It reached it's peak during the 1980's when a scrawny, tough former ND QB named Joe Montana ruled the league while throwing to history's greatest WR and greatest offensive threat from Mississippi named Jerry Rice, and being chased by history's greatest LB, a lightning fast, phenomenally strong OLB from NC name Lawrence Taylor. Montana/Rice were complimented on the D side of the ball by history's greatest DB in Ronnie Lott. Taylor and Lott quite often ended other players' careers early due to the violence they produced with their devastating hits (Theisman/Icky Woods).

Upon retirement of those 4 players, the NFL deteriorated into a bunch of primadonnas only consumed with how much they made, political correctness, and eventually became extinct during the Covid-19 pandemic in 2020.

Steve Atwater was a brutal safety too

Quaoarsking
07-03-2020, 01:39 PM
This is pretty cool and allows them to keep their brand

https://i.ibb.co/GP2BZgw/Washington-Warriors-logo-presentation.png

Source: https://boards.sportslogos.net/topic/122098-nfl-the-washington-redskins-become-the-warriors-update/

dawgday166
07-03-2020, 01:43 PM
Steve Atwater was a brutal safety too

Yes he was but not as good in coverage or playing the ball like Lott IMO.

Lord McBuckethead
07-03-2020, 04:09 PM
Minutemen, is what I would go with.

Duckdog
07-03-2020, 04:38 PM
Foreskins

parabrave
07-03-2020, 06:09 PM
It is a historical venue for tackle football in the American age when tough guys existed. It reached it's peak during the 1980's when a scrawny, tough former ND QB named Joe Montana ruled the league while throwing to history's greatest WR and greatest offensive threat from Mississippi named Jerry Rice, and being chased by history's greatest LB, a lightning fast, phenomenally strong OLB from NC name Lawrence Taylor. Montana/Rice were complimented on the D side of the ball by history's greatest DB in Ronnie Lott. Taylor and Lott quite often ended other players' careers early due to the violence they produced with their devastating hits (Theisman/Icky Woods).

Upon retirement of those 4 players, the NFL deteriorated into a bunch of primadonnas only consumed with how much they made, political correctness, and eventually became extinct during the Covid-19 pandemic in 2020.

And don't forget a leader who never quit and you could always count on. His name was Staubach, Captain America.

craigmid
07-03-2020, 08:31 PM
At this day and age just name them the snowflakes in honor of the butthurt society.


Go.

Would you keep it Native American related and go with something like Tribe?

Something related to something the team uses - for instance "Pigskins" for football and the fact that they used to call their O-line the Hogs? You could call it the "Pork" and it would be fitting for the town.

Do you go Patriotic historical and call it the "Calvary" so some like minded military term.

Or do you go in a total different direction?

Remove Washington too. They aren't in Washington any more. (Can you blame them?)

parabrave
07-03-2020, 09:42 PM
Foreskins

How about the Washington Bullets. Since Chicago is now the murder cap of the world Washington can use that name again.

Ari Gold
07-05-2020, 12:18 PM
KAPitals..

lastmajordog
07-05-2020, 03:26 PM
delete

BiscuitEater
07-05-2020, 06:37 PM
IF they cave and change the name, Pink ***** Hats fits.

BiscuitEater
07-06-2020, 10:22 AM
At this day and age just name them the snowflakes in honor of the butthurt society.

Sorry, won't work. Snowflakes are considered white .. thus the connotation of white privilege.

StarkVegasSteve
07-06-2020, 11:26 AM
This is obvious.....THE WASHINGTON SENTINELS. Let Shane Falco lead them out of the tunnel the first game......and with as bad as Haskins is they may put Falco in the game before half.

FISHDAWG
07-06-2020, 12:49 PM
The Spineless Bureaucrats

TaleofTwoDogs
07-07-2020, 01:13 PM
"The Landover Native Americans" or "Maryland Nancys"

schddog72
07-07-2020, 04:57 PM
[QUOTE=Irondawg;1258121]Go.

Another vote here for Foreskins.

BeardoMSU
07-07-2020, 05:25 PM
[QUOTE=Irondawg;1258121]Go.

Another vote here for Foreskins.

Just go with the "Pu$$y Grabbers"...that will be both an "honorable & proud name" for POTUS, while still keeping in the tradition of team-name immortality.**

Dawg-gone-dawgs
07-07-2020, 06:58 PM
Yellow Bellies

FISHDAWG
07-08-2020, 07:28 AM
[QUOTE=schddog72;1258707]

Just go with the "Pu$$y Grabbers"...that will be both an "honorable & proud name" for POTUS, while still keeping in the tradition of team-name immortality.**

I'm gonna miss your GIF's .... But I've just had enough of the 17'n Trump bashing .... as Sheldon Cooper would say - you just made the list

ETA - not sure what happened on the quote but this was meant for Beardo

Dannyripms
07-08-2020, 08:27 AM
I vote for foreskins

BeardoMSU
07-08-2020, 08:47 AM
[QUOTE=BeardoMSU;1258709]

I'm gonna miss your GIF's .... But I've just had enough of the 17'n Trump bashing .... as Sheldon Cooper would say - you just made the list

Bashing, lol? I genuinely meant it to be endearing..
He said it. Gotta own it.