Mutt the Hoople
12-02-2017, 08:12 AM
In light of the university of lolmiss getting off so light with the NCAA, one's first thought is to ask, "How can such a good and loving God allow so much evil in this world?" After all, the lolmiss athletic department is more corrupt than the Ottoman Empire, makes FIFA look like a No-Score-Kept 4 year old T-Ball league.
The answer is simple- lolmiss thinks it got away with something NOW, but now they're on the clock- any more slipups, and they'll go the way of SMU. God is not mocked.
My question is Why is the NCAA helping out lolmiss so much? 2017 is an era of Political Correctness and Millennial snowflakes being offended by every little thing under the sun. The NCAA has made colleges and universities change their mascots because of the negative connotations towards Native Americans, or won't allow States to host the NCAA basketball tournament because of Confederate flags or allowing dudes to go into girls' bathrooms....yet, they're protecting the OLE MISS (named after what slaves called the plantation owner's wife) REBELS (the soldiers of the Army that fought for slavery and States's Rights to own slaves), a school that for decades (and still does in the Grove on Game Day) proudly displayed the Confederate battle flag (ie, the flag of Treason Against The United States).
It isn't like lolmiss is a national power. It isn't like they're Alabama, Tennessee, USC, Ohio State, Michigan, North Carolina, or any big-time national powers. I really think the SEC and NCAA would do just fine without lolmiss. They could just plug in another Florida or Texas school (UCF, USF, SMU, TCU), or maybe even somewhere else. Lolmiss is a minor, pipsqueak, chickenshit little backwater shithole that barely makes a ripple nationwide. Not to mention, the lolmiss lawyers have to be the most incompetent in America so it's not like the NCAA is going to lose any court cases against them.
This would be the perfect school for the NCAA to hammer back into the Stone Age. Then, the NCAA could have strutted around like a male peacock, telling everybody how "we want to respect the integrity of sports, and this shows we mean business" with (almost) a straight face.
Because the NCAA let them off light, lolmiss people should be groveling at the NCAA's feet, thanking them profusely, and handing out coupons for free Rub-and-Tugs at the High Cotton Salon and Spa.
Conclusion? We at The Mississippi State University are going to have to take matters into our own hands, and not rely on the kindness of strangers. The Jews learned this in World War II- the rest of the world wasn't going to protect you from the Germans who wanted to wipe you off the face of the earth, so you just have to form your own homeland Israel- the most kickass country in the world. The Mississippi State is already taking steps to become the SEC's Israel, a small haven of goodness and decency who can still kick the ass of the Rebistinian terrorists within Our State, as well as defend against the big-time schools in Alabama and Louisiana and Tennessee and Arkansas that border you. Mark Keenum and John Cohen are smart, tough people who know how to run a university and Athletic Department. Alums and fans of The Mississippi State University are beginning to rise up against the Reb-queda thugs that have held Mississippi hostage by trying to keep Our State 50th in the nation in income, education, and health care. For the "ignore lolmiss and concentrate on ourselves" crowd- we can't ignore them, anymore than Israel could ignore the Arab countries surrounding them who want to drive them into the sea. For the "grind lolmiss into the dust at the expense of The Mississippi State moving forward" crowd- we can do both, because fans, students, and alums of The Mississippi State University can multitask and do both, unlike the inbred, unibrowed, window-licking, slack-jawed, drooling fans of lolmiss.
The answer is simple- lolmiss thinks it got away with something NOW, but now they're on the clock- any more slipups, and they'll go the way of SMU. God is not mocked.
My question is Why is the NCAA helping out lolmiss so much? 2017 is an era of Political Correctness and Millennial snowflakes being offended by every little thing under the sun. The NCAA has made colleges and universities change their mascots because of the negative connotations towards Native Americans, or won't allow States to host the NCAA basketball tournament because of Confederate flags or allowing dudes to go into girls' bathrooms....yet, they're protecting the OLE MISS (named after what slaves called the plantation owner's wife) REBELS (the soldiers of the Army that fought for slavery and States's Rights to own slaves), a school that for decades (and still does in the Grove on Game Day) proudly displayed the Confederate battle flag (ie, the flag of Treason Against The United States).
It isn't like lolmiss is a national power. It isn't like they're Alabama, Tennessee, USC, Ohio State, Michigan, North Carolina, or any big-time national powers. I really think the SEC and NCAA would do just fine without lolmiss. They could just plug in another Florida or Texas school (UCF, USF, SMU, TCU), or maybe even somewhere else. Lolmiss is a minor, pipsqueak, chickenshit little backwater shithole that barely makes a ripple nationwide. Not to mention, the lolmiss lawyers have to be the most incompetent in America so it's not like the NCAA is going to lose any court cases against them.
This would be the perfect school for the NCAA to hammer back into the Stone Age. Then, the NCAA could have strutted around like a male peacock, telling everybody how "we want to respect the integrity of sports, and this shows we mean business" with (almost) a straight face.
Because the NCAA let them off light, lolmiss people should be groveling at the NCAA's feet, thanking them profusely, and handing out coupons for free Rub-and-Tugs at the High Cotton Salon and Spa.
Conclusion? We at The Mississippi State University are going to have to take matters into our own hands, and not rely on the kindness of strangers. The Jews learned this in World War II- the rest of the world wasn't going to protect you from the Germans who wanted to wipe you off the face of the earth, so you just have to form your own homeland Israel- the most kickass country in the world. The Mississippi State is already taking steps to become the SEC's Israel, a small haven of goodness and decency who can still kick the ass of the Rebistinian terrorists within Our State, as well as defend against the big-time schools in Alabama and Louisiana and Tennessee and Arkansas that border you. Mark Keenum and John Cohen are smart, tough people who know how to run a university and Athletic Department. Alums and fans of The Mississippi State University are beginning to rise up against the Reb-queda thugs that have held Mississippi hostage by trying to keep Our State 50th in the nation in income, education, and health care. For the "ignore lolmiss and concentrate on ourselves" crowd- we can't ignore them, anymore than Israel could ignore the Arab countries surrounding them who want to drive them into the sea. For the "grind lolmiss into the dust at the expense of The Mississippi State moving forward" crowd- we can do both, because fans, students, and alums of The Mississippi State University can multitask and do both, unlike the inbred, unibrowed, window-licking, slack-jawed, drooling fans of lolmiss.