Final Tuesday Update

[Bert Stare]

Things will be leaking out to the main stream media sources tonight. It will come from UL sources, so expect Ross Dellenger to break the news first. Napier deal is done. Welcome to MSU, Mr. Napier.

to recap: moorhead is gone, rosebowl is so wrong it hurts, Napier is the new coach

[Jack Lambert]

I'm 55. 7:00 is late for me.

[maroonmania]

You 'da man Bert!

[DogsofAnarchy]

The Legend of Bert!!

[TUSK]

I'm 55. 7:00 is late for me.

It's gettin' there, ain't it, buddy? (I'm fiddy)

[preachermatt83]

#LongLiveBert

[yjnkdawg]

The Bert Train Moves On Forward................. . Let's derail that Lane Train and turn it into a pile of scrap metal.

[Santiago]

Horka should be allowed to give "professional tips" to some media on twitter.

[msstate7]

I thought the deal was done Saturday, and there was gonna be a presser today

[chef dixon]

Going to be a lot of butthurt people ripping Bert even if this is true

[Coursesuper]

I'm 55. 7:00 is late for me.

You damn right Jack. Plus early rising is an occupational hazard.

[Bdawg]

Bert, this is your last hoorah with me. Something better happen tonight, buddy or I'm gunna have to check out. I'm pullin for ya though!!

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

Things will be leaking out to the main stream media sources tonight. It will come from UL sources, so expect Ross Dellenger to break the news first. Napier deal is done. Welcome to MSU, Mr. Napier.

to recap: moorhead is gone, rosebowl is so wrong it hurts, Napier is the new coach

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[Duckdog]

Yall better pucker up and start kissing berts ass

[jtwoody1]

Going to be a lot of butthurt people ripping Bert even if this is true

There will be a bunch of Berthurt people alright

[bulldogcountry1]

Bert acquired such legendary status in a short amount of time that nobody seems to care that he was wrong the whole time.

[Turfdawg67]

Things will be leaking out to the main stream media sources tonight. It will come from UL sources, so expect Ross Dellenger to break the news first. Napier deal is done. Welcome to MSU, Mr. Napier.

to recap: moorhead is gone, rosebowl is so wrong it hurts, Napier is the new coach

Well... I hope you're right. I said I'd ban myself for 6 months if you were right... I hope I AM BANNED!

[deadheaddawg]

There will be a bunch of Berthurt people alright

I haven't believed him. Still don't. But if we get Napier I will not be berthurt... ..I will love Bert Starre like he was my own son

[timotheus]

Let Billy and John chat first.

[BuckyIsAB****]

Tick tock Bert. I called it for Judge (disappointingly) the other night. So I hope you're right. But its 8:04.

[deadheaddawg]

Tick tock Bert. I called it for Judge (disappointingly) the other night. So I hope you're right. But its 8:04.

Skynyrd is doing soundcheck right now

Train roll on many miles from my home,
See, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.

[BuckyIsAB****]

Skynyrd is doing soundcheck right now

Train roll on many miles from my home,
See, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Bert feels the wind blow
Outside his door means he'sss
Leavin ol Billy at homee

Tuesdays gone with the wind
Billy is gone with the wind

[Mobile Bay]

You are absolutely full of crap Bert. You are just stirring up crap because you are an Ole Miss fan. Post proof or GTFO. Because it's obvious you are spinning fairy tales.

[Pennywise]

If this is true...

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[BeardoMSU]

You are absolutely full of crap Bert. You are just stirring up crap because you are an Ole Miss fan. Post proof or GTFO. Because it's obvious you are spinning fairy tales.

fyi, Enforcer has already cleared him, and stated emphatically he knows who he is, he is not a Reb, he is in fact all MSU, and also is NOT C34.

[ShotgunDawg]

Sark is now being rumored.

Not sure I believe you anymore Bert

[BeardoMSU]

Sark is now being rumored.

Not sure I believe you anymore Bert

I think this whole thing was started to generate clicks. Welp, it worked...

[BuckyIsAB****]

Sark is now being rumored.

Not sure I believe you anymore Bert

Shotgun you cant have a picture of Napier and Bert in your posts and do something as blasphemous as this

[Mobile Bay]

fyi, Enforcer has already cleared him, and stated emphatically he knows who he is, he is not a Reb, he is in fact all MSU, and also is NOT C34.

Without proof I think Enforcer has been deceived.

[Bert Stare]

Sark is now being rumored.

Not sure I believe you anymore Bert

An Alabama beat writer?!? After all that we have been through together? This is the hill you choose to make a stand on? I have withstood far greater smoke militias than an Alabama beat writer.

Napier is the next coach.

[ShotgunDawg]

An Alabama beat writer?!? After all that we have been through together? This is the hill you choose to make a stand on? I have withstood far greater smoke militias than an Alabama beat writer.

Napier is the next coach.

But you said tonight it would start to leak.

Nothing has leaked & now we're hearing about Sark. Would seem something better start leaking soon

[OLJWales]

ED be like the gremlins on Orian's Belt and Bert and his adviser be like Men in Black


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9sd10CHAP8

[Dawgface]

Yeah...when is the leak happening?

[defiantdog]

Y?all are some impatient bastards

[hacker]

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[DownwardDawg]

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Nice. Maybe it's starting.

[BuckyIsAB****]

An Alabama beat writer?!? After all that we have been through together? This is the hill you choose to make a stand on? I have withstood far greater smoke militias than an Alabama beat writer.

Napier is the next coach.

Ban the traitor

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

Y?all are some impatient bastards

impatient or delusional?

[hacker]

Nice. Maybe it's starting.

I think you read that wrong. The guy Bert said would leak it tonight said "no" to renewed contact with Napier

[JoseBrown]

Things will be leaking out to the main stream media sources tonight. It will come from UL sources, so expect Ross Dellenger to break the news first. Napier deal is done. Welcome to MSU, Mr. Napier.

to recap: moorhead is gone, rosebowl is so wrong it hurts, Napier is the new coach

That makes me Happy As shit! Never doubted you were in the Know! You done great Only Under immense pressure!

Bert stare got Everything Right The whole way!!q (considering napier is named, i will give you tomorrow)

[Bert Stare]

I think you read that wrong. The guy Bert said would leak it tonight said "no" to renewed contact with Napier

Hold on to your hat. Dellenger ain't in the loop yet. Patience. Napier is the next coach.

[BeardoMSU]

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Whoops.....guess we're gonna have to find another Muppet...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qP2hXUwQTM&t=18s

[dawgday166]

That makes me Happy As shit! Never doubted you were in the Know! You done great Only Under immense pressure!

Bert stare got Everything Right The whole way!!q (considering napier is named, i will give you tomorrow)

Now we did get better under strain ... That was Mullen. As Joe would say "we got better in all three phases of the game".

Bert, I'm wavering bruh.

[TrapGame]

"Not in the loop yet."

C'mon Bert. You're laying it on too thick now.

[defiantdog]

I clearly believe Bert works with (not for) Napier?s agent in some way. I expect us to hear that Napier will hold a meeting with his team in the morning. If things don?t leak..... it means Napier told his agent that he wants his team to know before the world..... only makes sense.

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

"Not in the loop yet."

C'mon Bert. You're laying it on too thick now.

But yet we are hanging on his every word.....

[PMDawg]

Nice. Maybe it's starting.

Yeah, you're reading that wrong. That's an Ole Miss fan cracking a joke about the agent thing and Ross reconfirming there is no deal with Napier.

[Mobile Bay]

Hold on to your hat. Dellenger ain't in the loop yet. Patience. Napier is the next coach.

You are full of shit.

[Bubb Rubb]

My final Tuesday update - Napier still isn't coming. He still doesn't want this job.

[SignalToNoise]

When you say "nothing has changed!", I guess you mean "Napier is being announced on Tuesday" has changed? Because that seems to have changed.

[BuckyIsAB****]

Hold on to your hat. Dellenger ain't in the loop yet. Patience. Napier is the next coach.

Looped em

[Pennywise]

When you say "nothing has changed!", I guess you mean "Napier is being announced on Tuesday" has changed? Because that seems to have changed.

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[TUSK]

Hey, guys,,,, I've been lurking, and rootin'....

But I gotta ask this: "WTF are y'all doin'?"

GD, at this point, stealin' Gus (less Les's Horseshoe) would seem like a 'win'....

That being said, less Moorhead is better... wait... wha>????

[Ari Gold]

Hey, guys,,,, I've been lurking, and rootin'....

But I gotta ask this: "WTF are y'all doin'?"

GD, at this point, stealin' Gus (less Les's Horseshoe) would seem like a 'win'....

That being said, less Moorhead is better... wait... wha>????

Good luck Monday night ... oh damn never mind

[TUSK]

Good luck Monday night ... oh damn never mind

I'll retro claim it as my 829th NC after gettin' ripped off for "Mulligan #2", this year....

[defiantdog]

Looks like the Sark rumors are true.... he’s got a blank twitter profile and it only says father and football coach..... time to accept reality.

[CadaverDawg]

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[msu15]

Hey, guys,,,, I've been lurking, and rootin'....

But I gotta ask this: "WTF are y'all doin'?"

GD, at this point, stealin' Gus (less Les's Horseshoe) would seem like a 'win'....

That being said, less Moorhead is better... wait... wha>????

You mean that guy that just beat you in Auburn for the 2nd time in a row?

[bulldawg28]

Sark come on down! He's way more equipped to be our new coach than Napier!

[Lloyd Christmas]

Looks like the Sark rumors are true.... he’s got a blank twitter profile and it only says father and football coach..... time to accept reality.

Sarkisian's twitter profile has looked that way for three years. It took me two seconds using the wayback machine to prove you're a retard.

[StoneDawg]

Sark is a better hire than Napier.

[Lumpy Chucklelips]

Bert Stare is full of shit. Even if we do end up with Napier, it won't be because of anything he knows or has said. Congratulations though Bert. You fooled a lot of suckers for a long time. And do me this favor. Don't just go away and not say anything. After it's all over and Napier is still at ULL, come back on over and rub it in our faces really good. We all deserve it.

[Spiderman]

Bert Stare is full of shit. Even if we do end up with Napier, it won't be because of anything he knows or has said. Congratulations though Bert. You fooled a lot of suckers for a long time. And do me this favor. Don't just go away and not say anything. After it's all over and Napier is still at ULL, come back on over and rub it in our faces really good. We all deserve it.

Not all of us

[MarketingBully]

Bert Stare is full of shit. Even if we do end up with Napier, it won't be because of anything he knows or has said. Congratulations though Bert. You fooled a lot of suckers for a long time. And do me this favor. Don't just go away and not say anything. After it's all over and Napier is still at ULL, come back on over and rub it in our faces really good. We all deserve it.

Napier is an idiot for staying at UL. He allowed his agent to screw him because the OM agent didn’t want him here. If he doesn’t want to be here, **** him.

[MarketingBully]

Sark is a better hire than Napier.

There were a ton of coaches better then Napier for this job and Sark is one. I’m really not sure why we all fell in love with Napier personally especially when he has an OM agent.

[Bubb Rubb]

Not all of us

Exactly. Folks could have listened to some of us instead. Hope is a powerful motivator, though.