So an obnoxious lady at BWW in Flowood

[OldFatDog]

is wearing a t-shirt that proclaims that she would ?rather be lost in Oxford than found in Starkville.? Should I tell her that the residents of Starkville agree or should I keep my mouth shut?

[DawgRockur]

I think you should keep posting this on message boards and not do shit

[OldFatDog]

I think you should keep posting this on message boards and not do shit


Okay. Thanks.

[fader2103]

How obnoxious for someone to wear clothes. What is this world coming to?

[viverlibre]

Millennial much? Toughen your trigger factor up!

[OldFatDog]

Millennial much? Toughen your trigger factor up!

Okay. I thought the t-shirt was funny. Apparently not. My bad. Y?all carry on with your bad selves. Btw, I?m 57 years old and am ruggedly handsome. I?ll buy her a beer and tell that she has become a message board hero. Hotty Toddy.

[mstatefan91]

Okay. I thought the t-shirt was funny. Apparently not. My bad. Y?all carry on with your bad selves. Btw, I?m 57 years old and am ruggedly handsome. I?ll buy her a beer and tell that she has become a message board hero. Hotty Toddy.

This man has been an under the radar shitbird for nearly 5 years on these boards and outs himself for this stupid thread? Alright then

[starkvegasdawg]

This man has been an under the radar shitbird for nearly 5 years on these boards and outs himself for this stupid thread? Alright then

You'd think he'd be at their baseball stadium swimming laps.

[OldFatDog]

This man has been an under the radar shitbird for nearly 5 years on these boards and outs himself for this stupid thread? Alright then

Yeah, that?s it. Wow. Saw a t-shirt, posted about, Rebel. That?s right. I?m driving from Flowood?s BWW to the Library in Oxford as we speak. I?ll take a selfie with the Golden Egg for y?all

[mstatefan91]

Yeah, that?s it. Wow. Saw a t-shirt, posted about, Rebel. That?s right. I?m driving from Flowood?s BWW to the Library in Oxford as we speak. I?ll take a selfie with the Golden Egg for y?all

No true bulldog posts those two childish words as easily as you did

[BiscuitEater]

I thought you left when you didn't post for ~3 years.

[shoeless joe]

Bout 8 or so years ago I was eating at dooeys on a baseball weekend when we played umiss. At the table next to us was the typical college kid...fat, with swoosh bangs...and he had on an untucked shirt that barely reached his belt loop. Anyhow, the shirt was a umiss baseball shirt said "destination Omaha", or something like that. I just remember thinking it was funny and how I was sure he was wallowing in the thought of the great rebel baseball tradition.

Not the best bearshark shirt story but better than the OP I feel

[Todd4State]

My personal rule:

I never trash talk sports with women unless I want to date them and I want their number.

And since this was an Ole Miss fan I wouldn't want her number.

[OldFatDog]

Btw, Yancey told me to say ?Hook, line and sinker, mofos.?

[mstatefan91]

Btw, Yancey told me to say ?Hook, line and sinker, mofos.?

You’re really bad at this.

[RocketDawg]

Yeah, that?s it. Wow. Saw a t-shirt, posted about, Rebel. That?s right. I?m driving from Flowood?s BWW to the Library in Oxford as we speak. I?ll take a selfie with the Golden Egg for y?all

Don't text and drive. You might kill somebody.

[TNDawg35]

You’re really bad at this.

"That's what she said.."
-Michael Scott

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Btw, Yancey told me to say ?Hook, line and sinker, mofos.?

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite
Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole

[Pit Bull]

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite
Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole

That felt sort of spiritual.

[Bully13]

Good move by the MODS not granting this asswipe access to the poly board. We know exactly what his first move there would be.