Caption This.....

[ShotgunDawg]

From last night....

https://i.imgur.com/ziH7nbK.jpg

[ShotgunDawg]

"And that's why I'm not wearing my wrestling belt right now"

[starkvegasdawg]

Have you seen my tricycle? I swear I left it right here.

[SaintDawg]

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

[Coldsleeve]

"And that's when I popped off"

[Martianlander]

Sometimes I like to play with myself in public.

[notsofarawaydawg]

"Shake this hand because the other one is busy right now."

[mstatefan91]

Oh, so he's not my Rowdy?

[ShotgunDawg]

"Shake this hand because the other one is busy right now."

Early leader in the clubhouse

[ScoobaDawg]

Just him being more disrespectful...shaking a hand with your other in your back is disrespectful. and then he goes and tries to use his left hand, which he has shit all over ***

[ScoobaDawg]

One looks professional. One looks like a mismatched frat boy.

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

Let me guess, Bjork has a subpoena in his pocket. Wouldn't be the first time...

[BeardoMSU]

Cohen: "What's up with those grey slacks, Ross? Did you just leave a Civil War reenactment, or something?"

Bjork: "Hey! I keep tellin' people, John...it's called the "War of Northern Aggression"! I mean, how the **** can a war between two sovereign nations be called a GD civil war?!?! Damn northern revisionism..."

Cohen: "Uh...."

Bjork: "Plus, Grey is [I]IN nowadays, John...and nothing looks faster on the field, or more majestic...we call it 'Confederate-chic'

Cohen: "I suppose grey does match well with y'all's baby blues..."

Bjork: [interrupting again] "It's 'Powder Blue', GD-it....It's all part of our #IAMAREBEL re-branding campaign, John. It's OBVIOUS!"

Cohen: "Ah, powder blue...That's right..."

Cohen: [after a pause, and with a slight smirk and turn of the head] "What does any of that have to do with Sharks, though?"

Bjork: [visibly fuming] FLAGSHIP, JOHN! FLAGSHIP!

Cohen: "OK, Ross [LOL]...have fun with that....btw, your majestic-grey-baby-blue-flagship-sharks are down there losing 8-1..."

Bjork:......

https://media3.giphy.com/media/eFifJQ2SUYxO0/giphy.gif

[Lord McBuckethead]

Who shakes hands with their Left?

[shoeless joe]

Sexting in the dugout vs. hookers on the company dime....aaaaannnnndddd GO!!!

[CadaverDawg]

Bjork: "That's why we prefer cold tenders in tha Grove over this warm buffet style food"

Cohen (in his head): "Wtf is this douche talking to the Intense Bastard about chicken tenders for?"

[gtowndawg]

"I've found if I put one hand in my pocket and stand just so the recruits seem to notice more."

[PMDawg]

From last night....

https://i.imgur.com/ziH7nbK.jpg

I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is left hanging....







that's a song reference for you youngsters.

[TrapGame]

Bjork: "John, just because I wear tennis shoes with slacks does not make me a douche bag."

Cohen: "Yeah, right."

[CadaverDawg]

From last night....

https://i.imgur.com/ziH7nbK.jpg

Cohen: "Ross, quickly give me a reason not to shove this bottle of Dasani right down your throat..."

Ross: "well, I mean, first of all I've had bigger"

[Todd4State]

When you win the Governor's Cup again I'll make sure our athletic department staff doesn't pop off again.

[Percho]

Sometimes I like to play with myself in public.

OR Have you got any away games?

[KOdawg1]

Cohen: "Ross, quickly give me a reason not to shove this bottle of Dasani right down your throat..."

Ross: "well, I mean, first of all I've had bigger"

Winner

[Thick]

“John, are you going to have any openings on your staff in the very near future?”

[mparkerfd20]

I told Hugh if he wanted another chick just use his left hand like this.

[LC Dawg]

"Yeah, but would State keep paying you if you did just half the stupid shit that I've done?"

[Dental Dawg33]

From last night....

https://i.imgur.com/ziH7nbK.jpg

Bjork: .....and that?s how I won my heavy weight wrestling belt

Cohen: You do know wrestling is fake?

Bjork: (tears fill his eyes) No, I earned it

[PKADogs55]

Ross: And that is the story of My First Pegging!
John: 17 17 17 ... Where was that 17ing Exit.

[ElectroDawg]

Ross: That was not me ok... If you look closely at the video that guy was flapping with his right hand. I’ve always flapped with my left hand and Freeze can verify that. Here, feel how soft my left hand is.

John: So that’s what you thought I meant when I said you blew your SHOT as Ole Miss AD?

[bulldawg28]

"And that's why I'm not wearing my wrestling belt right now"

You must spread rep around before giving

[RocketDawg]

One looks professional. One looks like a mismatched frat boy.

Wearing deck shoes with dress pants ....

Is the picture reversed or is he actually offering to shake with his left hand? Or maybe just making a gesture?

Actually, I think Bjork is a pretty good speaker given all that he has to work with and cover up. He can BS with the best of them.

[somebodyshotmypaw]

"So according to the text messages, Hugh took his left hand and put it on the back of her head like this, then pushed her on down."