Limerick Tuesday is here aGAIN

[Coach34]

Should be some good ones today since we are playing the SC Gamecocks!! Go!!

[Barking 13]

There once was a man from Nantucket.... oh never mind again...:o

[Bo Darville]

We play the cocks and will win
It will come to a field goal at the end
Mullen will grab Bell
Say you can go to hell
We use the guy who kicked Dak in the shin.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

The ship in Starkville looks to be heading for the rocks
Our asses just got destroyed by those pesky cocks
Our coaches stock is no longer a riser
We just lost to the ole visor
All my money's gone, **** those stocks

[Bo Darville]

We haven't won big, not yet
because the kicker position is set
He kicks out of sight
and missed wide right
and Hud says goodbye to Lafayette

[Dawg61]

Augustadawg is on a mission
To stop all the Dawgs from bitchin
He might as well go fishin
Cause EliteDawgs deaf to his wishin

[Bo Darville]

John Cohen's the best coach you will find
we are no longer sucking the teet from behind
But Will James thinks John is bad
He ranted, raved, and acted mad
Because John wouldn't use a guy who was blind

[Bo Darville]

I suck at this, but what the heck

[BulldogBear]

Steve is the biggest cock
His chickens'll clean our clock
The man from Ursinas
Says that is behind us
Do you wanna buy that stock?

So, we're stuck in a heckuva thicket
With no one nowhere that can kick it
'Cept some crazy hack
Who snuck up on Dak
And Spurrier knows where to stick it

[starkvegasdawg]

We're going to the Carolinas
To try to not play like a bunch of ******s
But between Clowney and Shaw
We're gonna get reamed raw
And come back some awkward walking fellas

[Op4isabitch]

So we're playing the Ol Ball Coach
Some of his recruits we should poach
But when Bracky's your man
You'll end up with a bowl ban
If you try to poach from the coach

[CadaverDawg]

With Mullen at coach it's no shock
That SC is considered a lock
But of course we will cheer
And then drown in our beer
bend over Dawgs, here comes the Cocks

[gravedigger]

Relentless effort has downgraded to strife,
so we say Hud'll bring us back to life!
While we spout X's and O's
Hud says, "Bullshit....I know"
You just want to **** my wife.

[Political Hack]

The visor will fly and we all know why,
they can't run the ball without their man guy.
Davis is hurt and they're overrated too.
Their only good win is against Mizzu.
It's gonna be ugly, and I hate to be rude,
but like in an ole miss sorority, those cocks are screwed.

[Bo Darville]

There once was a coach named Steve
Who threw his visor in the breeze
He hardened his cocks
And beat off our socks
And Mullen was told to leave

[Drugdog]

The clock says tick
The clock say tock
So sick of our team
Think we can beat the cocks?

[dickiedawg]

No one is happy we beat Kentucky,
because in the game we played sucky.
But keep this one close,
and, hell, who knows?
The Bulldogs just might get lucky.

[Op4isabitch]

Cocka doodle do
A win we are due
But our coach is named Dan
and we are stuck with this man
So I am sure the Cocks will push in our poo

[LiterallyPolice]

Some want to change coaches this season
While others are quick to cry "Treason!"
We all hope and we pray
The cocks choke one away
But they're favored by 13 for a reason