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MSUDAWGFAN
01-03-2020, 08:23 AM
and he says it's a done deal that Moorhead is gone. The new coach will be Billy Napier. Apparently, there are some loose lips in the stripper industry. He said that Napier's agent's best friend was visiting to tie up some loose ends undercover and as he was getting a special show told her who he was and why he was there. He said he didn't know the financial terms of the contract yet, but that MSU was in a position that we had to "Pony up" because we can't afford all of the loss of ticket sales from having Joe as our coach next year. Said the EB almost saved Joe, and it appeared as though it did, but the cluster of the MCB is what has made the news travel fast. He said expect news Friday, which is today.

Don't shoot the messenger.

TUSK
01-03-2020, 08:30 AM
It’s rolling, Baby!

hacker
01-03-2020, 08:33 AM
Yes, strippers are known for having loose lips.

Dawgbite
01-03-2020, 09:31 AM
Yeah, I'm not believing this until Cooterpoot confirms.

sonof34
01-03-2020, 09:51 AM
and he says it's a done deal that Moorhead is gone. The new coach will be Billy Napier. Apparently, there are some loose lips in the stripper industry. He said that Napier's agent's best friend was visiting to tie up some loose ends undercover and as he was getting a special show told her who he was and why he was there. He said he didn't know the financial terms of the contract yet, but that MSU was in a position that we had to "Pony up" because we can't afford all of the loss of ticket sales from having Joe as our coach next year. Said the EB almost saved Joe, and it appeared as though it did, but the cluster of the MCB is what has made the news travel fast. He said expect news Friday, which is today.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Is the stripper named Alex Gomez