Almost forgot- it's Limerick Tuesday

[Coach34]

This week's opponent? Kentucky


Elitedawgs- what ya got?

[Barking 13]

There once was a guy from Kentuckit.... never mind...

[dickiedawg]

There once was a man named Mark Stoops,
at a school known mostly for hoops.
His team was pathetic,
and don't you forget it,
something something something poops.

[BulldogBear]

I once heard a lion cry:
Not who or what but why?
I feel so left out
Of this annual bout
No Lions for Tigers and Bears, oh my!! :(

[Dawg61]

This Thursday in comes Mark Stoops
Dan Mullen takes 4th quarter poops
The Cats have forgotten their team
This board is filled with the Hud dream
Will Dan make it to a bowl
Or will Hud makes his head roll
The Cats wanna play hoops
We only beat BG by 1 oops
The Freezus got himself a hippie
Playing Defensive Line Yippie
Will the Dawgs wear all pink tops
Hope DeRunnya has no drops
Shumpert deserves to play
But Mullen won't hear what we say
Don't fire Mullen yet you fool
Oh well we're a baseball school

[starkvegasdawg]

Thursday night game of the week
And were playing a team that is so meek
After the half the students are gone
Said screw it and so long
But I'll still be there in my seat.

[DownwardDawg]

When did we start this??? This is great.

[dickiedawg]

Our Rival's big win has us reeling,
it's not a very good feeling.
We'd better act fast,
before the window has passed,
Because Mullen has reached his ceiling. ***

***Not indicative of my thoughts on the matter. But it's current and makes the rhyme work and at least some on here probably agree with it.

[dickiedawg]

Next week the schedule gets tougher,
the Mildcats provide a nice buffer,
we should get a win,
enjoy it 'cause then
some say we won't get another.

[CJDAWG85]

There is a football team from big blue
They stink worse than their own poo
Their fans were ok
For in a few days
They would get to watch some hoops

[ckDOG]

Two weeks past playing the team Green
It seems that our talent's still lean
This Thursday we meet
A team we can beat?!
If we lose, I'll say something mean!

[dickiedawg]

4-3 is what's at stake,
A good effort it will take.
The stands are bare
in the brisk fall air,
The students are home on fall break.

[MadDawg]

dickiedawg laying down some mean rhymes,
Telling us these are the lean times,
It's kind of depressing,
To hear someone stressing,
Our coach is no longer in his prime.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Along came a team from Kentucky
Hopefully we won't have to get lucky
As Mullen chews on his play card
Elitedawgs goes full retard
And says we need a coach like Bucky

[ckDOG]

Our opponents are known for their Judds
Lose and we'll call it a dud
Have faith in the dream
that Dan betters this team
Ah, **** it, just tell me "where's Hud?!"

[Coach34]

this thread is great- keep it going

[dickiedawg]

I'm sorry my rhymes make you blue,
It hurts me to say these things too.
But it's easy to write
These words that incite
More so than those that are true.

Negative's not really my deal,
But I don't know how to feel.
Lets get on a roll
And go to a bowl,
Then I'll be happy, for real.

[MadDawg]

Seconded Coach - these are GREAT!!

[BhamDawg]

The 2nd half of our season is about to get started,
So far this year Mullen has looked
faint-hearted,
And with the same line,
I was burned on last time,
Give me Kentucky +10 and call me retarded.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

If the wildcats come in
And we take it on the chin
Our defense will be to blame
The play calling was lame
Another postgame shit eating grin

[chef dixon]

Thursday night Dan will start Prescott
He will be benched once he gets hot
Shumpert will not play,
and Nickoe will hobble all day
But thank God we don't play in the Vaught

[BulldogBear]

There's no way Dak will start
'Cause Danny believes in his heart
Tyler is the one
To get the job done
And put the horse back before the cart

But some of us know better
Dak is the best go-getter
It's best not to have another
Don't need nobody's #1 ranked brother
Nor a @#$%& NCAA letter

So, we'll beat the Big Blue
And Danny will spew
How the offense is fixed
But we really been tricksed
It's all just a load of poo

He'll think the Rebels are crappin'
And we'll catch Spurrier nappin'
But we've seen it before
Oh, we're hoping for more
But we know what's going to happen

[Political Hack]

Big blue will be quite sober
by the 25th of October
because they have no chance in hell
when the burial grounds fill with cowbell
they will think that they have it made
when they walk into Davis-Wade
but their hope will change to sadness
when the realize it's not March Madness

[Drugdog]

Stoops is in town
He's gonna leave with a frown
Dak, Lt and Russel
Will show who has more muscle

Commercials are there after a great play,
Scott can you please not show them on this day,
The crowd is loud and pumped
But hear Columbus Ortho makes me want to take a dump

Brackey is watching look stop our fun
I wish he would go **** a nun
Leave us alone, and get the hell out
You could hear all of Elitedawgs shout

So score and score more
Let's show Jean the door
No longer will he get info and cohorts
Really it's time to turn in your jorts.

We are 4-3 not bad indeed
Let Dak and Tyler take their turn
Man I wish we had back those last 10 seconds at Auburn.

[CadaverDawg]

Limerick day is here
Many have drawn a tear
Now let's watch Hud tonight
Then Thursday's Dog and Cat fight
Then meltdown time, pour me a beer!

[gravedigger]

We were told we would spread the fun
When relf took snaps from the gun
Our team made its goals
By making three bowls
NOW bitching is more fun for some.

[bully99]

A week before Halloween
The students are nowhere to be seen.

Dan Mullen looks sullen while getting his ass kicked from here to Fort Cullen .

Stoops brings a bad Kentucky team and a fifth of Bourbon while state fans say we want no more of what Dan is servin.

One fan left early with a crick in his neck while others quickly followed sitting next to a prick in the upper deck.

As the game ends Dan leaves without his signature win, the blackbears hold up their shark fin while State fans say that is a mortal sin.

As the night comes to a close and State fans take it hard, somebody puts a for sale sign in Dan's front yard.

[CadaverDawg]

The Fans are taking their shots
Is Mullen connecting the dots
No more lack of identity
Or shit like "we're happy to be 3-3"
It's time for Danno to shit or get off the pot

[Will James]

With Tyler at quarter back
He stands there and takes a sack
The offense is mud
Makes me want to hire Hud
So dear God lets please just play Dak

[Political Hack]

With Tyler at quarter back
He stands there and takes a sack
The offense is mud
Makes me want hire Hud
So dear God lets please just play Dak

I hate that that was good.

[gravedigger]

"Is play calling really that hard?"
The board asks as it goes full retard
Then we all say, "oh, hell"
Cause it's easy to tell
When Dan starts to chew on his card.

[CadaverDawg]

My exclamation point on Limerick Tuesday....

Whether Coaching or Devon Bell
This team is frustrating as Hell
Nobody can tell me what's Up,
Is it just my Stadium Cup?
Or is it this Team that Smells?

[gravedigger]

Their recruiting class just seems to click
And we agree they're lead by a prick
But whatever the season
we all know the reason
Our roadrunners refuse to ___ ____.

[Political Hack]

Their recruiting class just seems to click
And we agree they're lead by a prick
But whatever the season
we all know the reason
Our roadrunners refuse to suck dick

bravo

[Coach34]

Their recruiting class just seems to click
And we agree they're lead by a prick
But whatever the season
we all know the reason
Our roadrunners refuse to ___ ____.

If I want a stat- I'm going to Engie. If I want a limerick- I'm now going to gravedigger

[Op4isabitch]

Here comes the team from Kentucky
Their players are suppose to be sucky
They'll push our shit in
Then leave with a grin
I wish we had a coach like Bucky

[Political Hack]

Everyone knows it's Kentucky week.
a 4 & 3 record is what we seek.
Wish I had a better attitude,
but an Ole miss win ruined my mood.
Screw that Beaver faced geek.

[slickdawg]

Football season is half over,
Except for a guy in a Range Rover.
It now burns when he pees,
Because he's got some bad STD's.
Courtesy the professional paid to be his lover.

[BulldogBear]

Football season is half over,
Except for a guy in a Range Rover.
It now burns when he pees,
Because he's got some bad STD's.
Courtesy the professional paid to be his lover.

Ouch

[BulldogBear]

So, Thursday we play 'Caintuck
Supposedly, we don't need luck
But if our plays don't work
Just give me a jerk
'Cause I sure won't give much of a _______

[gravedigger]

They read, but cant post, so they loiter
and masturbate to Yancy Porter
they bitch and they whine
and we all know it's time
for Coach to get a restraining order

[Political Hack]

They read, but cant post, so they loiter
and masturbate to Yancy Porter
they bitch and they whine
and we all know it's time
for Coach to get a restraining order

gold jerry, gold.

[Op4isabitch]

Hughes speeches are somewhat retarded
I can't tell if its his breath or he farted
His tweets are a sin
But his recruits all buy in
Because paying their bills has now started

[slickdawg]

They read, but cant post, so they loiter
and masturbate to Yancy Porter
they bitch and they whine
and we all know it's time
for Coach to get a restraining order


Bravo!

[Will James]

So yeah, the bears beat L-S-U
And our season is making me blue
But on Thanksgiving night
The Dawgs put up a fight
Then we'll win our own Compass Bowl too!

[Op4isabitch]

So yeah, the bears beat L-S-U
And our season is making me blue
But on Thanksgiving night
The Dawgs put up a fight
Then we'll win our own Compass Bowl too!

Well done!

[BulldogBear]

So many worthy limericks today plus some other forms of poetry apparently as well ;)

Hard to pick a favorite or winner

[LiterallyPolice]

Dammit I don't read the board for a few hours and I miss the first Limerick Tuesday!

The first half of the season was sucky
Made worse by Ole Miss getting lucky
You may think it couldn't
Get worse, but you shouldn't
Forget that we may lose to Kentucky

Shameless Plug For Internet Cred: I take full credit for the idea of Limerick Tuesday, and all the subsequent awesomeness in this and future threads.

[BulldogBear]

The first half of the season was sucky
Made worse by Ole Miss getting lucky
You may think it couldn't
Get worse, but you shouldn't
Forget that we may lose to Kentucky



Ok, you win

[Jack Lambert]

They think they can win
But if they don't
They will at least know
Where to buy a Mercedes Benz