Updating for you from Swami your Bulldog Brother in India

[Swami Dawg]

Hello my Bulldog brothers,

It is for to being to long of time since you have been heard from Swami. Many great events have been happened since last postings.

Hugh Freeze being it fired.
Dan Mullen going to Florida
Hiring of new coach Joe Morehead
Women's Basketball playing championship games

Wow it is great timing to be it a Bulldog.

Now for reason of absence of Swami. Swami and family had been given new job that does not access internets. At old jobs Swami was customer support with computer and internets. New job was in country province without even electricity!

Swami and family now are for to be working on farm. It is for to being hard work but much satisfying than customer supports with dumb Americans.
https://s7.postimg.org/5ti4m5p0r/swami-coffee-harvest.jpg
Swami brother at harvest of beans

https://s7.postimg.org/vqbsyl5h7/swami-coffee-good-times.jpg
Swami Uncle and friend having good time at break.

But not all is for to being good times. See Swami was for to be bitted by nasty snake while working in plantation field
https://s7.postimg.org/tx8walke3/swami-coffee-snake.jpg

Swami for to being in city hospital now can be having internets and making postes to Bulldog brothers.


If you would like to be helping Swami and family out to be paying for hospital costs, you can be buying our magic coffee beans from our farms here in India.
https://s7.postimg.org/mvayo7lvf/swami-magic-coffee.jpg

Thanks for to you in advances for helping in this troublesome times.

That is for being it for now. Nurse coming in. Time for Swami's sponge baths.

Your Bulldog Brother,
Swami

Go Dawgs!
Hail being it to State!!!

[ScoobaDawg]

This is gold.. I'm laughing so damn hard

[BrunswickDawg]

https://media.giphy.com/media/37Ez5CZ8P0jSM/giphy.gif

[RocketDawg]

Hilarious. The pieces are beginning to come together now.

[Red Sox Dawg]

Lol pure internet gold
Rep given

[Natedogg33]

My wife and daughter think I’ve lost my mind from lmao

[basedog]

Hello my Bulldog brothers,

It is for to being to long of time since you have been heard from Swami. Many great events have been happened since last postings.

Hugh Freeze being it fired.
Dan Mullen going to Florida
Hiring of new coach Joe Morehead
Women's Basketball playing championship games

Wow it is great timing to be it a Bulldog.

Now for reason of absence of Swami. Swami and family had been given new job that does not access internets. At old jobs Swami was customer support with computer and internets. New job was in country province without even electricity!

Swami and family now are for to be working on farm. It is for to being hard work but much satisfying than customer supports with dumb Americans.
https://s7.postimg.org/5ti4m5p0r/swami-coffee-harvest.jpg
Swami brother at harvest of beans

https://s7.postimg.org/vqbsyl5h7/swami-coffee-good-times.jpg
Swami Uncle and friend having good time at break.

But not all is for to being good times. See Swami was for to be bitted by nasty snake while working in plantation field
https://s7.postimg.org/tx8walke3/swami-coffee-snake.jpg

Swami for to being in city hospital now can be having internets and making postes to Bulldog brothers.


If you would like to be helping Swami and family out to be paying for hospital costs, you can be buying our magic coffee beans from our farms here in India.
https://s7.postimg.org/mvayo7lvf/swami-magic-coffee.jpg

Thanks for to you in advances for helping in this troublesome times.

That is for being it for now. Nurse coming in. Time for Swami's sponge baths.

Your Bulldog Brother,
Swami

Go Dawgs!
Hail being it to State!!!

Witness protection is one helluva thing***

[Political Hack]

I can’t stop laughing.

[BeardoMSU]

This is the best thing ever...which is saying something, because the past 24 hours have seen some top-shelf material.

[elitedawgs]

2987

[Cloak]

Rep given. Nice work

[Behrdawg]

I’ve got to pull over

[Bully13]

This may be the best post in ED history. Lmao. Creative and so damn funny. Professionalism to boot.

[Bully13]

I just gave a rep.

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Swami - does Miss Swami work in the adult entertainment business? Insider info is always welcome on this board. BTW, Your Groom pic is the tops!

[gtowndawg]

Awesome

[Commercecomet24]

Now that's funny! Swami with some perfect timing! Comedy Gold! Rep Given!

[Bully13]

Now that's funny! Swami with some perfect timing! Comedy Gold! Rep Given!

spot on with the timing. I've gone thru it 3 times now and I still laugh. based on the timing and all, I mean damn.

[Commercecomet24]

spot on with the timing. I've gone thru it 3 times now and I still laugh. based on the timing and all, I mean damn.

Yeah, didn't he nail it with the timing? Maybe the funniest thing i've ever seen on here! This post has to be memorialized somewhere!

[Bully13]

I'm trying to figure out who the real swami dog is . time for a poll?

[Political Hack]

I'm trying to figure out who the real swami dog is . time for a poll?

Do I get to vote?

[RocketDawg]

I'm trying to figure out who the real swami dog is . time for a poll?

He's obviously a real ex-customer service rep in India? You doubt him? **

[TrapGame]

Fantastic! I bow before you Swami!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/MUeQeEQaDCjE4/giphy.gif

[Bully13]

Do I get to vote?

kinda funny you ask. my first thoughts were either you or scooba. It's hands down the best post ever on ED in regards to creativity and humor. I've now gone back for a 5th read and it's still making me chuckle. true top shelf shit there.

[Goldendawg]

Have to ask. Did Swami's co-worker kill the bad snake with a "foambat"? ** Inquiring minds want to know. Still grinning! Hail State!

[Bully13]

Have to ask. Did Swami's co-worker kill the bad snake with a "foambat"? ** Inquiring minds want to know. Still grinning! Hail State!

nice. I would be interested in knowing what ED thread that has the most posts? this one may break the record.

[DownwardDawg]

This is outstanding!!!!! Lol

[ScoobaDawg]

nice. I would be interested in knowing what ED thread that has the most posts? this one may break the record.

Most posts or views? Either way neither are at 1% of the record...

[Bully13]

Most posts or views? Either way neither are at 1% of the record...

maybe cuz the were not tsun related?

[Liverpooldawg]

Awesome!

[ScoobaDawg]

maybe cuz the were not tsun related?

Nope. I didn't look at most replies honestly because this is 2 pages.. Thats not close to long even if you don't include the recruiting threads. The most views was when Cann was canned. Over 100k

[Bully13]

Nope. I didn't look at most replies honestly because this is 2 pages.. Thats not close to long even if you don't include the recruiting threads. The most views was when Cann was canned. Over 100k

yep, in order to get the most views, we need help from up north.