Crappy Bowl #19: Auburn vs Purdue

[TUSK]

Gus Bus is off to a nice start..... 7-0 early....

[Hawkeyegoofball]

Gus Bus is off to a nice start..... 7-0 early....

Yeah, but Purdue trucked Ohio State.

...

Whatever.

:)

[West Tn Dawg]

At least they have a good crowd! All I've seen so far have been empty stadiums.

[Hawkeyegoofball]

At least they have a good crowd! All I've seen so far have been empty stadiums.

No kidding. Bowl season has been pretty brutal thus far. In all respects.

[BrunswickDawg]

Purdue showing how elite and deep the B1G is.***

That INT was terrible.

[hacker]

21-0 with 6:00 left in 1st quarter. Good lord, will there be any good games this year?

[msstate7]

21-0 with 6:00 left in 1st quarter. Good lord, will there be any good games this year?

Vandy game was entertaining last night even though defenses were horrible

[Commercecomet24]

Does Purdue practice defense?****

[Hawkeyegoofball]

21-0 with 6:00 left in 1st quarter. Good lord, will there be any good games this year?

21-7, now.

But still....

Brohm should have left for Louisville or the NFL. He's a really good coach and his team hasn't shown much of anything thus far.

Let's just put this out there and settle things once and for all: The B1G West is not very good. Period.

:)

Peace.

[West Tn Dawg]

Who is this friggin color guy? He is a motor mouth that won't shut up!:mad:

[Hawkeyegoofball]

Who is this friggin color guy? He is a motor mouth that won't shut up!:mad:

Don't know. Horrible.

#40 is confused. Doesn't know the call. Pull a time out.

Dang it guys...COMMUNICATION!!!!

That's on the coaching staff.

[starkvegasdawg]

Who is this friggin color guy? He is a motor mouth that won't shut up!:mad:

Been wondering the same thing. As the old saying goes his tongue must be hung in the middle so it can run at both ends.

[Dawgowar]

And it needs to be said. Who arrived at Purdue at any era in U.S. history and thought "Hey, know what? Crap Brown with faded gold makes some damn good fighting colors! Bet we could market the heck out of that! I mean, we are the Boilermakers right? Get me a cold lemonade with a mayo and cheese sandwich, I need to get my blood sugar back up after that!"

Hawks, do their supporters wear Leisure Suits and puka shells to Big10 games?

[starkvegasdawg]

35-7 after 17:06 of football. 35-7.

[Bully13]

Damn. SEC speed is still dominant.

[Commercecomet24]

Purdue's defense is crap. Slow, slow, slow. How did they blow out Ohio State? Geez Urban, this Auburn team is mediocre.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

And it needs to be said. Who arrived at Purdue at any era in U.S. history and thought "Hey, know what? Crap Brown with faded gold makes some damn good fighting colors! Bet we could market the heck out of that! I mean, we are the Boilermakers right? Get me a cold lemonade with a mayo and cheese sandwich, I need to get my blood sugar back up after that!"

Hawks, do their supporters wear Leisure Suits and puka shells to Big10 games?

Big 10 is all about the overalls.

[Hawkeyegoofball]

And it needs to be said. Who arrived at Purdue at any era in U.S. history and thought "Hey, know what? Crap Brown with faded gold makes some damn good fighting colors! Bet we could market the heck out of that! I mean, we are the Boilermakers right? Get me a cold lemonade with a mayo and cheese sandwich, I need to get my blood sugar back up after that!"

Hawks, do their supporters wear Leisure Suits and puka shells to Big10 games?

Ha ha ha! That's a damn good take. :)

Purdue is a really, really good school. One of he best engineering programs in the country. I don't know much of anything about what else they're good at, other than having the world's largest marching band drum.

I haven't seen them in leisure suits and/or puka shells @ Iowa. I've been to their home stadium in West Lafayette, IN - and, frankly, it sucks. 3x more Iowa fans than Purdue that day (and others).

Other than Drew Breese, they got little going for them in football.

They're not like Georgia Tech (who REALLY dress up for games, i.e., circa 1920s with hats, dresses, mustache wax and vests).

Most Purdue people are very cool and don't drink much if at all.

Damn intellectuals!

[RocketDawg]

No kidding. Bowl season has been pretty brutal thus far. In all respects.

The Texas Bowl last night had a pretty decent attendance. Some have been practically empty.

[DancingRabbit]

35-7 after 17:06 of football. 35-7.

Dang, Gus might hang a hundred on them.

It would be nice to see some competitive bowl games (except for ours).

[Bully13]

41-7. Pick 6 for the barn.

[starkvegasdawg]

So far averaging 2.3 points per minute of play.

[Dawgowar]

and with that lineman pick 6 the Purdue cheering section rallies....

"Dignity! Dignity! Give us back our Digniteeeeeeee!"

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Ha ha ha! That's a damn good take. :)

Purdue is a really, really good school. One of he best engineering programs in the country. I don't know much of anything about what else they're good at, other than having the world's largest marching band drum.

I haven't seen them in leisure suits and/or puka shells @ Iowa. I've been to their home stadium in West Lafayette, IN - and, frankly, it sucks. 3x more Iowa fans than Purdue that day (and others).

Other than Drew Breese, they got little going for them in football.

They're not like Georgia Tech (who REALLY dress up for games, i.e., circa 1920s with hats, dresses, mustache wax and vests).

Most Purdue people are very cool and don't drink much if at all.

Damn intellectuals!
Didn't they beat Iowa this year, guess they have that going for them.

[Dawgowar]

Dang, Gus might hang a hundred on them.

It would be nice to see some competitive bowl games (except for ours).

Prediction on ESPN halftime interview with Gus....

'Coach, focus for the second half?'

'Yes, Purdue.....

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[msstate7]

I'm glad stigham is moving on. Slayton, Williams, and Schwartz look like the making of a good WR group.

[RocketDawg]

52-7 now with over 5 minutes left in the half.

Not sure I've seen a score like that in any game, ever.

[TUSK]

Dear Santa,

What's it like to be a Bammer? Just for one day?

Sincerely,

Barner

[Hawkeyegoofball]

Didn't they beat Iowa this year, guess they have that going for them.

Yessir.

38-36 @ Purdue.

Walk off field goal.

[msstate7]

Think brohm is rethinking that Louisville decision? He is being completely embarrassed

[TUSK]

52-7 now with over 5 minutes left in the half.

Not sure I've seen a score like that in any game, ever.

:confused:

[Goldendawg]

What do you expect when 6-6 Big 10 teams are picked to play an even 7-5 SEC west team? Gotta fill those 100** bowls with teams somehow. Their officials don't know a 6 from an 8 either. Must have the EGG Bowl crew.

[TrapGame]

Purdue is totally and completely outmatched. AU's 7-5 is a bit misleading. They got way more talent than Purdue. The SEC is just a hell of a grind.

[Goldendawg]

Gus throwing ahead 49 - 7 and not even halftime. Easy to see he and Freeze are friends. The may have to run the clock in the second half to keep AU from scoring 100. Genius Color Man just stated that it was going to be hard for Purdue to catch up.

[starkvegasdawg]

Auburn now with a MCB record with 56 points. Old record was West Virginia with 49 against the sharks.

[CadaverDawg]

52-7 now with over 5 minutes left in the half.

Not sure I've seen a score like that in any game, ever.

What game you watching, Rocket? Haha, or better yet...what you drinking?

[Coursesuper]

Now the barners are just getting shitty, still throwing up 42 in the first half. Gus is pouring it on trying to save his own ass.

[starkvegasdawg]

Purdue just being little bitches now.

[TUSK]

Gus throwing ahead 49 - 7 and not even halftime. Easy to see he and Freeze are friends.

He's definitely making a statement....

I just wonder to whom and what it says???

[msstate7]

If I were Gus, I'd try and put 100 on them. If brohm doesn't like it, stop it or forfeit. Gus has caught all kinds of hell lately (deservedly)... he should make a statement by dropping 100 on Purdue

[Bully13]

Auburn now with a MCB record with 56 points. Old record was West Virginia with 49 against the sharks.

Good grief. 56 points and the halfs not over. Purdue is upset and barn not relenting. Brawl still has potential prior to final tick. Every barn possesion has resulted in TD.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Purdue just being little bitches now.

Jesus, Purdue players can't even land an elbow shot while standing over an Auburn player.

[Coursesuper]

He's definitely making a statement....

I just wonder to whom and what it says???

Please don't fire me without paying me my full buyout.

[Goldendawg]

He's definitely making a statement....

I just wonder to whom and what it says???

And the statement is, "I can put up 70 against terrible opponents just like Ole Miss".

[Bully13]

Purdue QB makes a bi sexual slide 1 yd shy of the marker then takes a sack on next play.

[Goldendawg]

Good grief. 56 points and the halfs not over. Purdue is upset and barn not relenting. Brawl still has potential prior to final tick. Every barn possesion has resulted in TD.

They better stop these terrible "brawls" or Stanky will call both to the SEC office for "timeout"!

[Goldendawg]

Purdue QB makes a bi sexual slide 1 yd shy of the marker then takes a sack on next play.

Know nothing about his sexuality, but a QB at both the college and pro level should be considered a RB after crossing the line of scrimmage to run. Average career of a Pro RB 2.5 years, Pro QB's into their late 30's, if pretty good, with two hand touch rules.

[Hawkeyegoofball]

If I were Gus, I'd try and put 100 on them. If brohm doesn't like it, stop it or forfeit. Gus has caught all kinds of hell lately (deservedly)... he should make a statement by dropping 100 on Purdue

Hey, if you can hang it on 'em, then hang it on 'em.

Brohm didn't get his team ready for Auburn. 20+ days of prep and Purdue shows up like this?

Not that they were going to beat Auburn, but come on....they're not even close to being competitive.

This is a joke.

[Goldendawg]

Hey, if you can hang it on 'em, then hang it on 'em.

Brohm didn't get his team ready for Auburn. 20+ days of prep and Purdue shows up like this?

Not that they were going to beat Auburn, but come on....they're not even close to being competitive.

This is a joke.

Bad news is that is probably as ready as they could get.

[TUSK]

Say what ya will about Saban, but he does a pretty good job of avoiding RUTS, imo....

[parabrave]

Hey, if you can hang it on 'em, then hang it on 'em.

Brohm didn't get his team ready for Auburn. 20+ days of prep and Purdue shows up like this?

Not that they were going to beat Auburn, but come on....they're not even close to being competitive.

This is a joke.

Naw Brohm pulling a Mullen. He was too busy trying to get another job instead of preparing for the game.** By the way Hawkeyefan how did Iowa so against Purdue?????

[Commercecomet24]

Bad news is that is probably as ready as they could get.

Yep, they're just being out talented big time and Purdue's defense is painfully slow. I'm still trying to figure out how this purdue team beat the piss out of Ohio State and is being taken to the woodshed by a mediocre Auburn team. Head scratching.

[Goldendawg]

Yep, they're just being out talented big time and Purdue's defense is painfully slow. I'm still trying to figure out how this purdue team beat the piss out of Ohio State and is being taken to the woodshed by a mediocre Auburn team. Head scratching.

Heck, watching this Baylor probably thinks that they beat a SEC powerhouse in Vandy!***

[Commercecomet24]

Heck, watching this Baylor probably thinks that they beat a SEC powerhouse in Vandy!***

Lol, That's a good one!

[msstate7]

Yep, they're just being out talented big time and Purdue's defense is painfully slow. I'm still trying to figure out how this purdue team beat the piss out of Ohio State and is being taken to the woodshed by a mediocre Auburn team. Head scratching.

How did om go to Bama in 2015 and win yet lose to Memphis? How did Ohio st lose to a crappy Virginia tech and win a natty in 2014? How did we lose to a crappy OM team last year? Crap happens

[Commercecomet24]

How did om go to Bama in 2015 and win yet lose to Memphis? How did Ohio st lose to a crappy Virginia tech and win a natty in 2014? How did we lose to a crappy OM team last year? Crap happens

True but this game has no semblance of even being competitive. Slip ups happen sure but this isn't just a slip up, its total and utter domination.

ETA at least in the games your referencing the talent levels were at least similar, if you can't see the talent discrepancy in this game then I don't know what you're watching.

[Goldendawg]

How did Purdue beat Iowa?

[Hawkeyegoofball]

True but this game has no semblance of even being competitive. None, this isn't just a loss.

ETA at least in the games your referencing the talent levels were at least similar, if you can't see the talent discrepancy in this game then I don't know what you're watching.

I don't think there's any question that Auburn has the greater talent across the board.

What is most disappointing/depressing is that Purdue couldn't show up and make it a game and just, literally, compete.

I'm tired of watching these BS bowl games where one team doesn't show up.

Lots of bad coaching and prep.

Kudos to Auburn - they came loaded for bear!

[TrapGame]

Really need a mercy rule for shit like this. This is not a game it's a televised slaughter. Whoever put this match together should go back to accounting or HR ASAP.

[Hawkeyegoofball]

How did Purdue beat Iowa?

@ Purdue.

They know us - play us every year.

Walk off field goal.

Bang.

Game over.

[TUSK]

Ohio State has had a lot of "Auburn" in them the last couple years, IMO...

read: AU as "Jekyll & Hyde"

Purdue played well vs OSU's "Hyde" and played not so well vs AU's "Jekyll"...

The disparities have more to do with OSU/AU than Purdue, I think...

[Commercecomet24]

I don't think there's any question that Auburn has the greater talent across the board.

What is most disappointing/depressing is that Purdue couldn't show up and make it a game and just, literally, compete.

I'm tired of watching these BS bowl games where one team doesn't show up.

Lots of bad coaching and prep.

Kudos to Auburn - they came loaded for bear!

Yeah this is brutal. Ugly,ugly, ugly.

[Commercecomet24]

Ohio State has had a lot of "Auburn" in them the last couple years, IMO...

read: AU as "Jekyll & Hyde"

Purdue played well vs OSU's "Hyde" and played not so well vs AU's "Jekyll"...

The disparities have more to do with OSU/AU than Purdue, I think...

Maybe and this could just be one of those games, but it appears the big10 talent level may be down just a bit this year. It happens. Guess we'll know more over the next week or so.

[Goldendawg]

Really need a mercy rule for shit like this. This is not a game it's a televised slaughter. Whoever put this match together should go back to accounting or HR ASAP.

Hey, the ancient Romans still enjoyed going to the Coliseum and watching the Christians against the lions.** Gus and AU fans probably think this shows that they will enter 2019 ranked top 5. Freeze probably already texted his buddy, Gus, some hot phone numbers to show his congrats!**

[parabrave]

Can't wait till the next bowl game. WV should hang 60 on Cuse/

[msstate7]

Can't wait till the next bowl game. WV should hang 60 on Cuse/

WV missing Grier and stud LT

[Goldendawg]

Any of you "wagering types" know what the over/under was on this game? Just wondering.

[TUSK]

Any of you "wagering types" know what the over/under was on this game? Just wondering.

fitty seven.... and the hook....

57.5

[Goldendawg]

Which one of these announcers is incapable of shutting up, but seems to think he knows it all about college and pro FB?

[Bully13]

Can't wait till the next bowl game. WV should hang 60 on Cuse/

I'm not ready to write the cuse off just yet. Looking forward to the game

[TUSK]

Which one of these announcers is incapable of shutting up, but seems to think he knows it all about college and pro FB?

Ahmad Brooks is the color guy....


and neither of them are very bright...

[RougeDawg]

Maybe and this could just be one of those games, but it appears the big10 talent level may be down just a bit this year. It happens. Guess we'll know more over the next week or so.

Big10 talent level is always down when compared to SEC. even the worst SEC defenses are top 3 Big 10 defenses.

[Goldendawg]

Heck, Cord Sandberg may get some QB play in this game if he's not red shirting or waiting for AARP permission to participate.**

[TUSK]

Heck, Cord Sandberg may get some QB play in this game if he's not red shirting or waiting for AARP permission to participate.**

Oh, how would I have loved to have been a "mature" 23-25 year old QB at an SEC school (with some MLB money)... Hell, I'd redshirt, try to get a Med RS, Hardship RS... Greyshirt...

you get the idea....

[Goldendawg]

What's the biggest insult at the 1 minute mark, taking a knee or giving them a chance to show they can stop AU?

[TUSK]

What's the biggest insult at the 1 minute mark, taking a knee or giving them a chance to show they can stop AU?

Giving them the chance to stop you and the subsequent TD is the bigger insult....

Now, if there were 5 minutes to go, and you started takin' knees.....

[parabrave]

Oh, how would I have loved to have been a "mature" 23-25 year old QB at an SEC school (with some MLB money)... Hell, I'd redshirt, try to get a Med RS, Hardship RS... Greyshirt...

you get the idea....

Don't forget Mission service.

[TUSK]

Don't forget Mission service.

I swear I started to type that.... I swear...

[CadaverDawg]

I got Cuse straight up

[Bully13]

Dont care for that cuse td. I think a rule change is needed. If you are stopped and the only thing separating you from the ground is another player, you should be considered down. The cuse td was trash imo.

[CadaverDawg]

I got Cuse straight up

Boom

[parabrave]

Ha ha ha! That's a damn good take. :)

Purdue is a really, really good school. One of he best engineering programs in the country. I don't know much of anything about what else they're good at, other than having the world's largest marching band drum.

I haven't seen them in leisure suits and/or puka shells @ Iowa. I've been to their home stadium in West Lafayette, IN - and, frankly, it sucks. 3x more Iowa fans than Purdue that day (and others).

Other than Drew Breese, they got little going for them in football.

They're not like Georgia Tech (who REALLY dress up for games, i.e., circa 1920s with hats, dresses, mustache wax and vests).

Most Purdue people are very cool and don't drink much if at all.

Damn intellectuals!

Hey don't forget Bob Griese and Virgil I "Gus" Grissom.