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CadaverDawg
10-04-2013, 09:28 PM
It's been a while since I've tried to get whiskey in to the stadium, so I need some EliteDawg help. Do I just go airplane bottles in the pockets? Flask in the belt? Ziplocs? Do they even check for anything anymore?

Thanks in advance

Dawg61
10-04-2013, 09:30 PM
Ziploc down the front. Just don't share your ball-flavored whiskey.

Jack Lambert
10-04-2013, 09:31 PM
See some one needs to developed and market a flask shaped like a cow bell. I think it could sell as a novelty item to none bull dog fans.

Esmerelda Villalobos
10-04-2013, 10:05 PM
Easy in our stadium.

Rick Danko
10-04-2013, 10:22 PM
Cargo shorts.... Airplane shots no problem at all

FlabLoser
10-04-2013, 10:24 PM
Flasks in pockets. They only search bags. And they do pat down bags looking for bottles. I think they are more concerned about the glass than the liquor.

MaroonState
10-04-2013, 10:40 PM
It's been a while since I've tried to get whiskey in to the stadium, so I need some EliteDawg help. Do I just go airplane bottles in the pockets? Flask in the belt? Ziplocs? Do they even check for anything anymore?

Thanks in advance

In your stomach.

thunderclap
10-05-2013, 08:41 AM
Stick a flask in the back of your pants and walk in.

codeDawg
10-05-2013, 09:34 AM
Stick a flask in the back of your pants and walk in.

Did this method for years without any issues. On the west side, nobody cares. On the East side, avoid the student gates.

Coach34
10-05-2013, 09:42 AM
Medical supply salesman buddy of mine snuck a 1/5 in with a cath bag. Straps to your leg and is perfect

DCdawg
10-05-2013, 10:09 AM
If you're going to a liquor store before the game, look for a collapsible flask called a "Platypus." They hold a lot and they fit perfect in a boot.

RougeDawg
10-05-2013, 12:08 PM
I recommend getting a Platypus "water" bottle. It's a flexible yet durable plastic flask that will easily fit/hide anywhere. It easily fits in the small of your back, with belt holding it. I had one for years and only had to get a new one last season. Any camping store or Cabelas/Bass Pro will have them. They come in multiple sizes. I downsized on my last one and it's kept me coherent during the games. The large one always seemed to be empty by the end of the games during the Croom days.

LiterallyPolice
10-05-2013, 01:00 PM
My buddy has a flask that hides inside a seat cushion. There's a little zipper pocket. It has a hose with a valve that you can discreetly pull out, and your body weight provides the pressure.

Truly one of man's finest technical achievements.

ckDOG
10-05-2013, 02:26 PM
It's been a while since I've tried to get whiskey in to the stadium, so I need some EliteDawg help. Do I just go airplane bottles in the pockets? Flask in the belt? Ziplocs? Do they even check for anything anymore?

Thanks in advance

Wrap your program around it.

60% of the time, it works every time.

gravedigger
10-05-2013, 05:06 PM
Small flask in the back pocket behind your phone or wallet. Then pull the wallet out if asked which u won't be.

Political Hack
10-05-2013, 05:07 PM
never mind... stomach's already taken.