Post good news here...

[Dawg61]

Hevesy gone

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornjHL4fLS94x39Wo/giphy.gif

No more starting Holloway's over five better HBs

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPC0o6lUwV4QCAM/giphy.gif

Our record vs ranked teams is guaranteed to improve

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0K4o1Ar7VyvO7zmo/giphy.gif

The shitter isn't full

https://media.giphy.com/media/tODygE8KCqBzy/giphy.gif

We will actually sign more than 1 WR a year

https://media.giphy.com/media/4wycNsucv3ofC/giphy.gif

We will finally use timeouts in the first half

https://media.giphy.com/media/12w5E99F9StFCg/giphy.gif

We don't have to listen to Mullen to Everywhere U anymore

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oGNDJg7cUxG57Ynba/giphy.gif

We don't have to listen to Mullen halftime interviews and not looking at the camera ever anymore

https://media.giphy.com/media/7LYtIn5s9YAiA/giphy.gif


As long as we make a great hire (Norvell) I really don't give a **** Mullen is gone. He chokes in big games and was never going to win the West because of it. He got his ass kicked by Hugh Freeze and let AJ Brown and Fatt Luke beat him on our field.

https://media.giphy.com/media/2ept7eRuyq98s/giphy.gif

[bostondawg]

Seriously, going 2-26 (or whatever) against ranked teams is almost impossible to do. You would think one would accidentally stumble into a better record than that. Like a random fan who has played Madden could somehow win more than 7.6% of ranked games.

[fader2103]

By Friday we will have a coach that wants to be here.

[Jack Lambert]

I am 53 years old, have a full head of brown hair, 19" biceps and I can still get a boner.

[BB30]

Basketball team won on a buzzer beater against no name U

[Dawgology]

Both our basketball teams are undefeated.

[redstickdawg]

hevesy no longer here

[Political Hack]

14-11 over last two, 2-26 against ranked teams, 4-4 in SEC, and 4th place in the West won?t cost $6 million per year anymore.

We can find someone to lose to Matt Luke for much, much cheaper.

[Wade Garrett]

I found $20 bucks in the pocket of a coat I haven’t worn in 2 years. So I got that going for me. Pretty excited

[Pollodawg]

Isn’t his 2-26 record somewhat misleading? He did win three top ten games in a row in ‘14 and top four last season.

[Political Hack]

I think it’s teams that finish the season ranked or something.

[fader2103]

I am 53 years old, and I can still get a boner.

#winning

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

Matt Luke is ole miss’s head coach.

[bostondawg]

Isn’t his 2-26 record somewhat misleading? He did win three top ten games in a row in ‘14 and top four last season.

As Hack said, that's how teams finished.

On an important point: that 2014 team was vastly overrated to become number 1. Of those 3 top ten wins, only one finished ranked. Hence being one of Dan's two wins against top 25 teams.

[HotMop]

I saved 15 % on my car insurance.

[dawgday166]

I won some easy money on Auburn yesterday ... didn't even need the points I got, but also knew I wouldn't need them going in.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Take their loss to Mullen off their record, some would have finished ranked.

[Dawgface]

I had a bowel movement today.

[somebodyshotmypaw]

I had a vasectomy a few years back, and my wife has not gotten pregnant.