84 year old Lady wins..........

[West Tn Dawg]

a new Altima at the Ole Piss basketball game. Putt for a car and she made it from one end of the floor to the other. I bet Cannon is about ready to pull these new car promotions!

[KOdawg1]

Cannon is having to pony up lately

[MaroonFlounder]

a new Altima at the Ole Piss basketball game. Putt for a car and she made it from one end of the floor to the other. I bet Cannon is about ready to pull these new car promotions!

That new Altima is a fantastic sedan. Got the wife one. She loves it.

[starkvegasdawg]

An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.

[BeastMan]

An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.

That would be a jagged little pill to swallow

[Lord McBuckethead]

Don't think that is ironic.

[BeardoMSU]

An old man...turned 98. He won the lottery. Died the next day. Isn't it ironic. Don't you think? A little too ironic.

God herself...

https://24.media.tumblr.com/0da75d1f496f3f40db6cb76ff2c4bdf4/tumblr_mqgpnu855S1qf9tibo1_500.gif

[Homedawg]

Cannon is having to pony up lately

They have insurance on it. Doesn't cost much. Like a hole in one insurance at a golf tourney.

[Skydawg1]

Don't think that is ironic.It's coincidence.

[The Federalist Engineer]

It's coincidence.

Correct, just a sucky thing but not irony.

Irony, is winning the lottery, after pledging the winnings to charity. But you made the pledge thinking you would never win. Or you can’t pay a debt of $2000 so you hand over a $5 power ball ticket as your last asset- and it pays your creditor $500M.

One thing has to relate to the other.

For Smootness: The power ball ticket would need to handed over spitefully and facetiously, then it's irony. I meant that but I was typing on a phone.

[smootness]

Correct, just a sucky thing but not irony.

Irony, is winning the lottery, after pledging the winnings to charity. But you made the pledge thinking you would never win. Or you can’t pay a debt of $2000 so you hand over a $5 power ball ticket as your last asset- and it pays your creditor $500M.

One thing has to relate to the other.

Eh, those aren't really irony, either.

Irony would be winning the lottery, then dying of the shock of winning the lottery.

[BeastMan]

Don't think that is ironic.

Agreed. It’s more like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

[ShotgunDawg]

Agreed. It’s more like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

https://i.gifer.com/8kwW.gif

[The Federalist Engineer]

Eh, those aren't really irony, either.

Irony would be winning the lottery, then dying of the shock of winning the lottery.

Eh, No

Only if you died of shock after saying you could never be fazed by money and had been known to scold others about it.

Things gotta be related and there has to be a twist

But dying of shock would suck.

This link is not irony, but it's the greatest lottery prank in a television program

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZGxptI3InY

[smootness]

No, what I posted is definitely irony.

You could argue it would make it more ironic if you wrote a book on more money leading to a longer life, then entered the lottery in an effort to win and prove the argument, then did win and died of the shock of winning the lottery.

Yeah, that would be more ironic.

[TUSK]

https://youtu.be/R36nn5hFsg8

[BeastMan]

No, what I posted is definitely irony.

You could argue it would make it more ironic if you wrote a book on more money leading to a longer life, then entered the lottery in an effort to win and prove the argument, then did win and died of the shock of winning the lottery.

Yeah, that would be more ironic.

It would be like a no smoking sign on your cigarette break

[lastmajordog]

Did they make the football player give it up>>???

[BeastMan]

Did they make the football player give it up>>???

It's a free ride when you've already paid

[BeardoMSU]

https://youtu.be/R36nn5hFsg8

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9bc0513fc928daf9a22a70e89776d403/tenor.gif?itemid=14109437

[from same film as above, lol]