Didn't take Jimbo long.

[dawgoneyall]

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[msstate7]

For what?

[Bully13]

dumb ass. even I could not have 17'd that up more.

we'll give you a 2nd chance if you can make amends.

[Dawg61]

Great thread

[BeardoMSU]

Compelling and rich.

[fader2103]

What a dumbass. I?m not sure if I?m calling the OP or Jimbo that.

[Dawg61]

Didn't take Gumbo strong.
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[RougeDawg]

Not sure why Jimbo did but one of his players threatened to kill people last night with his rifle.

http://abc13.com/texas-a-m-athlete-accused-of-making-threats-with-rifle/2765547/

[ShotgunDawg]

Jimbo may very well be awesome at A&M, but not one time in the past 8 years have I ever watched FSU and said ?that team looks well coached.?

[LC Dawg]

Thread of the Year candidate.

[RocketDawg]

Not sure why Jimbo did but one of his players threatened to kill people last night with his rifle.

http://abc13.com/texas-a-m-athlete-accused-of-making-threats-with-rifle/2765547/

Machine Gun Kelley transferred there? Thought his eligibility was used up ....

[CadaverDawg]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dock-Jump-Fail.gif

[BeardoMSU]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dock-Jump-Fail.gif

Rednecks last words: "hey y'all, watch this".**

[Lord McBuckethead]

Nope it was...hold my beer.

[Jack Lambert]

A&M will be about the same with Jimbo as they were with Sumerlin. The difference will be all the shit heads that Jimbo will put on the team. Winston's ass should have never been allowed to finish at FSU.

[Leroy Jenkins]

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Wy3yu6suaOEgM/giphy.gif

[TUSK]

Nope it was...hold my beer.

Actually, there are two correct SOPs:

1) "Hey, hold my beer and y'all watch this" or
2) "Hey, y'all watch this... here, hold my beer"...

clearly from the gif above the subject failed to adhere to the "hold my beer" part and it became his undoing.

[parabrave]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dock-Jump-Fail.gif

Another day at Lake Sardis

[Drugdog]

I can't quit watching that.

[Dawgbite]

I have to admit, I did something similar in Orange Beach last fall. Cost me an iphone 6S, a $250 pair of Maui Jim sunglasses, and one half of a $100 pair of flip flops. At least my nuts are still intact, the rest of that crap can be replaced and I didn't spill a beer.

[TrapGame]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dock-Jump-Fail.gif

That's alcohol abuse. Wasted a perfectly good bottle of beer on redneck gymnastics.

[Dawg61]

$250 for some sunglasses good lawrd what's the GPS location again

[Bully13]

damned lucky his head didn't hit that platform on his way down.

[Bully13]

prolly a good thing he'll never be able to reproduce as well.

[Dawgbite]

$250 for some sunglasses good lawrd what's the GPS location again

Hudson Marina just off Canal Rd behind the Anchor Bar. The hell of it is, one flip flop floated, not a clue what happened to the other one.

[BeardoMSU]

Nope it was...hold my beer.

I considered that, but he's obviously holding his beer, lol.

[Dawg61]

Hudson Marina just off Canal Rd behind the Anchor Bar. The hell of it is, one flip flop floated, not a clue what happened to the other one.

Tried to save those sunglasses I am guessing

[Dawgbite]

Tried to save those sunglasses I am guessing

Yeah, even went back the next morning with a snorkel and mask. No luck. I did not try to jump, I just stepped on a loose board and my head missed a boats outdrive about as close as that guy missed that platform. I could have been worse.

[Political Hack]

I have to admit, I did something similar in Orange Beach last fall. Cost me an iphone 6S, a $250 pair of Maui Jim sunglasses, and one half of a $100 pair of flip flops. At least my nuts are still intact, the rest of that crap can be replaced and I didn't spill a beer.

As Long as you didn?t waste half of your $2 beer, everything else will be fine. Lol.

[Activated Alpha]

I'm confused as to what this thread is about....

[TrapGame]

I'm confused as to what this thread is about....

Well, if you don't know already, we ain't gonna tell you!***

[Lord McBuckethead]

Shit. I didn't see he was holding his beer. I clearly only responded to the "Y'all watch this", with the standard, "Hold my beer."

[Dawg61]

I'm confused as to what this thread is about....

This thread is like the game phone tag. You just contribute whatever you want to it.

[Bully13]

it started out pretty lame and blank but generated some funny stories.

[Dawgbite]

I'm confused as to what this thread is about....

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm clearly having flash backs to a traumatic event in my life. Those were my favorite flip flops!

[Dawgbite]

Since this thread is venturing off in random tangents, if you are a flip flop wearer and have not tried a pair of Oofos, you are missing out on something special.

[Sacrifice]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dock-Jump-Fail.gif

That?s brutal! The water looks to be about a foot deep

[BeardoMSU]

it started out pretty lame and blank but generated some funny stories.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4kwkWXrAU

[Dawg61]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_h8ksmXUg

[BeardoMSU]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_h8ksmXUg

Lol, definitely my favorite Phillip Seymour Hoffman character.

[Dawg61]

Lol, definitely my favorite Phillip Seymour Hoffman character.

Deserved a spin off movie

[BeardoMSU]

Deserved a spin off movie

They should just make "Crocodile Tears", lol.