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TheRef
06-15-2018, 07:07 PM
http://www.starnewsonline.com/sports/20180615/answers-arise-on-uncw-pitching-coachs-dismissal

TL;DR: Pitching coach had a motivational speaker talk to the team through Skype and they pulled out a dildo. University threatened to fire him. Team revolted and said they wouldn't touch the field without that coach. Finishes out season. Pitching Coach fired.
Todd4State
06-15-2018, 07:18 PM
I'm glad we're using bananas instead of dildos. (Things I can't believe that I would ever type on a message board)
Dawgpile
06-15-2018, 07:56 PM
I have a hard time believing I saw the phrase 'dick of death' five times in a news article.
Offshore Dawg
06-15-2018, 09:02 PM
I'm glad we're using bananas instead of dildos. (Things I can't believe that I would ever type on a message board)

Ask the girl friend if they are interchangeable.
Todd4State
06-15-2018, 09:03 PM
Ask the girl friend if they are interchangeable.

One is definitely cheaper and more discrete than the other.
TheRef
06-15-2018, 09:42 PM
I have a hard time believing I saw the phrase 'dick of death' five times in a news article.

I'm laughing so hard right now.
BeardoMSU
06-15-2018, 10:05 PM
I wonder if it had a suction-cup on the end....**
BrunswickDawg
06-15-2018, 11:12 PM
I wonder if it had a suction-cup on the end....**

Nah, with a name like “Dick of Death” it had to be a strap on.
BulldogBear
06-16-2018, 08:27 AM
The next expansion for the Munchkin card game will have to include "Dick of Death" now. The question is weather it should be a weapon your character carries, or have it be a monster, a steed, or a one shot item.

Alternatively, it could be "Duck of Death" to go along with Duck of Doom, Duck of Earl, and Duck of Many Things. But Duck of Death is probably semi redundant with Duck of Doom....Dick of Death will have to do.

Maybe "Dick of Duck"*****
Mutt the Hoople
06-16-2018, 10:34 PM
The administration slinking around behind the players' backs to fire the corch....real profiles in courage.
tireddawg
06-16-2018, 11:22 PM
Maybe "Dick of Duck"*****

OM's new mascot?
mstatefan91
06-16-2018, 11:26 PM
OM gonna hire that guy pronto
Pit Bull
06-17-2018, 12:03 AM
Think I'd rather have the motivational speaker who lives in a van ......Down By the River!!!