Story I heard

[tireddawg]

JoMo was in the latrine taking a good one Sun morning reading the paper after the FL game, while MJ or MH or CH or maybe it was BS, or both, can't remember, kicked in the door and said, "you reading what they saying about our offense? Your offense? It sucks! Now you're gonna get your ass off that toilet you SOB and get out here and figure it out or I/we quit. At that point only the sound of a splash was heard. Jo jumped up, without wiping, and said "yes sir, please don't go, I'll have it figured out by the next game.

My source is very reliable.

[BeardoMSU]

I heard the same story, but pretty sure he was reading a Guns & Ammo***

https://youtu.be/kLY7WIpjSds?t=78

[Bothrops]

Did he shake their hands after he said that though?

[Dawgbite]

I'm calling Bullshat on this story. When that door was kicked in the ole sphincter tightened up tight as a drum, no way he dropped a free fall deuce.

[tireddawg]

I'm calling Bullshat on this story. When that door was kicked in the ole sphincter tightened up tight as a drum, no way he dropped a free fall deuce.

Apparently it scared the shit out of him.

[starkvegasdawg]

I'm calling Bullshat on this story. When that door was kicked in the ole sphincter tightened up tight as a drum, no way he dropped a free fall deuce.

He had a fifth of Taaka vodka after the game. You can't tighten up enough to keep things in after that.

[BeardoMSU]

He had a fifth of Taaka vodka after the game.

Oh god....

I remember a buddy and I back in undergrad reenacting that Napal-shots scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with Taaka....not my finest moment, lol.

[Coldsleeve Jr.]

Heard same thing except JoMo was using toilet like this

https://i.postimg.cc/wMQ7TdQ7/93104-E2-E-B2-C5-4782-85-FB-D47-E446-FDF7-A.jpg