dawgday166
10-14-2019, 08:51 PM
Preseason & until 1st big SEC win against upper tier SEC opponent - Bear Bryant mode.
We ain't that good. We can't block, we can't tackle, our backs are slow, our QB can't hit the side of the barn. I just don't know how we gonna beat (insert ULL, USM, K-State, KY, AU, or similar here).
Then he goes out and coaches them tough ... real tough. Then beat the fool outta all those teams.
After beating AU real solidly and when all the reporters are telling him "Damn coach .. you really are pretty good don't you think?" Then he switches to Saban mode:
"You know what you're saying? That's like poison. Rat Poison ... that's what you're feeding them. That kills their desire to get better and it's hard enough for me and my staff to keep them wanting to do that, without y'all feeding em this Rat Poison".
Then he goes out, coaches them tougher, much more tougher, and goes beat the fool out of the other teams on the schedule. Or at least let them know they were in a true 15 round heavyweight fight.
We ain't that good. We can't block, we can't tackle, our backs are slow, our QB can't hit the side of the barn. I just don't know how we gonna beat (insert ULL, USM, K-State, KY, AU, or similar here).
Then he goes out and coaches them tough ... real tough. Then beat the fool outta all those teams.
After beating AU real solidly and when all the reporters are telling him "Damn coach .. you really are pretty good don't you think?" Then he switches to Saban mode:
"You know what you're saying? That's like poison. Rat Poison ... that's what you're feeding them. That kills their desire to get better and it's hard enough for me and my staff to keep them wanting to do that, without y'all feeding em this Rat Poison".
Then he goes out, coaches them tougher, much more tougher, and goes beat the fool out of the other teams on the schedule. Or at least let them know they were in a true 15 round heavyweight fight.