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starkvegasdawg
11-27-2019, 12:33 PM
Is Saban. Yes, that Saban. Seems he's tired of the immense pressure at AL where finishing #2 is considered a failure of a season. But the biggest reason is he's really enjoying branching into commercials and we worked a deal to defer his huge salary by promising him he can do Veranda commercials. Seems he wants to be the guy to spin around with the steak and point at it with a goofy look in his face and scream FLAVOR!

Todd4State
11-27-2019, 12:34 PM
I heard Jon Gruden.**

bulldog20
11-27-2019, 12:39 PM
My "sources" are saying the staff is already set. Feel confident in my "sources".
HC- Bill Belichick
OC - Sean Payton
DC - Nick Saban
ST - Urban Meyer/ John Harbaugh
Recruiting Coordinator - Kirby Smart
Offensive Analyst - Dabo Swinney
Defensive Analyst - Pete Carroll

parabrave
11-27-2019, 12:40 PM
I heard Jon Gruden.**

Well his brother is available right now. Plus he does have a connection to MSU.

Sienfield
11-27-2019, 01:15 PM
I wouldn't want Saben. His teams lose one game every year. He never improves from the 14-1 seasons. Freeze beat him twice. Heck, even Croom beat him.***

Goldendawg
11-27-2019, 01:17 PM
My "sources" are saying the staff is already set. Feel confident in my "sources".
HC- Bill Belichick
OC - Sean Payton
DC - Nick Saban
ST - Urban Meyer/ John Harbaugh
Recruiting Coordinator - Kirby Smart
Offensive Analyst - Dabo Swinney
Defensive Analyst - Pete Carroll

You left off the bagman and religious advisor - Hugh Freeze!

bulldog20
11-27-2019, 04:17 PM
You left off the bagman and religious advisor - Hugh Freeze!

Actually I heard it was David Saunders & Trooper Taylor for bagman. Freeze will be the team Chaplain.